My Brain Hurts

[NoJo]

you stinker.
i know...i know... but i couldnt help myself.

as for being a virgin, the answer is no. im sure the experience with the see saw will help you be a bit prepared ...

I think all that testosterone, or progesterone, or whatever it is your species uses for fuel, would be pretty terrifying for a guy to witness. Like Xmas sales. I'm there.

 

[Guest]

I think all that testosterone, or progesterone, or whatever it is your species uses for fuel, would be pretty terrifying for a guy to witness. Like Xmas sales. I'm there.

actually, im very excited.
will be singing Toby Lightmans devils and angels song... crossing fingahs that i do well.

we look frightening, sure, but its the after glow thats so very worth it. dont be afraid...its only scary for the first hour while we are all settling into the alcohol and peyote haze

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think all that testosterone, or progesterone, or whatever it is your species uses for fuel, would be pretty terrifying for a guy to witness. Like Xmas sales. I'm there.

estrogen? dunno, I'm unbalanced and fueled by caffeine.

 

[NoJo]

Sicky

This is my first sick day off work since August.

It's very peaceful and quiet in the flat. It's usually full of noisy people. I think I'll stand in the hallway and have a wank.

 

[Guest]

This is my first sick day off work since August.

It's very peaceful and quiet in the flat. It's usually full of noisy people. I think I'll stand in the hallway and have a wank.

excellent.
ill have the camera crew on standby.

 

[SensualCealy]

Joe, as my kids always say, "Do you need a tissue for your issue?"
I am so sick of being sick, grab a bottle of heavy duty cough medicine and meet me in the hallway!
C

 

[Guest]

Joe, as my kids always say, "Do you need a tissue for your issue?"
I am so sick of being sick, grab a bottle of heavy duty cough medicine and meet me in the hallway!
C

theres a song that stephen lynch does about being caught 'spankin it'
its my theme song...

 

[carsonshepherd]

theres a song that stephen lynch does about being caught 'spankin it'
its my theme song...

Do you ever dream about that?

It's kinda like embarrassing and exciting at the same time.

Not that I, uh, ever had that dream or anything.

 

[Guest]

Do you ever dream about that?

It's kinda like embarrassing and exciting at the same time.

Not that I, uh, ever had that dream or anything.

do you mean?
do i dream about having a penis to wank?
sure i do...
or do you mean:
do i dream about stephen lynch singing that song while wanking?
sure i do...
or do you mean:
do i dream about being caught whilst getting off?
sure i do...

ok... ive run out of steam...

 

[carsonshepherd]

do you mean?
do i dream about having a penis to wank?
sure i do...
or do you mean:
do i dream about stephen lynch singing that song while wanking?
sure i do...
or do you mean:
do i dream about being caught whilst getting off?
sure i do...

ok... ive run out of steam...

In my dream, you were jerking off your big cock to the tunes of Stephen Lynch; meanwhile, I walked in and saw you just as you got off, and instead of cum shooting out, it was steam. It looked just like a tea-kettle on boil and my first thought was, "Damn, that must sting."

Then I woke up.

 

[Guest]

In my dream, you were jerking off your big cock to the tunes of Stephen Lynch; meanwhile, I walked in and saw you just as you got off, and instead of cum shooting out, it was steam. It looked just like a tea-kettle on boil and my first thought was, "Damn, that must sting."

Then I woke up.

i think this one statement is the basis for all the love/lust i have for you...all wrapped up in a tidy paragraph.
be my idol?

 

[carsonshepherd]

i think this one statement is the basis for all the love/lust i have for you...all wrapped up in a tidy paragraph.
be my idol?

Only if you'll be mine