Move Over Mario!

[TN_Vixen]

so, I'm on the interstate and driving 70-75 even though the speed limit is only 55 and people are passing me left and right, just flying by... fucking maniacs... then, the next thing I know? I'm all caught up in the momentum, and my foot starts pushing a little bit harder on the gas and wheeee! I'm flying, doing 80, window down, hair whipping all around in the wind and I'm thinking... yeah! I'm a speed demon, it's my birthday, who's the mama, yeehaw.



And I'm not even on drugs, people.

 

[Zamdrist]

It does amaze me how people drive.

It's your birthday? Happy Birthday! Or are you just on drugs?

 

[TN_Vixen]

"it's my birthday" is an expression... mostly used on a cartoon called "Rocket Power"

heh.. sorry for the confusion, now scoot over, let me by!

 

[Wiggles]

Happy Birthday!

Isn't it fun being a speed demon? I'm convinced I'm a better driver when I'm going 75-80.

 

[freescorfr]

Happy birthday TN_Vixen.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Happy birthday TN_Vixen.

LOL - now who's on drugs?

 

[freescorfr]

"it's my birthday" is an expression... mostly used on a cartoon called "Rocket Power"

heh.. sorry for the confusion, now scoot over, let me by!

That tricked us. And there I was thinking you'd reached 80!

 

[Zamdrist]

"it's my birthday" is an expression... mostly used on a cartoon called "Rocket Power"

Yup, it's the drugs.

http://www.nintendoweb.com/media/mariokart/mario.jpg

 

[alexandraaah]

cute, but I think she's referring to Mario Andretti.

 

[Zamdrist]

cute, but I think she's referring to Mario Andretti.

Oh, shit. I have the mind of a child.

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh, shit. I have the mind of a child.

And I, the mind of a speeder.

 

[TN_Vixen]

That tricked us. And there I was thinking you'd reached 80!

Oh I'm way past 80. I'm actually 92 and have wrinkled up tits and silver hair and weigh about 210. I haven't shaved my legs since 1975.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I thought Vixen meant Super Mario too.

I've been hanging around kids for too long.

 

[Silverlily]

Amateurs

It's not speeding until you crack triple digits.

 

[dreamer]

I'm with you Kitten. If the state troopers aren't setting up road blocks at the state line to stop me, I'm hardly moving...hehe.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I'm with Ruby. Well, not literally. I mean it's a nice idea and I'll take a few minutes to ponder it later. I'll get back to y'all with the details of my fantasy.

I digress. I thought she mean Mario of Mario Brothers fame as well. Super Mario 64 is the B-O-M-B.

 

[scylis]

Yup, it's the drugs.

http://www.nintendoweb.com/media/mariokart/mario.jpg

hey look! Ron Jeremy on a go-kart!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Or Magnum ?