My Brain Hurts

[NoJo]

I'm ill. (cough, cough, cough)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Awwwww. Poor Daddy.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Sorry Joe. Thinking good healing thoughts for you.

 

[SensualCealy]

Awe Joe, Wait till your head hurts, chest hurts, abs hurt, and your lip hurts (from wiping your nose) then Ill start feeling sorry for ya! lol Im teasing, welcome to the sicko club!
C

 

[Guest]

http://www28.tok2.com/home/soryu/mr-gumby.jpg​

Shut up, Mr. Gumby!​

That make you feel any better?

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[Guest]

I'm ill. (cough, cough, cough)

Awww, come and sit on my knee and let me rub you better.

 

[NoJo]

Awww, come and sit on my knee and let me rub you better.

(cough, cough, wank, cough, wank)

 

[Guest]

(cough, cough, wank, cough, wank)

Atta boy!

 

[rgraham666]

No! Open the door and come in!

 

[Guest]

joe was a good man, a kind man. i remember him fondling...erm... fondly. he will be missed by everyone on Lit. his humor was top notch...

hrm

am i a bit too soon?

lemme know...
until then, ill keep working on the eulogy.

get bettah you hunk o hunk o burnin lurve

 

[English Lady]

get well soon hun

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Poor baby. Too bad I can't email you chicken soup and pillow fluffing.

 

[NoJo]

joe was a good man, a kind man. i remember him fondling...erm... fondly. he will be missed by everyone on Lit. his humor was top notch...

hrm

am i a bit too soon?

lemme know...
until then, ill keep working on the eulogy.

get bettah you hunk o hunk o burnin lurve

If you refer to me in the past tense again, my ghost will haunt you in your dreams.

 

[Guest]

Oh good, you haven't died. I didn't want to have to buy a new hat.

 

[Guest]

You feel bad? Try menstruating, just once, you whinger.

Get well soon anyway, P.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"My Brain Hurts," complaineth Sub Joe.

Must be one of those tiny little small niggling aches. Take two aspirins with a double hot rum toddy. It may not relieve your pain, but you won't care.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[NoJo]

You feel bad? Try menstruating, just once, you whinger.

Get well soon anyway, P.

I told you that fantasy in confidence, P.

 

[Guest]

I told you that fantasy in confidence, P.

well, now we all know we can help you make it happen.
shall we commence?

 

[NoJo]

Can't we wait for the next new moon?

 

[Guest]

saturday night is the full moon party. about 50 pagan women, dancing nude before the bonfire and getting totally, blindingly drunk whilst singing ABBA songs and praying to the earth goddess.
this might be a good night to help you with your fetish, joe...ill bring my exacto knife ...there will be plenty of alcohol.

 

[Guest]

...ill bring my exacto knife ...

Wowie zowie, Vellala, you are one quick pervette. P.

 

[NoJo]

saturday night is the full moon party. about 50 pagan women, dancing nude before the bonfire and getting totally, blindingly drunk whilst singing ABBA songs and praying to the earth goddess.
this might be a good night to help you with your fetish, joe...ill bring my exacto knife ...there will be plenty of alcohol.

Er, don't I have to be a virgin? I guess I am technically, except for that time on the see-saw.

 

[Guest]

Wowie zowie, Vellala, you are one quick pervette. P.

its the little things in life, P.
*le sigh*

 

[NoJo]

its the little things in life, P.
*le sigh*

I like little things too, pepe le pew.

 

[Guest]

I like little things too, pepe le pew.

you stinker.
i know...i know... but i couldnt help myself.

as for being a virgin, the answer is no. im sure the experience with the see saw will help you be a bit prepared ...