MWF....why are you jealous of my little things with some of the men?

[poppy1963]

Yes. That's all I'm known for. Posting cleavers. Ask anybody on here and that'll be the first thing that springs to mind.

And the Jeff joke will have me rolling in the aisles all night. Wow. You're so funny.

Seriously, Poppy...stick to being a cunt. Humour isn't a cloak you wear well.

Well...tortoise was waiting for it...the cleaver. LOL. That made me laugh.

 

[poppy1963]

Well...I'm done here now. I had an interesting pm and I'm going to follow up on it. I need to work on some writing.

Good day to all...have fun ranting on and making 6 more pages here.

 

[tortoise]

Ditto Mr Arthritis.

I have a rub for that you know?

Oh my. I do like the sound of that. I've been searching high and low for someone to relieve this ache.

Isn't Torts hand from Michaelangelos' 'David'?

Which makes his pinpoint accuracy with the sling all the more impressive an achievement.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Isn't Torts hand from Michaelangelos' 'David'?

What the fuck? You mean it's from a work of art?

I thought it was from some medical article or something. "This Is What Your Hand Will Look Like If You Continue Cracking Your Knuckles".

Fuck. I feel kinda silly now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well...tortoise was waiting for it...the cleaver. LOL. That made me laugh.

Me too! Hahahahah! LOL. hee hee


Fuck off twat.

 

[notDV81]

Well...I'm done here now. I had an interesting pm and I'm going to follow up on it. I need to work on some writing.

Good day to all...have fun ranting on and making 6 more pages here.

Didn't I ask you to fuck off and die? What's the hold up?

 

[tortoise]

Well...I'm done here now. I had an interesting pm and I'm going to follow up on it. I need to work on some writing.

Good day to all...have fun ranting on and making 6 more pages here.

Blessed are the delusionally sanctimonious, for they shall evoke much bemused chuckling.

:thorn:

 

[tortoise]

What the fuck? You mean it's from a work of art?

I thought it was from some medical article or something. "This Is What Your Hand Will Look Like If You Continue Cracking Your Knuckles".

Fuck. I feel kinda silly now.

I'd still love that rub, though.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd still love that rub, though.

Yes. You'll get it and like it young man!

Let me know which other areas are giving you trouble. It's an all purpose ointment.

*cough*

 

[Batch]

I'd still love that rub, though.

and you owe

a
growl, too.

 

[tortoise]

Yes. You'll get it and like it young man!

Let me know which other areas are giving you trouble. It's an all purpose ointment.

*cough*

Oh! I've suddenly come over all achey-like, from head to toe. The agony!

*deep chest growl*

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh! I've suddenly come over all achey-like, from head to toe. The agony!

*deep chest growl*

Oooh. Suddenly I have double the salve.

 

[tortoise]

Oooh. Suddenly I have double the salve.

Merciful heavens. I must have an extremely severe case of arthritis, because even my tongue is aching now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Merciful heavens. I must have an extremely severe case of arthritis, because even my tongue is aching now.

Ha! You're just one big bunch of gnarled up joints aren't you? Poor lad.

 

[poppy1963]

Obviously...as you continue to limp through in the thread here. It's over. Done. Go play somewhere else.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Obviously...as you continue to limp through in the thread here. It's over. Done. Go play somewhere else.

Aaah. Poppy has spoken.

No one must post in this thread now, for her word is final.

Please, let's respect her wishes.

 

[tortoise]

Ha! You're just one big bunch of gnarled up joints aren't you? Poor lad.

I'm a sad case, wallowing in knobbly freakish misery, which makes Poppy's mocking of my painful condition all the more biting. She's clearly a formidable opponent. I'll think twice before deciding to cross swords with the likes of her again, I can assure you!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm a sad case, wallowing in knobbly freakish misery, which makes Poppy's mocking of my painful condition all the more biting. She's clearly a formidable opponent. I'll think twice before deciding to cross swords with the likes of her again, I can assure you!

It's a lesson to us all.

 

[tortoise]

Aaah. Poppy has spoken.

No one must post in this thread now, for her word is final.

Please, let's respect her wishes.

And lo, the clouds did part as her puissant words reverberated from on high.

 

[Batch]

I'm a sad case, wallowing in knobbly freakish misery, which makes Poppy's mocking of my painful condition all the more biting. She's clearly a formidable opponent. I'll think twice before deciding to cross swords with the likes of her again, I can assure you!

As well you should, my Friend, you have


been warned.

Flee, flee this place....I urge thee in the gravest of sincerity...

 

[bg23]

Aaah. Poppy has spoken.

No one must post in this thread now, for her word is final.

Please, let's respect her wishes.

hahahaha!!

 

[Batch]

It's a lesson to us all.

Aye, tis true.

Woe unto those who choose the path of foolishness.

 

[Fata Morgana]

hahahaha!!

Please, I was being serious. There should have been no more posts after her request.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And lo, the clouds did part as her puissant words reverberated from on high.

Or as I like to put it...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/cleaver.jpg

 

[poppy1963]

Again...I call...you come....and MORE!

ok...gotta go. have fun.