Muff Divin' On Killer Muffin

[Sparky Kronkite]

Muff divin'
On Killer Muffin'
Now ain't that somethin'
Man ain't that somethin'

But it's a hard holdin'
In that there position
When the boat is rockin'
And she's so soppin'

She' hangin' on that roll bar
But it's got it's up and downs
And firein' off those pistols
She's wasting a whole bunch O'rounds

I like muff divin'
On Killer Muffin'
Now ain't that somethin'
I say ain't that somethin'

 

[R Nitelight]

Hurry back, Sparky. Just hurry back.

 

[Myrrdin]

Watch out for the leglock!!!!!!!!

There once was a guy named Sparky,
Who tried to get Killer down on the parquet,
His aim was muff divin'
Between her thighs, he went slidin'
An got his neck snapped for risking such malarkey

 

[Expertise]

K.......Now somebody do a Haiku!

 

[Guest]

 

[Myrrdin]

Haiku.....?

~Wonders why Expertise wants an Maori war dance?~

But then my dictionary goes straight from ha-ha to hail.

 

[Expertise]

Haiku

Unrhymed japanese verse containing 5,7 and 5 sylables per line respectively.

Muffin loads guns slow

Sparky late to defend verse

lust bullets explode



I suck at Haiku

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ahh..... she's just busy......

Drinkin' Day Quill and writing her morning post for tomorrow.

 

[Guest]

Re: Haiku

 

[Expertise]

LL has mail.

 

[KillerMuffin]

OMFG ROTFLMMFSAO IMHO FUBAR!!! LOL