My alt

[canadianpenny]

WHO ARE YOU

COME CLEAN

YOU HAVE TO BE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME?


Okay now that I have your attention, I have a confession to make.

I started reading literotica articles around the same time I started watching porn. There was something about reading about pure sex that enthralled me

 

[blobfish]

I am slowly stroking my firm diddle stick.

 

[bronzeage]

WHO ARE YOU

COME CLEAN

YOU HAVE TO BE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME?


Okay now that I have your attention, I have a confession to make.

I started reading literotica articles around the same time I started watching porn. There was something about reading about pure sex that enthralled me

Sorry. All my stories are about impure sex. You should try it sometime. It's really much better.

 

[canadianpenny]

Sorry. All my stories are about impure sex. You should try it sometime. It's really much better.

My other thread (asian sex) also shows how much I still like porn

I've been distracted with the forums lately

 

[blobfish]

Why don't you ever reply to my sexy posts?

 

[canadianpenny]

I don't talk to my alt on the forum

 

[blobfish]

I don't talk to my alt on the forum

Can I slap your fine Canadian ass?

 

[Oscuridad]

ahhhHA!

*snickers*

 

[klingle]

Can I slap your fine Canadian ass?

You can slap my ass, master! Please! I want it! I want you to use me like a piece of meat.

 

[canadianpenny]

ahhhHA!

*snickers*

Muah ha ha ha HA!

 

[blobfish]

You can slap my ass, master! Please! I want it! I want you to use me like a piece of meat.

Get back in the woodshed, gimpy! Take some porn out there and wank. I can't be arsed to deal with you.

 

[canadianpenny]

Blobfish do you have to kill every one of my threads?

 

[blobfish]

Blobfish do you have to kill every one of my threads?

They started out dead. I just piss on the corpse.

 

[canadianpenny]

I would rather have them dead than filled with your foolishness

Besides everyone in GB has a stick up their ass. They won't comment but they creep

 

[blobfish]

I would rather have them dead than filled with your foolishness

Besides everyone in GB has a stick up their ass. They won't comment but they creep

You should thank me for posting in all your threads.

 

[Obama_Sucks]

I'm one person that speaks for America!

 

[blobfish]

I'm one person that speaks for America!

Nobody gives a fuck, especially not this Canadian.

 

[canadianpenny]

I'm one person that speaks for America!

Are you Obama? Let's have sex

 

[Oscuridad]

I would rather have them dead than filled with your foolishness

Besides everyone in GB has a stick up their ass. They won't comment but they creep

Apparently I resemble inarticulately minced organ meats.