My 21st B-Day.

[Clitfucker]

Hello people. The reason I made this thread is because I can't decide on what to do for my 21st b-day that is coming up on November 28th.

Should I go to a casino, strip club, hire a prostitute or an escort?


Could someone please tell me the pro's and con's of all the choices that I listed above?


Thanks in advance

 

[Cibo]

You can do the last 3 things right now if you wanted to...age is 18 minimum.

 

[Clitfucker]

You can do the last 3 things right now if you wanted to...age is 18 minimum.

I thought that you had to be 21 to get into a strip club.

 

[AzureAngel]

Depends on whether or not the strip club serves alcohol.

At least around here.

 

[Clitfucker]

Depends on whether or not the strip club serves alcohol.

At least around here.

I don't care if they serve alcohol. The only thing I care about is the strippers.

 

[Cibo]

Heh, the strip clubs around me are 18.

 

[perks]

I did none of those things on my twenty first birthday, and still had a blast.

 

[Clitfucker]

Heh, the strip clubs around me are 18.

Ok, cuz I live in Tennessee.

 

[just pet]

The strip clubs here are also 18 and above... I vote for a casino... safer than a public use vagina...

pet

 

[Clitfucker]

I did none of those things on my twenty first birthday, and still had a blast.

What did you do, have a house party?

 

[Clitfucker]

The strip clubs here are also 18 and above... I vote for a casino... safer than a public use vagina...

pet

Yeah, but I don't really like to gamble. I only gamble 3 times a year. That is on the Super Bowl, NBA Finals and the World Series.

 

[RawHumor]

In a lot of states, the age limit to get into a strip club is 18 if they don't serve alcohol and 21 if they do. Also, if they DON'T serve alcohol they can go totally nude in some states but they can't if they do serve it.

 

[Guest]

 

[Clitfucker]

In a lot of states, the age limit to get into a strip club is 18 if they don't serve alcohol and 21 if they do. Also, if they DON'T serve alcohol they can go totally nude in some states but they can't if they do serve it.

Yeah, and that is the main reason why there are a lot of rip-off joints. If I do decide to go to a strip club then I want to try and avoid the rip-off joints.

 

[AzureAngel]

Dont get over excited, nothing to look forward to after 21 until you hit 65 for SS, and by then, they wont even have it.

At least we're optimistic.

 

[Clitfucker]

Um November 28 is a long ways away...Why is this an issue now?
Dont get over excited, nothing to look forward to after 21 until you hit 65 for SS, and by then, they wont even have it.

The reason why this is such a big issue right now, is because I don't want to have a shitty time on my b-day.

 

[Cibo]

I dunno...my birthday isn't a big deal to me anymore. Just another day of the year. *shrug*

 

[Rambling Rose]

I've never been to Clitville, TN. How's the weather?

 

[AzureAngel]

The reason why this is such a big issue right now, is because I don't want to have a shitty time on my b-day.

It's easy to have a good time on your BDay without planning ahead.

 

[Guest]

 

[Clitfucker]

I dunno...my birthday isn't a big deal to me anymore. Just another day of the year. *shrug*

Well it is a big deal to me, cuz this will be the most important day of my life. The reason that it will be is because I don't plan on getting married at all in my life.

 

[perks]

What did you do, have a house party?

I asked a man out and he agreed... instead of going to a restaurant we went to an inn and had a private dinner in their library and played chess. I lost <smile> badly, and had to walk naked up to our suite. It was quite delicious, as was the wine.

 

[Clitfucker]

I've never been to Clitville, TN. How's the weather?

It is a beautiful day out today. It is currently mostly sunny, low to mid 70's and a light southerly breeze blowing.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Still twenty years old and not enough enthusiasm for life that you think your next birthday is going to be the single most important event of your existence? And you want to celebrate it by seeing some jiggling titties?

Please disregard my previous little joke about Clitville. There are bigger jokes in here than that.

 

[Clitfucker]

I asked a man out and he agreed... instead of going to a restaurant we went to an inn and had a private dinner in their library and played chess. I lost <smile> badly, and had to walk naked up to our suite. It was quite delicious, as was the wine.

Not to be mean ok, but that certainly sounds like a pretty boring way to celebrate your 21st b-day.