Mother Theresa - Deathbed Prophecy

[Guest]

 

[Lasher]

Seems like an awful lot of talking for someone on her deathbed.

 

[Off]

Who did she like in the Super Bowl?

 

[Guest]

 

[Lasher]

Someone must've stayed up all night writing that one.

Would've been much more believable if they had said she woke up and said "Glug..."

 

[Lasher]

I was hoping you edited to add in her Super Bowl prediction.

Too bad.

 

[lavender]

I was hoping you edited to add in her Super Bowl prediction.

Too bad.

I have it on good authority from Sister Mary Agnes that Mother Teresa said the Bucs would win.

 

[Lasher]

I have it on good authority from Sister Mary Agnes that Mother Teresa said the Bucs would win.

Did she say that before or after "Glug"?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Seems like an awful lot of talking for someone on her deathbed.

I have to agree with you on this one lasher and you know how little we see eye to eye.

 

[miles]

Elton John Wows Mother Teresa Funeral Crowd With 'The Bitch Is Back'
CALCUTTA—More than 12,000 mourners were treated to a performance of "The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John at Mother Teresa's funeral Saturday. The delighted mourners, clapping their hands and swaying from side-to-side in time with the song's pounding, rollicking barrelhouse piano, joined John in singing the song's refrain, "Bitch, bitch / The bitch is back," dozens of times. "This is the perfect tribute to Mother Teresa," said Sister Nirmala, Mother Teresa's successor as leader of the Missionaries of Charity Order. "The bitch is indeed back with God." John, who sat next to Princess Diana at Gianni Versace's funeral and sat next to Mother Teresa at Princess Diana's funeral, was seated next to former Beatle George Harrison at Mother Teresa's funeral, fueling speculation that Harrison will perish next Tuesday in a fiery helicopter crash.

http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_nib.html

 

[Ham Murabi]

I think it would have been a lot more convincing if she had told this to a Caramel Lite nun. That would have given dieters all over the world hope.

 

[Guest]

Elton John Wows Mother Teresa Funeral Crowd With 'The Bitch Is Back'
CALCUTTA—More than 12,000 mourners were treated to a performance of "The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John at Mother Teresa's funeral Saturday. The delighted mourners, clapping their hands and swaying from side-to-side in time with the song's pounding, rollicking barrelhouse piano, joined John in singing the song's refrain, "Bitch, bitch / The bitch is back," dozens of times. "This is the perfect tribute to Mother Teresa," said Sister Nirmala, Mother Teresa's successor as leader of the Missionaries of Charity Order. "The bitch is indeed back with God." John, who sat next to Princess Diana at Gianni Versace's funeral and sat next to Mother Teresa at Princess Diana's funeral, was seated next to former Beatle George Harrison at Mother Teresa's funeral, fueling speculation that Harrison will perish next Tuesday in a fiery helicopter crash.

http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_nib.html

LMAO!


And I hear on good authority she and Al Davis never got along, so I'd take her Bucs pic with a grain of salt.

 

[under where]

Has anyone read the book that tears her down? Apparently she was a cold hearted bitch and all those so called schools she opened for unfortunate children have yet to be found. Supposedly, she also bitched if she was actually asked to pay for something. Where did all that money really go?

I've got my shovel, who's up for treasure hunting?

 

[Phoenyx]

Who knew Nostradamus had a Twin Sister

 

[busybody..]

She knew in 97 that Bush would be Pres and about the twin towers?

What did she say bout the Mega Lotto #'s?