My Best Friend

[TN_Vixen]

finds me fantastically funny. I can't figure out why, but as long as I keep saying, "You're right! you're right! YOU ARE RIGHT and oh so magnificent, and handsome while on one knee & repeatedly kissing his shoe" Then, he laughs & laughs and & laughs at whatever I say.

I'm so lucky.

 

[I'mVan]

lol

Do you give blow jobs too?

 

[modest mouse]

Whats so funny is that your best friend is a garden gnome.

(I've liked the recent threads about your son, Vaporrub. Good stuff. SOunds like a cool little dude)

 

[TN_Vixen]

lol

Do you give blow jobs too?

bj's for best friends are completely off limits. Besides, I'm the wrong gender.

 

[BgMma]

My friends think I am pretty hilarious, too.

If they could only figure out that my scathingly dry humour is directed at them and not others.
Maybe I should be more direct with the twits.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Whats so funny is that your best friend is a garden gnome.

(I've liked the recent threads about your son, Vaporrub. Good stuff. SOunds like a cool little dude)

hmmm... a garden gnome (read with a horrid British accent)...

(he is a cool little dude, just not so little. )

 

[acitore_vuli]

finds me fantastically funny. I can't figure out why, but as long as I keep saying, "You're right! you're right! YOU ARE RIGHT and oh so magnificent, and handsome while on one knee & repeatedly kissing his shoe" Then, he laughs & laughs and & laughs at whatever I say.

I'm so lucky.

He want's to get his black gloved hand into your pants. That'd be my guess anyway.

 

[ridddder]

I have one of those two...it is a voice activated yes man(novelty). You click the on switch, and to whatever you say, he says, good things like" when you are right you are right, I wish I would have thought of that, I couldn't have said it better myself" etc.....

It was an office gift....what can I say....

Not to say it wasn't amusing at one time, but now the amusement has worn off.

 

[TN_Vixen]

My friends think I am pretty hilarious, too.

If they could only figure out that my scathingly dry humour is directed at them and not others.
Maybe I should be more direct with the twits.

Maybe you should not choose twits as friends.

 

[BgMma]

Maybe you should not choose twits as friends.

Are you kidding?

I am so popular, you have no idea. If I really HAD friends you could ask them.