must... write.. sonnet...

[Stella_Omega]

I'd push you but I don't have the energy right now.

damn it, another night I don't get laid...

Wish I could wave a wand and make you all better, sweets

 

[Blackie Malone]

damn it, another night I don't get laid...

Wish I could wave a wand and make you all better, sweets

Sure you just want me for my AV, you're all alike.

I wish you could too.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sure you just want me for my AV, you're all alike.

I wish you could too.

no, I love your mind, I really do!

 

[Blackie Malone]

no, I love your mind, I really do!

Oh like no one's used that line either...as they stare at my chest...
You act like I was born yesterday....oh wait...nevermind.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh like no one's used that line either...as they stare at my chest...
You act like I was born yesterday....oh wait...nevermind.

I'm only looking at your eyes, I swear! I'm not like those other boys... oh,wait... nevermind.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I'm only looking at your eyes, I swear! I'm not like those other boys... oh,wait... nevermind.

Are you sure? I confuse easily. Residual blonde.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Are you sure? I confuse easily. Residual blonde.

Well... a little bit. Like the others, I mean.
staring at your tits, I mean...

 

[Blackie Malone]

Well... a little bit. Like the others, I mean.
staring at your tits, I mean...

They, my tits, are very happy to hear that...they don't get out much these days. They're attention hogs.

 

[Stella_Omega]

They, my tits, are very happy to hear that...they don't get out much these days. They're attention hogs.

C'mere ladies...

 

[Blackie Malone]

C'mere ladies...

That made them smile.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That made them smile.

Aww.. Any other body part that needs cheering up?

 

[Blackie Malone]

Aww.. Any other body part that needs cheering up?

Are you making a pass at me???

 

[Stella_Omega]

Are you making a pass at me???

Haven't you figured that out yet?!!

You're cute when you're dumb

 

[Blackie Malone]

Haven't you figured that out yet?!!

You're cute when you're dumb

I just wanted to make sure.

Okay, you may continue.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I just wanted to make sure.

Okay, you may continue.

Hmmm...
Hand... elbow... shoulder... up?
or down?

 

[Blackie Malone]

Hmmm...
Hand... elbow... shoulder... up?
or down?

You can drive, I'll just enjoy the view.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You can drive, I'll just enjoy the view.

You'd better sit down then

 

[Blackie Malone]

You'd better sit down then

Ouch, I hit my ass bone sitting down too fast!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ouch, I hit my ass bone sitting down too fast!

no, it's because you landed on my lunchbox.

 

[Blackie Malone]

no, it's because you landed on my lunchbox.

Jeezus I thought that chair was harder than normal.
Sorry, I dented it...now it has an ass print. I didn't know you could still get the metal ones.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Jeezus I thought that chair was harder than normal.
Sorry, I dented it...now it has an ass print. I didn't know you could still get the metal ones.

Ebay!

 

[Blackie Malone]

Ebay!

Ebay is the best. I got my glass eye there.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ebay is the best. I got my glass eye there.

I knew there was something special about you

 

[Blackie Malone]

I knew there was something special about you

The helmet was a give-away, wasn't it?


New meds kickin in....must sleep now. I'll go limp and you can wear my like a shawl.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The helmet was a give-away, wasn't it?


New meds kickin in....must sleep now. I'll go limp and you can wear my like a shawl.

I'm right behind you, ojn my way to dreamland as well
Been fun playing gently with you, me lass- *muah!*