Mumon's Zen Non Sequitur Thread

[NoJo]

Please provide your jewels of pseudo wisdom here. Try to sound clever, while actually remaining deeply, spiritually stupid.



A squirrel ate a nut. But it was not a nut. Poor Squirrel. Poor nut.

 

[impressive]

Ohm.

Or is it erg? Fuck! I forget.

 

[neonlyte]

Clearing the air produces more fog.

 

[shereads]

What is the sound of two hands clapping, if the person has been drinking and the two hands miss each other?

 

[impressive]

What is the sound of two hands clapping, if the person has been drinking and the two hands miss each other?

Laughter.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We are not one of many pebbles on the beach but a speck of sand in the eye of God.

 

[rgraham666]

If you can read this, you're too close.

 

[Guest]

My cunt is like the universe, except it's not expanding and has lots of big bangs.

Perdita

 

[rgraham666]

p.

 

[Guest]

Rg:

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It is inevitable that you will find it difficult to open the wrapper on the last Twinkie.
In a fit of impatience you will tear the wrapper too quickly ejecting the spongy creme filled cake and ponder as it lies on the floor many things.

Did it happen because my ass is fat enough and I didn't need it?
did it happen because I have high cholesteral?
did it happen to remind me there are people in this world that do not have Twinkies?
Was it my lack of judgement and impatience that caused it demise?
Does the three second rule apply?

 

[rgraham666]

And while you were pondering all that, the three second rule kicked in and now it's too late.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And while you were pondering all that, the three second rule kicked in and now it's too late.

I am saddened by my lack of judgement

 

[brightlyiburn]

Don't eat the pink fairies; they're poisonous.

 

[impressive]

Don't eat the pink fairies; they're poisonous.

But the pink ones taste better

 

[yui]

The path to enlightenment is a steep slope. Falling is inevitable. Don't fall.

 

[rgraham666]

Don't eat the pink fairies; they're poisonous.

I'm not going to ask how you know that.

 

[brightlyiburn]

I'm not going to ask how you know that.

*burp*

What was that?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Gravity is like a barrell full of lawnmowers . . .

 

[carsonshepherd]

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.

That reminds me of something I just heard In connection with the public split of America's Golden Couple, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.

"If those two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope do the rest of us have?"

 

[dr_mabeuse]

What tends to be, is.

---dr.M.

 

[shereads]

And there you have it.

 

[brightlyiburn]

No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[NoJo]

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