My butler is a slacker.

[shereads]

Where is he?

Why can't he put fresh sheets on the bed, and maybe bring me a cup of hot chocolate and tell me he's taken care of finding a plasterer to repair the ceiling beneath the roof leak? Then I could get some sleep.

A foot massage would be nice.

Does your household staff slack off? Or is it just this one butler who's turning out to be such a disappointment?

 

[hunting_tiger]

I am here, so what are you complaining about ?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I had a butler once. He ran off with my maid to work at some nudist colony in Florida. Maybe you know them?



~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I am here, so what are you complaining about ?

I'm not.



~lucky

 

[Liar]

Where is he?

It's like that missing sock. They just dissapear.

 

[hunting_tiger]

I'm not.



~lucky

Its great to know that I managed to keep you happy

I haven't heard about your butler but I have seen the maid so i can understand him

 

[Guest]

Where is he?

Why can't he put fresh sheets on the bed, and maybe bring me a cup of hot chocolate and tell me he's taken care of finding a plasterer to repair the ceiling beneath the roof leak? Then I could get some sleep.

A foot massage would be nice.

Does your household staff slack off? Or is it just this one butler who's turning out to be such a disappointment?

perhaps what your butler needs is a swift beating into submission.. paid staff always takes a hike.. its the ones who arent paid to stick around that usually do... *grin*

my sympathies

 

[bg23]

I wish I had a butler.

I wish I had a car.

I wish I had a life.

 

[shereads]

I am here, so what are you complaining about ?

Watch it, pal. You can be outsourced.

 

[shereads]

I wish I had a butler.

I wish I had a car.

I wish I had a life.

I wish I had a special butler just for my car.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I find the use of illegal immigrants is much better. Once you get over that whole language barrier thing, it's not so bad. Plus it's all under the table so who cares.

 

[Guest]

I find the use of illegal immigrants is much better. Once you get over that whole language barrier thing, it's not so bad. Plus it's all under the table so who cares.

Abs.. PMSL.. so P.C.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You probably throttled your old butler in your sleep.

The secret is that you must make certain that you aquire a Silent Butler.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think Miss Peacock used the candlestick, in the library.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I think Miss Peacock used the candlestick, in the library.

Which is ONE reason why it is so hard to light!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Which is ONE reason why it is so hard to light!

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Liar]

Which is ONE reason why it is so hard to light!

Ow. My diaphragm. Don't make me laugh like that ever again dammit.

Or what the hell, please do.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Where is he?

Why can't he put fresh sheets on the bed, and maybe bring me a cup of hot chocolate and tell me he's taken care of finding a plasterer to repair the ceiling beneath the roof leak? Then I could get some sleep.

A foot massage would be nice.

Does your household staff slack off? Or is it just this one butler who's turning out to be such a disappointment?

Word on the street is your butler is donating some volunteer time to the Bush re election campaign. He should be back in a week or two.

Don't hurt me, it was just a joke.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Word on the street is your butler is donating some volunteer time to the Bush re election campaign. ...

If he's a working man, he'll be volunteering at the "Re-Defeat Bush! campaign.

 

[pop_54]

I had a butler and a housemaid once....... It was rather nice...



PS: ABS we've got thousands of the fuckers over here now if you need a few sent over.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Its great to know that I managed to keep you happy

I haven't heard about your butler but I have seen the maid so i can understand him

That maid was HOT, huh?

The butler wasn't worth a shit, though. She'll be sorry.

~lucky

 

[minsue]

If he's a working man, he'll be volunteering at the "Re-Defeat Bush! campaign.

Burly, I think I love you

 

[Liar]

That maid was HOT, huh?

The butler wasn't worth a shit, though. She'll be sorry.

~lucky

...or maybe she knew something you dodn't. Did you, you know, try him out properly?

 

[minsue]

...or maybe she knew something you dodn't. Did you, you know, try him out properly?

Doesn't this belong on the euphemisms thread?