My best friends and i almost died today!

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[Lancecastor]

I think I know how you can get an email account.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't care.

 

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[KillerMuffin]

yayati: You have no soul.

 

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[Bob_Bytchin]

KillerMuffin: Sarah ko danto......uski gaadi aur wohi chala rahi thi. agar kuch hojaata to yeh topic he nahi hota......

He says with a mouth full of BLT.

 

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[Bob_Bytchin]

Is your car OK Yayati? See, at least I have a caring bone in my body.

 

[peachykeen]

I thought yesterday was the day we tried to get people to feel sorry for us and maybe today we were gonna be over that. Guess I was wrong.

 

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[KillerMuffin]

Of course you have no soul. You take someone else's pain and use it to further your selfish agenda without care or concern for that person's pain. You're selfish, inconsiderate, insensitive, and utterly lacking in the compassion that makes people human.

You have no soul.

 

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[KillerMuffin]

Too bad God isn't your co-pilot Yoyo. If you had just let Jesus into your life, you wouldn't have gotten into the car wreck. Repent now, save yourself and you will be in God's kingdom enjoying everlasting life. Jesus loves you.

 

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[Anais Dahl]

For some reason, this thread is really funny, especially the last bits.

Yayati- I am glad you and your friend are ok. Tell your friend not to be an asshole and drive so fast.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You are mean siso

The golden rule says do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

You've been doing unto others, now it's getting done unto you.

Suck it up and be a man about it.


Praise Jesus because he's your salvation. Renounce your heathen ways and learn about God's love. That way you will be truly happy.

 

[Sandia]

I once drove my motorcycle off the rode into a ditch and flipped over the handlebars onto my head.

It hurt like hell.

 

[Sandia]

I think I owe my salvation to being an atheist.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't tell yaya, Sandia, because to him that means that you were bad. If you'd loved Allah like a good person should, it wouldn't have happened. Ask him.

 

[Sandia]

The bastards took my motorcycle, though. Bastards.

 

[Sandia]

Yaya, did I drive my motorcycle off the road and into a ditch because I was bad?

(I thought I was just careless.)

 

[Lancecastor]

I tipped over a race car one time. It went into slow motion and seemed very graceful as it spun around and around and around.

Then I hit the wall and everything got really fast and loud again.

I walked away, praise allah.

 

[Cheyenne]

we were both going 90mph on a downhill 30mph turn........both of the cars flipped....but none of us got injured.....! allah ka shukar hai

Damn, I hope you didn't hurt the hill.