Munky Has A Harem Opening: Apply Here

[LusterMunky]

Sad to report that one of My Harem has left me. *Pout*.

But the Good News is that there is an opening available. Apply here, with appropriate credentials.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I'm good at feeding people grapes

 

[LusterMunky]

I'm good at feeding people grapes

Hired!

 

[LusterMunky]

I'm good at feeding people grapes

You will, of course, be required to take the Standard Munky Exam, but I'm certain you will pass with flying colors.

Congratulations, and welcome to The Harem.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

is there any munkilingus required? I'll need to know in advance so I can take my hairball medicine

 

[LusterMunky]

is there any munkilingus required? I'll need to know in advance so I can take my hairball medicine

Petramalt is available 24/7.

Should I pencil you in for My Harem, or would you prefer to have pre-counseling with Serge, who's really good at greeting new gurls.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Petramalt is available 24/7.

Should I pencil you in for My Harem, or would you prefer to have pre-counseling with Serge, who's really good at greeting new gurls.

I'm getting suspicious that I was accepted so quickly..I wanna be the one who was picked out of thousands of applicants (or at least the illusion of thousands of applicants)

 

[Kat73]

You have a harem????

 

[may_I_please]

Yeah

I don't do harems

Harem pants mebbe

Gotta do it sorry

http://topknotsandpolkadots.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/mc-hammer-dancing-gif1.gif

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah

I don't do harems

Harem pants mebbe

Gotta do it sorry

http://topknotsandpolkadots.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/mc-hammer-dancing-gif1.gif

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*falls off chair*

^5 May

 

[Asshungry]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*falls off chair*

^5 May

Why didn't you tell me it was Hammer Time.

 

[Kelleebabes]

well, I see the position has already been filled...ahhh poor Munky, you don't realize, and of course, how could have known...But, by filling the position so fast...you've cut yourself off from experiencing a very exquisite...spellbinding encounter with a woman who is quite unique, and would have made a lovely associate for your Harem...perhaps in the future...