My Balls Are Frozen

[Dillinger]

OK... I just spent the last 2 hours or so shovelling a foot and a 1/2 of snow off of a 200 foot driveway. Its still snowing... and, to top it off...

My BALLS are FROZEN!!!

 

[Angel]

See the valentine thread

 

[Beebeeblue]

Am I glad I live in Florida!!!

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay...

As another Floridian, I must say I don't get this.

I mean...what happens if you don't shovel? Is there a fine? Can't you just sprinkle salt after it's all over?

Balls should be kept AT LEAST at room temperature at all times ;-) Didn't they give you guys an instruction manual?

MP

 

[Angel]

Well your car will get stuck silly!

 

[Todd]

I thought for amoment you took to my swimming across the frozen river to pay your rent like I did.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay...wait...

Angel...help me out here...

If it is cold enough outside to freeze a guy's balls...WHY would you be going ANYWHERE in a car or otherwise?

MP

 

[Todd]

Manadame P,

I know subzero water is cold enough to freeze a man's balls, though I have frozen them at air temperature when I shoveled a driveway nude in march on a bet. But never have I froze my balls fully dressed.

That also brings to mind. Why have you stopped emailing me Madame P, did I say something offensive?

 

[Madame Pandora]

Todd,

You're Canadian, it's not the same. Isn't your body temperatue like ten degrees cooler than ours anyhow? ;-)

I don't remember you saying anything offensive ;-) Maybe that was the problem ;-P

MP

 

[Angel]

MP, I have no idea. Which is why *I* leave the shovelling to the B/F while I stay warm inside directing him

 

[Dillinger]

Its not the going anywhere immediately... too much snow to go anywhere today... BUT... we do have to get out tomorrow.. therefore... shovel today... sometimes we get someone to plow - we didn't expect so much snow this time... *sigh*

As far as frozen balls go... on the plus side - sperm has to be at a certain temperature to be fertile so...

Anyone want to hop on and go for a ride? Very little chance of getting pregnant... *lol*

 

[Todd]

Todd,

You're Canadian, it's not the same. Isn't your body temperatue like ten degrees cooler than ours anyhow? ;-)

I don't remember you saying anything offensive ;-) Maybe that was the problem ;-P

MP

No thats just the difference in the meteric version I am a hot blooded 99.7 just like the americans.

Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and take we can compare body temperature

 

[Madame Pandora]

Anyone want to hop on and go for a ride? Very little chance of getting pregnant... *lol*

You're dating yourself, sugar. Getting preggers is the LEAST of a girl's worries these days.

MP

 

[Deborah]

Madame probably thinks you're just another wacko, Todd, when she hears things like you shovel the driveway nude. That's not so bad, actually, I think it was the sermons. She's a witch you know.

Oh yes, the snow. Loved it yesterday when I was skiing. Today is an entirely different matter.

 

[Dillinger]

Anyone want to hop on and go for a ride? Very little chance of getting pregnant... *lol*

You're dating yourself, sugar. Getting preggers is the LEAST of a girl's worries these days.

MP

Especially if its a cyberfuck.

 

[Dillinger]

Madame probably thinks you're just another wacko, Todd, when she hears things like you shovel the driveway nude. That's not so bad, actually, I think it was the sermons. She's a witch you know.

Oh yes, the snow. Loved it yesterday when I was skiing. Today is an entirely different matter.

Hey Debs... welcome to my thread... *grin* Bet it was me having frozen balls that got you, huh?

 

[Madame Pandora]

I'm not a witch. Can't prove it! That's not my nose...it's a carrot.

And would that snow-shoveling naked Canadians were the oddest creatures I'd ever happened upon....

MP

 

[Deborah]

It sure surprised the hell out of me, Dillinger, the frozen balls. I thought they were sitting in a glass jar on my mantel. *grin*

 

[Dillinger]

It sure surprised the hell out of me, Dillinger, the frozen balls. I thought they were sitting in a glass jar on my mantel. *grin*

Nah... the Smithsonian got first dibs on them, babe...

 

[Dillinger]

I'm not a witch. Can't prove it! That's not my nose...it's a carrot.

And would that snow-shoveling naked Canadians were the oddest creatures I'd ever happened upon....

MP

I happen to be very fond of witches and their ilk...

 

[Madame Pandora]

In the back room, right next to Disney's frozen head...

 

[TonyG]

Dillinger

I feel where you're coming from friend. I just got done shoveling, by hand, my drive 14" snow 50' long (not as bad as you). Then had to shovel two of my neighbors cars out of the street so the plows can come by later and cover the drive entrance again with ice and snow. I could sure use a snow blower this winter.

 

[Deborah]

Whoops. Sorry about the witch. Another typo. Substitute "b" for "w" and carry on.

Well I gotta go shovel myself. And feed my dogs. And they'll jump on me with their cold wet paws. Oh well, at least I don't have to scoop up the dog do. But when that snow melts ...

I'll send you a message when I'm done with my chores, Madame.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Dillinger

I feel where you're coming from friend. I just got done shoveling, by hand, my drive 14" snow 50' long (not as bad as you). Then had to shovel two of my neighbors cars out of the street so the plows can come by later and cover the drive entrance again with ice and snow. I could sure use a snow blower this winter.

Well just make sure you take some advil...

Worst part is that its still snowing... and (as you said) they're going to plow again, which means a huge pile at the bottom of the driveway to shovel up (again) when they're done...

Ah well - I figure it was my exercise for the day and made up for not going to the gym.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Ohhh...A Bitch!

Come to think of it...that is my nose.

MP