Moving Studs

Rubyfruit

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What would they be listed under in the yellow pages?

I don't want a moving company, just the boys.
 
Joo need one of these:

stud_finder.jpg
 
there goes my joke about moving 196 2 x 4's last summer.... damn!
 
That would require all sorts of tearin' down walls and sawing and such. I'd say just leave 'em where they are.
 
Nora said:
*snifflepouts* I miss youuuuu!

*smoochies and lov'ns* I miss you too, my creamy banana pudding.

I need moving studs who double as massage therapists. I wonder if there is a separate sub-category.

Oh Boodle, you're always the voice of reason. *muah*
 
Rubyfruit said:
*smoochies and lov'ns* I miss you too, my creamy banana pudding.

I need moving studs who double as massage therapists. I wonder if there is a separate sub-category.

Oh Boodle, you're always the voice of reason. *muah*
the boodle girl is now the voice of a fat shiny cervix too... and she wears it so well!
 
Rubyfruit said:
I need moving studs who double as massage therapists. I wonder if there is a separate sub-category.

Well, we've got the ones in the sub-category and the ones in the dom-category. The sub-category studs are a little high maintenance, since they'll only really move anything when you follow them around with the belt sander. The dom-category studs will tell *you* to move the furniture, and to call them master Stanely, because they'll help you do things right, but only if you do all the work and refer to them as "sir" or "alpha" when you're asking if you can hand-wash their favorite bikini inspector/American flag t-shirt.

Daaaaammn. Was that ever a run-on sentence.
 
*laughing* That was hysterical, Mr. Wane. Wow, given those two choices, I'm not sure which is better. I was kinda just hoping for a couple of big, strong men who knew what to do and how to do it. If you know what I mean, jellybean.
 
I worked as a moving stud during the summers I was home from college.

Rough beat.

PBW
 
Rough beat for you, eye candy for me.

There is just something really sexy about a man grunting and sweating.
 
Rubyfruit said:

I need moving studs who double as massage therapists. I wonder if there is a separate sub-category.

no just dedication
and we are not that much.
 
*hiding in here away from all the skeeeeeerrrrryyyyyy cooters!*
 
Rubyfruit said:
Opps....sorry, baby. I'll change my av.

lol Silly! I have avs off. I was just looking to hide in here while the Great Cooter Debate rages on outside.
 
Rubyfruit said:
I am totally dedicated to the cause of moving stud/massage therapists. :)

If they can cook and get red wine stains out of carpets.....all the better.
 
Don't forget the bug-squashing duties, Bluemuse. That's the #1 job requirement, IMO. lol
 
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