Mumon's Zen Non Sequitur Thread

[shereads]

What if a tree falls in the forest?

 

[yui]

Did you hear that?

 

[Guest]

Do trees ever die natural deaths?

 

[brightlyiburn]

Do trees ever die natural deaths?

How do you make a teenager choke on her corned beef sandwich?

(See above for answer)

Dunno why I found that so funny...