Must be in the drinking water

[jcgirl]

DUMMY OF THE DAY


Stan Cassel of Hannibal, Missouri decided that his Chevy pickup needed to be washed. So, he drove down to the Mississippi River and backed into it. When he got out of the truck to start cleaning, the current of the river caused the truck to start floating downstream. Stan called police on his cell phone, and they were able to retrieve the truck quite a distance down the river. Stan wasn't charged with anything, because as one officer said, "You can't ticket a guy for being dumb."

 

[Shylady]

omg lol jc that is too funny

hmmmm I bet he is one of those people that come in the chat room and says " hey ladies who gets to make me cum?"

 

[Juliangel]

omg lol jc that is too funny

hmmmm I bet he is one of those people that come in the chat room and says " hey ladies who gets to make me cum?"

LOL I dont know, I dont think he would know how to find his way into a chat room.

 

[Shylady]

hmmmmmm you do have a point there.

 

[forgetunome]

OMG!!!!!

That was too hilarious!! I can't believe people can really do stuff like that!! LOL!! I guess just never stop and think how strong a river current can be!!

 

[Busty]

OMG!!

That was too funny JC - more.

 

[Vi]

Sometimes it pays to get the delux wash job. The basic one tends to make your interior smell fishy. He should be put away to protect himself. Was it JD?

 

[CW]

Re: OMG!!!!!

I guess just never stop and think how strong a river current can be!!

Nor just how stupid some people can be.


SHEESH !!!!

 

[jcgirl]

Todays Dumbass award goes to........

Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store
with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle
of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He
told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused
and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber
said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his
drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The
clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over
21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from
the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police
and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the
license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

they needed the stupid sign on their forheads

 

[MADDOG]

I bet he is one of those people that come in the chat room and says " hey ladies who gets to make me cum?"

I always thought that was a pretty good opener myself...