My 21st B-Day.

Your 21st birthday is the single most important day in your life? I'm sorry.

perky_baby, that sounds like a good way to celebrate your 21st birthday. At least you didn't have to pay for your pleasure. ;)
 
Rambling Rose said:
Still twenty years old and not enough enthusiasm for life that you think your next birthday is going to be the single most important event of your existence? And you want to celebrate it by seeing some jiggling titties?

Please disregard my previous little joke about Clitville. There are bigger jokes in here than that.


If you don't like the way I plan on spending my 21st b-day then so be it.


I don't need a woman in my life to feel happy and proud.
 
Clitfucker said:



Not to be mean ok, but that certainly sounds like a pretty boring way to celebrate your 21st b-day.

I am never a boring way to celebrate anything, sugah.
 
Clitfucker said:




I don't need a woman in my life to feel happy and proud.

May I ask why you are considering paying one to spend your birthday with you if that is the case.
 
pop_nihilism said:


May I ask why you are considering paying one to spend your birthday with you if that is the case.


The reason is, I am hoping that I lose my virginity on my b-day.
 
Rambling Rose said:
I've never been to Clitville, TN. How's the weather?

I would 'guess" that at times the clouds are "hooded" instead of scudded in Clitville?
 
pop_nihilism said:


May I ask why you are considering paying one to spend your birthday with you if that is the case.

Couldn't have said it better myself! :D
 
21 is one of those "Rites of Passage." Since you are planning now, you may be setting yourself up for big disappointments.

What is most important to you? What are you going to be able to do at 21 that you can't do now?

My step son stopped and had a drink with all of his parents, his friends, etc. He has been sexually active for a few years now, so that was not an issue. Gambling? I think he likes to keep his money too much. I got him a small bottles of many types of alcohol so he could taste them.

I worked on my 21st birthday. Didn't have a legal drink for a few days after that. In my 21st year, I did community experiences. I saw male strippers, a female impersonation review, male belly dancers, road public transportation, was a sightseer in my own town. Saw my first pro basket ball game and Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Have fun and be safe.
 
Re: virginity

Do you need a woman in order to do that, clitfucker? Would it make you happy? Proud?
 
pop_nihilism said:


So you are admitting you are such a loser you must pay to get laid.:rolleyes:


EXACTLY. I hate women cuz they only go out with the pretty boy faggot types.
 
Clitfucker said:



EXACTLY. I hate women cuz they only go out with the pretty boy faggot types.

I don't... In fact, I prefer men that look like men, rough rugged fuck men. The kind that put a tingle in your twat and a smack on your ass.

However, insulting boys are not attractive.
 
perky_baby said:


I don't... In fact, I prefer men that look like men, rough rugged fuck men. The kind that put a tingle in your twat and a smack on your ass.

However, insulting boys are not attractive.


Whatever. You probably won't date a guy that makes less than $1,000,000 a year and won't buy you $1,000,000 this and $1,000,000 that.
 
Clitfucker said:



The reason is, I am hoping that I lose my virginity on my b-day.



Well, it might take that $1,000,000.00 for you to lose your virginity............If that is a bit toooooo steep for you........then I'd suggest not saying a word to "anyone" for what I've read so far, indicates an immature, jealous, low-self esteemed "BOY" who has an ever lower regard for a "lady" than he does for himself.......

Bad shudder.......
 
Clitfucker said:



Whatever. You probably won't date a guy that makes less than $1,000,000 a year and won't buy you $1,000,000 this and $1,000,000 that.

damnit, I knew my goals were too low... you really think I could get a million?

:rolleyes:
 
Clitfucker said:



EXACTLY. I hate women cuz they only go out with the pretty boy faggot types.

I think you're wrong once again. I'm sure some women prefer 'pretty boy' types but I am positive all women require a man that has some degree of intelligence which you obviously do not have!
 
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