My amazingly huge ass

[Bluesboy2]

I have quite possibly the biggest ass of anyone who has ever posted at Lit.

 

[marksgirl]

*SMACK*

 

[Bluesboy2]

Huh?

What was that for?

 

[marksgirl]

Re: Huh?

What was that for?

Impulse. I just could not resist!

 

[Bluesboy2]

You are a bad bad girl and my ass is bigger than yours!

 

[marksgirl]

You are a bad bad girl and my ass is bigger than yours!

Bad girls are fun!

 

[dickE]

Weebles wooble but they don't fall over.............



Psssst! You ARE in Texas, you know!?

 

[marksgirl]

Weebles wooble but they don't fall over.............



Psssst! You ARE in Texas, you know!?

Yup, everything in Texas is bigger!

 

[someplace]

You are a bad bad girl and my ass is bigger than yours!

1. You're lying about your ass.
2. Marksgirl's is much softer and *grin* squeezable than yours.

So there!

Marksgirl, good job!

 

[bknight2602]

LMAO

Now mine is smaller.

 

[Trail48]

It's not about size, it's about shape

 

[bknight2602]

It's not about size, it's about shape

And FUNTIONALITY.

 

[Bluesboy2]

And FUNTIONALITY.

Mine is big on functionality too. I have what is known as an "Ass-Trumpet". Perhaps I will play it for you at the party...

 

[Trail48]

Mine is big on functionality too. I have what is known as an "Ass-Trumpet". Perhaps I will play it for you at the party...

Why does that seem like a bad thing?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Why does that seem like a bad thing?

I have no idea Trail, why would it surprise you that I have a musical ass?

 

[Trail48]

I have no idea Trail, why would it surprise you that I have a musical ass?

Uumm....well it's not the music, just be sure you take a breath mint!! LOL

 

[Bluesboy2]

Uumm....well it's not the music, just be sure you take a breath mint!! LOL

BTW, where is your true love? I miss her. I haven,t seen her around in a LONG time.

 

[Trail48]

The little ones have been sick. She is doing well. It's her birthday soon, so we'll celebrate this weekend. Too bad you're not playing out this way, that would be a great gift!.....Your guitar that is.....hee hee

 

[Bluesboy2]

The little ones have been sick. She is doing well. It's her birthday soon, so we'll celebrate this weekend. Too bad you're not playing out this way, that would be a great gift!.....Your guitar that is.....hee hee

I'll pass on the pun opportunities. I do so wish to meet y'all some day very much. I like classy people. Perhaps y'all could "rub off" on me....