My babysitter flaked

[Rubyfruit]

Will I ever get out amonst adults in the real world again?

Please say yes.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Yes.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes.

In about 13 years.

 

[Nora]

I'm sorry sweetness. Want me to kick her ass for you, then stay with the kids?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Give her some cream for her eczema and tell her to suck it up, you need to get out!

 

[perks]

ruby how much are you charged for a sitter? You can Pm me if you want.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Bummer.

You mean you want warm body, flesh to flesh interaction? Typing on the Board isn't enough?!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thanks guys.

Perks, it's hard to get them to work for less than $10 an hour. Kids these days! It's freaking cash and easy money after the kids are in bed. I used to do it for 50 cents an hour, a buck if there were like four kids.

I talked this one into $25 for four hours, but only if she came after the kids were asleep.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Bummer.

You mean you want warm body, flesh to flesh interaction? Typing on the Board isn't enough?!!

Yeah, imagine that.

 

[sanjuaneros]

Yes

 

[teddybear4play]

Will I ever get out amonst adults in the real world again?

Please say yes.

I can come over. We can watch Pocahontas while I poke-a your hontas.

TB4p

 

[ksmybuttons]

Yeah, imagine that.

I can only imagine it. Son went to a birthday party today from 3 til 8. Oh, the possibilities, but husband is sick and snoring on the couch and I am here.

Lost opportunities.

 

[Romial]

Flaked? I have no idea what that means, lol.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes

OMG.....ummm.....ahhh.....nice av, San.

Buttons, five hours alone with you husband in your own home and he had the nerve to become sick? That's so inconsiderate of him.

TB, nice offer. How about Jungle Book though. That's my favorite.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I could just go give him a blow job. Maybe it would make him feel better...I wonder if the cold virus is in the semen, too? I really don't want this cold.

 

[sanjuaneros]

Ty

OMG.....ummm.....ahhh.....nice av, San.

Buttons, five hours alone with you husband in your own home and he had the nerve to become sick? That's so inconsiderate of him.

TB, nice offer. How about Jungle Book though. That's my favorite.

 

[teddybear4play]

TB, nice offer. How about Jungle Book though. That's my favorite.

Cool.

I'm not much of a Pocahontas fan, but it was the best pun I could think of.

TB4p

 

[teddybear4play]

I could just go give him a blow job. Maybe it would make him feel better...I wonder if the cold virus is in the semen, too? I really don't want this cold.

I'm pretty sure the cold virus isn't transmitted sexually.

TB4p

 

[Rubyfruit]

Flaked? I have no idea what that means, lol.

Are you serious?

What a flake.

 

[Romial]

Are you serious?

What a flake.

Must be some kind of slang that isn't spoken in this ghetto.

 

[Basia]

Ruby, hun,

If I lived in your area I'd sit for $5 an hour (five dollars cheeper than your current sitter too).

Man, I really need a job....

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm pretty sure the cold virus isn't transmitted sexually.

TB4p

Does this suggest a research project, or what?

 

[sigh]

Wait now. This is a bit shocking so let me make sure I understand correctly. You mean to say that there's a world out there where only adults meet to have fun and socialize...and it's not the same as going to work?

I had no idea.