Movie lines...

[APhil]

Movie lines... PLEASE READ THE FIRST POST!

Here's a spin on a spin...

Post a line from any movie.

The line must "flow" with the previous line.

However, it cannot be from the same dialogue (i.e. the same movie), but the line following that can be. No naming the movie, no quotation marks, just lines.





Here's the starter....




I've been alive for four and a half centuries, and I cannot die.

 

[ubertroll]

Fuck you, Chuckie. You AND your Irish curse!

 

[honeylick]

you're killing me, smalls.

 

[APhil]

sir, you are in more dire need of a blowjob then any white man in history.

 

[honeylick]

I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jackknifed on the Santa Ana. You should see my shoes.

 

[kamalw1]

Manure!!! I HATE manure!!!!

 

[APhil]

I smell me some corn bread.

 

[kamalw1]

You gonna eat your cornbread?

 

[Ham Murabi]

You gonna eat your cornbread?

I coulda been a corntender.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

 

[honeylick]

I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women.

 

[ubertroll]

You're too late. I have prepared him for you.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

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It's from Mel Brooks' Silent Movie

 

[honeylick]

I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.

 

[APhil]

He's just a big knob head with no knob.

 

[Lasz]

Chicks can't hold their smoke.

 

[MWG]

Chubby bald guy with a little pecker and a fat wife - your ther-rapist, sweetpea.

 

[APhil]

Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.

 

[Party Girl]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[ubertroll]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Do you know what I hate about humans? It's the SMELL!

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Everything was fine until Dickless here, turned off the power.

 

[APhil]

The police wish to remind Los Angelenos not to fire weapons at the space craft, as this may triger an interstellar war.

 

[Party Girl]

-What's a rack?
-It's a country.

(That one makes me giggle every time)

 

[APhil]

The only thing you respect is stupidity.

 

[Party Girl]

The only thing you respect is stupidity.

I've been around the world and find that only stupid people are breeding.