Mutiny in my bowels....

[Shaq]

Damn...my toilet was the scene of a horrific crime moments ago....


"Nobody go into the bathroom for 35 to 45 minutes."

 

[KillerMuffin]

*gets out the lysol, toilet cleaner, gloves, and scrub brush and hands them to Shaq*

All yours, baby. Do a good job cause I gotta pee.

 

[Siren]

 

[Shaq]

*gets out the lysol, toilet cleaner, gloves, and scrub brush and hands them to Shaq*

All yours, baby. Do a good job cause I gotta pee.

I don't know if I have the strenght...after that release...I feel drained...

Hey ladies, which is more draining childibirth or virulent diarheah? Cause I would guess childbirth but MAN was I straining a minute ago...I had to do the breathing techniques and everything...

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Did you at least get a clean break?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dysentery is more draining.

However, childbirth is no walk in the park. Do that for 11 hours and talk to me.

Here's a V8 and some Flinstone's vitamins. Hurry up or I'm using your underwear drawer!

 

[Shaq]

Did you at least get a clean break?

There was nothing clean about what I just did my friend....

 

[Aquila]

Let no woman say

That I do not know the pain of child birth after I have eaten shredded wheat and cheese. in the same day.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Charmin plus is the greatest thing ever invented.

 

[Shaq]

Charmin plus is the greatest thing ever invented.

Too poor for name brand toilet tissue is myself...the stuff I use I get from the dollar store...it's an improvement over newspaper...but not by much...

 

[amelia]

i came into this thread thinking...well, maybe it's not about what i think it's about

it's about what i thought it was about...yuck!

 

[Ransom]

You might want to put 2 or 3 Glade stickups in strategic locations within the bathroom. If it is warm in there a Shell no pest strip is also a good thing to hang. And finally, if you have an exhaust fan by all means use it.




Poetry by Ransom....

"Miss Baker, Miss Baker, the candlestick maker, she wiped her hiney on a piece of brown paper"
"The paper was thin and her finger slipped in, oh what a shape Miss Baker was in"