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AFI Takes on Movie Quotes With New List

Wed Nov 17, 5:12 PM ET Entertainment - AP
By DAVID GERMAIN, AP Movie Writer

LOS ANGELES - Humphrey Bogart, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jack Nicholson are competing in a war of words. The American Film Institute (news - web sites) is surveying Hollywood types for the top 100 quotes from U.S. movies, with contenders including Bogart's "Here's looking at you, kid" from "Casablanca," Schwarzenegger's "I'll be back" from "The Terminator" and Nicholson's "You can't handle the truth!" from "A Few Good Men."

Chosen from 400 classic lines of dialogue, the winners will be revealed in the CBS special "AFI's 100 Years ... 100 Movie Quotes" in June.

"Great movie quotes become part of our cultural vocabulary," said Jean Picker Firstenburg, AFI director.

The top 100 will be chosen through ballots sent to 1,500 directors, screenwriters, actors, critics and others in the film business.

Other contending quotes include Clark Gable's "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" from "Gone With the Wind," Mae West's "Why don't you come up and see me?" from "She Done Him Wrong," Tom Hanks (news)' "Houston, we have a problem" from "Apollo 13," Cuba Gooding Jr.'s "Show me the money" from "Jerry Maguire" and the "Star Wars" gang's "May the Force be with you."

The quotes range from the first full sound feature film with Al Jolson (news)'s "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet" from 1927's "The Jazz Singer" to creepy creature Gollum (Andy Serkis) hissing "My precious" in 2002's "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers."

The TV special is the eighth top-100 list for the AFI, whose previous specials included best U.S. films, comedies, love stories, movie tunes and heroes and villains.

"Casablanca," which was No. 1 on AFI's list of best love stories and ranked second on the list of top overall films, leads the competition with seven quotes among the 400 nominees, followed by "The Wizard of Oz" with six.

Bogart has the most quotes on the ballot with 10, followed by Al Pacino and the Marx Brothers with six each. Billy Wilder leads screenwriters with 13 nominated quotes.
 
What about "I don't need a vibrating toad," from Party-Doll-a-Go-Go?!? It's a classic!
 
If they are going to allow 'indie' films, how about:

"That rat soup eatin', insecure, honky mutha fucka!"

(Dolomite (1975) a blaxploitation classic.)

Oh yeah!
 
We're going indie?

All right, here's a cult one based on a cult comic called Tank Girl:

"You just need to think of it like your first time. You just got to go: daddy, are you sure this is all right?"
 
I nominate:

"YES! YES! YES!" ~ Meg Ryan, When Harry Met Sally

I could listen to that over... and over... and over... :devil:
 
Coming attractions.

Advertising blurbs for films:

See Barbarella do her thing! (1968)

Attack of the 50ft Woman: The World's biggest sensation! (1958)

The Birds is coming! (1963)

The Bloodsuckers: Death stalking vegetation devours human blood! (1966)

Corruption: Corruption is a super shock film! Therefore: No woman will be admitted to see it alone! (1968)

The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio: It's not his nose that grows! (1976)

I Spit On Your Grave: Hunted, captured, stripped, and raped by a gang of grungy guys, Jennifer slashes, gashes and mashes her attackers to a bloody palpitating pulp. (1980)

Og
 
Perhaps not the World's, but my Personal Favorite —

“All he knew was, he was a man and she was a woman, or had he made some terrible mistake.” — Jackie Cooper , from “Mary, Mary
 
"I am Keyser Soze."
-Ugly little dog in a cage in Dr Dolittle (-98)
 
"The servant waits, while the master baits...."

History of the World...
 
"All the ways you wish you could be - that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, I am capable, and most of all: I am free in all the ways you are not." Figh Club
 
"My name is Inago Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

The Princess Bride
 
Stephen: (Looking skyward) "What's that? ... ... Aye. I'll tell him, Father. (To William Wallace) The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked. BaHAA!"

Braveheart
 
"Why, in the whole vast configuration of things, you're nothing but a scurvy little spider. And that goes for you too! And that goes for you too!"

George Bailey
It's a Wonderful Life
 
You could come up with a pretty good top 100 list just from Mel Brooks movies, with a large chunk coming from Blazing Saddles. Here are a few, for instances:

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Mr. Taggart: What in the wide, wide world of sports is a going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

--

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: Gol darnit Mr. Lamarr. You use your tongue prettier'n a twenty dollar whore.

--

Sheriff Bart: Good morning ma'am. And isn't it a lovely morning?
Little Old Lady: Up yours, nigger!

--

Lili Von Schtupp: Tell me Schotzie. Is it twue what they say about the way the way you people are ...gifted? [Sounds of zipper being unzipped] Oh, it's twue, it's twue, it's twue, it's twue!

--

Jim, The Waco Kid: You've gotta remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know ... morons.

--

Olson Johnson: Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo!

--

Jim: No, no. Don't do that. Don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad

--

Mongo: Mongo only pawn in game of life

--

Just another fine service of:
No Hope Enterprises, Rumple Foreskin CEO (chief erotic offender)
 
My favourite Ahnie quote: "Remember Sully? I promised to kill you last? I lied."

Favourite Dirty Harry quote: "A man's got to know his limitations."
 
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way? "

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

--Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack, still the funniest movie ever made.
 
Honey123 said:
"The servant waits, while the master baits...."

History of the World...

PMSL!

Every time I watch this film, I catch something new. :D
 
Get Shorty
Harry Zimm: "I once asked this literary agent what writing paid the best, and he said, 'ransom notes.' "

Forrest Gump
Forrest: "I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is."

A Clockwork Orange
Alex: Initiative comes to thems that wait

Cocktail
Brian: All things end badly, or else they wouldn't end.



Stup Dity
 
no one delivers a line like Peter O'Toole

From My Favorite Year:

[An obviously drunken Swann meets the writing staff.]
Sy: He's plastered!
Alan Swann: So are some of the finest erections in Europe.

Benjy Stone: I think I'm going to be unwell.
Alan Swann: Ladies are unwell, Stone. Gentlemen vomit.

[Alan Swann has blundered into the wrong restroom]
Lil: This is for ladies only!
Alan Swann: [unzipping fly] So is *this*, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.

Alan Swann: Damn you! I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!


From The Lion in Winter:

Henry II, King of England: Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everyone.

Henry II, King of England: Oh God, but I do love being king!

(Katherine Hepburn is no slouch, either)
Eleanor of Aquitaine: [to her jewelry] I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children.
 
From True Grit

John Wayne: "Fill your hand you sonofabitch!"

From History of the World Part 1

Gregory Hines: "Seize this, Honkus!"
 
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