Movie Quotes that stick in your mind

[SigmundFraud]

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdmqn9JIuzc

First saw Planet of the Apes when I was in 1st grade. I mimicked this line at school one day at the water fountain and got my mouth washed out with soap. Still one of my all time favorite movies and quotes.

I used this same line on my honeymoon. The wife was not amused and after 7 kids she still is not amused.

 

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[NatashaluvBoris]

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Bring out the Gimp!

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!


Pulp Fiction - the whole movie can be quoted!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.

 

[Nelda]

Catholic Nun Gangbanged by Priests

 

[Fata Morgana]

Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.

Excellent choice.

Or the dubbed/edited Channel 5 version - Your mother knits socks in Hell.

 

[Recidiva]

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged. - Galaxy Quest

 

[Sean]

Excellent choice.

Or the dubbed/edited Channel 5 version - Your mother knits socks in Hell.

They Bowdlerised the fucking Exorcist???

 

[Saint Peter]

"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dick quite yet."

~The Wolf
Pulp Fiction

 

[Fata Morgana]

They Bowdlerised the fucking Exorcist???

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girls name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! Youre married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet youre the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. Ill be watching you.


Full Metal Jacket - another very quotable movie!

 

[Saint Peter]

"Your mother sews socks that smell!"

Pete

 

[Fata Morgana]

For me it's pretty much every line from Jaws and Aliens.

 

[butters]

"That'll do, Pig. That'll do."

 

[butters]

"E.T phone home."

 

[butters]

For me it's pretty much every line from Jaws and Aliens.

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

[Sean]

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

Tuco:*HEY BLONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?! JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B—aa-AA-aa-AA-ahhhh


The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - last line of the movie, gets cut off by the music at "bitch".

 

[Fata Morgana]

"That'll do, Pig. That'll do."

Ha! I loved that one. I say it at work a lot when I've finished something. Twat.

 

[bluegypsy]

"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

Nicolas Cage, Raising Arizona

 

[Recidiva]

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. - Princess Bride

 

[butters]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."

 

[Recidiva]

You're just like the rest of them! You think you're different, but you're not, because you're just, you're just really scared! You're really scared to give someone new a go, because you think, you know, they might just be better than you are! Well, you're just pathetic, and you're gutless. You're a gutless wonder! Vivir con miedo, es como vivir a medias! - Strictly Ballroom

 

[doctor_insanus]

It makes you wonder why they bother. I mean, it's the fucking Exorcist. If they haven't seen it yet, they deserve the emotional trauma.

 

[Adre]

I'm walkin' here!