Most useless feedback contest

[Colleen Thomas]

Comments:

You could have eliminated 30% of the words and written the same story. What a wind bag. I couldn't finish it...the innane detail that did nothing to enhance the story finally did me in.

You must have a lot of friends...I can't imagine this story deserving such a high score.

I did not give it a vote. I just can't bring myself to give one's and two's.

By Annon of course.

One I always remember.

 

[Liar]

My favourite is:
"Get a spell chequer."

I think it's deliberate, but you never know.

#L

 

[fifty5]

Gosh I envy you lot. Of course, it's my own fault for writing so little, but none of the 16 comments I've had were so - er, so...

But "as sick as it sounds
04/20/04 By: Anonymous
i wish someone wanted me that bad!!!"

and "This is scary
04/20/04 By: Anonymous
Pardon me, but you sound obsessive and I worry for the girl in the AV. But hey, it is just a poem... right?"

did make an impact.

Eff

 

[Guest]

Gosh I envy you lot. Of course, it's my own fault for writing so little, but none of the 16 comments I've had were so - er, so...

But "as sick as it sounds
04/20/04 By: Anonymous
i wish someone wanted me that bad!!!"

and "This is scary
04/20/04 By: Anonymous
Pardon me, but you sound obsessive and I worry for the girl in the AV. But hey, it is just a poem... right?"

did make an impact.

Eff

LOL!

I wonder who they mean???



I don't worry for myself.

Sorry, couldn't resist "coming out".






This is such a funny thread!! Dunno how I missed it before.

As for "Most Useless Feedback" I suppose mine would be the many saying: "Got any pics?"

I'll try to dig out some more specific ones in a bit.

Lou

Edited to add: I've had a few "feedbacks" from men, which were full-on stories, written with me as the lead character - even using my real name. One was called "Whore For a Day" and that one was just a liddle bit freeeeeky.

 

[Edward Teach]

Hell, you didn't even have him fuck her in the ass. All you did was talk about her ass the whole story and then you didn't even have him fuck it. But then, I guess you can tell I like anal so I guess I was just hoping for it. I hope you write some more.


Stup Dity

 

[Guest]

Oh, I just found this one, from ages ago. It's a gem!

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This message contains feedback for: Tatelou
This feedback was sent by: *****************

Comments:

hi ..
came across ur profile on literotica
i am from the land of spices n kamasutra..lol
can u guess??
i have always loved mature women..as they are smart n intelligent n not
fussy like irls my age.
also they r natural n healthy and not
like the
malnourished ftv girls... they have something to
hold on to!!
would love to be ur friend....n more..

love
*****

feitishes: i love to keep staring at the big
boobs n buttocks of my neighbouring aunts at family gatherings..
i think some of them like me ..but as usual the
question is who takes the first step!!
theres something bout ur profile which reminds me of my
aunt!!ahhh!!!(distantly related..not into incest)

fell free to create a story out of it..would love it...

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Ok, so I'm big and old and I remind him of his Aunt! What about the story???

PMSL!!!!

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

More recently I received a PC essay from Anon that included:

"You think you are something, but this night I swear to you by the almighty power of God that your story is pure rubbish. I do solemly swear by all that is sacred in the world that I hold this to be true."

However, I could not stop laughing at the response to this PC from Abs :

"It's good that you've found God to be an essential part of your life and that he can help you decipher good smut from bad smut."

 

[Guest]

Oh, this one was funny!

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This message contains feedback for: Tatelou
This feedback was sent by: *************

Comments:

hello,

I would love to read some of your erotica!

****

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That was it.

Um, okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Go ahead! It's not hard to find here on Literotica, honest!

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

Oh, this one was funny!

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This message contains feedback for: Tatelou
This feedback was sent by: *************

Comments:

hello,

I would love to read some of your erotica!

PMSL That is priceless!!

 

[impressive]

I consider it an honor that I'm now attracting the attention of Anonymous!

WTF????
11/27/04 By: Anonymous in U S of A
Crapola

 

[oggbashan]

Someone doesn't like the length of the story:

"This message contains feedback for: oggbashan
About the submission: Miranda the Witch
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

I can't make head nor tail of this story because I got
knackered during the ch 15.

I don't think I'm bothered to find out how this ends.

The last word is Eratosthenes. No one will know what that
really means."

Puzzled Og, who thinks he knows who this 'anonymous' is.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I feel guilty putting this up, because although it's the most bizarre piece of feedback I've ever had, it's also pretty sweet.

dear gifted writer,

this is jasmine ..here ,a huge fan of your stories.hhhee my
flight’s been delayed..so just wanted to drop a little note of my thoughts to u

The melting of my heart comes from from that special woman with that literary touch .....directly to the root of my existence.u write oh so well ..and your narrative structure and dialogue is sooo intoxicating.


A good laugh and stimulating conversation always tickles my
imagination.and i do see your humour .. come across clearly.my work is interesting but a tad repetitious at times .im wit ------airlines u see...soo your stories keep me company wellll .I FIND LABELS misleading ..and so despite bein a femme ..i like to explore my fantasies through writing . u see i would love to correspond with a good writer like u.

thsi is my aspiration..A very open atmosphere with no fear to be who i am .who am i?? u ask ...lets see muah is.. Intelligent, witty, affectionate, and understanding to name a few qualities...I am so in need of humility..if u meet her let me know ok !!

sooooo i can avoid her ..hhehhe

What im looking 4 ??

i would love to hav an Easy & Comfortable interaction wit u. To me, even though looks play a part, they are not as important as what is Felt... So, to cross paths with the kind of person you feel you've met before, or have known forever~~ And you still want & enjoy being around ) A Kindred Spirit. A friend who is also a partner. That's the best

What do u think...do write please as i would lov to get to know u
better

babai
jass





Does this count as kiss and tell?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Does this count as kiss and tell?

Depends on if you kissed or not!!!

 

[scheherazade_79]

No kisses involved, so I guess I'm safe. This is another one of my favourites:



We think you are a filthy slut and we would appreciate it if you would not post any more of your trash here. Laura & Lisa

 

[lucky-E-leven]

This is another one of my favourites:

We think you are a filthy slut and we would appreciate it if you would not post any more of your trash here. Laura & Lisa

Wow! You should wear that as a badge of honor. I know most here do. I haven't had the pleasure, but I'm hoping...



~lucky

 

[oggbashan]

"This message contains feedback for: oggbashan
About the submission: Trapped
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Makes me puke, I'd take my Kabar and cut Nichole to little
bits, but very slowly, maybe skin her alive. Whoever is
writing this shit would happily tune a meat whistle
Semper Fi"

Thank you, anonymous for that.

Og

 

[impressive]

We think you are a filthy slut and we would appreciate it if you would not post any more of your trash here. Laura & Lisa

Shit! I can't seem to get the "SICK FUCK" feedback & now I learn I'm lacking the "FILTHY SLUT" feedback, too! Damn, this day's just goin' downhill fast.

 

[Boxlicker101]

No kisses involved, so I guess I'm safe. This is another one of my favourites:



We think you are a filthy slut and we would appreciate it if you would not post any more of your trash here. Laura & Lisa

I have always felt left out because, even though I write pure smut, I have never been trashed by this pair. How do you think I can get them to notice me.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Shit! I can't seem to get the "SICK FUCK" feedback & now I learn I'm lacking the "FILTHY SLUT" feedback, too! Damn, this day's just goin' downhill fast.

I feel empathy with you, Imp. I've never been called a "SICK FUCK" either. How do some of the writers here rate such interesting epithets?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I feel empathy with you, Imp. I've never been called a "SICK FUCK" either. How do some of the writers here rate such interesting epithets?

I've never gotten the nasty feedback either (on this site . . . yet). I have now bee criticized for not including the chapter number on part one of a series and was then told that mentioning that part 2 of the series was based on another story was insulting to the readers' intelligence. I can't win.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

How do some of the writers here rate such interesting epithets?

I think certain genres are a sure-fire method of getting them. I've yet to wade into any of the more controversial genres and the only nasty feedback I've ever had was completely unpunctuated, uncapitalized and harder to read than heiroglyphics. I'd have laughed if it hadn't also been personally threatening.

~lucky

 

[Octavian]

Originally posted by lucky-E-leven

I think certain genres are a sure-fire method of getting them.

This is absolutely true. The 'Loving Wives' genre attracts a number of people who have an aversion to the concept, but who nevertheless read each story and then send anonymous abusive feedback to the author.
I was once informed that not only did my story 'suck', but that I did, too.

Getting back to the thread, I wouldn't call this useless feedback but this has to be the most ambiguous feedback I have ever received.

There are stories I like that I've read several times because they're good stories. I however could not go through the emotional roller coaster of rereading your story. It's to your credit that your story touched me like no other of the hundreds I've read both sexual and non sexual on the web.

Octavian

 

[oggbashan]

Why do we keep our feedback?

"This message contains feedback for: oggbashan
About the submission: Hypnotic
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

just pathetic... i don't believe i've ever read anything
quite so bad"

Anon didn't like it.

Og

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Og reminded me that I had this one:

"This message contains feedback for: jeanne_d_artois
About the submission: Pond Clearing
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

This 'hopeless romantic' PREFERS those stories where people that fuck
together are compelled to live together, even in spite of their previous
plans.

I happen to PREFER flat-chested women, especially when they are tall
and thin. Accordingly, I am glad that Anne seems to have 'caught the
prize'. Nevertheless, I would be pleased if another chapter of your story
showed that he was forced to cope with June and Mary as well.

Even better yet, there must be ample employment opportunities for women
aboard Greg's cruise ship. The trick of course is to show that having
to continuously cope with HIS 3 WOMEN(aboard ship) somehow forces him to
become BETTER employee for the peculiar purposes of the Cruise Ship
Company!"

Why doesn't anonymous write his (presume 'his') own story instead of suggesting that I change mine to something completely different?

Espèce de connard!

Jeanne (who only swears in French)

I tell lies too!

 

[Alex De Kok]

Reading through this thread inspired me to dig some of my own out. My titles in italics, just in case anyone's interested!

I've shared this one before - I printed it out and keep it beside my desk to stop my ego inflating from the nice ones!

jesus christ! this is the most convuluted piece of dog shit i've ever tried to wade through. mickey spillane you ain't. come to think of it a couple of monkeys and a typewriter and we'd have something better than this. what a total and complete waste of time. Kowalski gets her man

Another comment presumably inspired by the same story, but from someone who's read other stories by me. Me bad! -

I read your story kowalski gets her man.
I like the little amount of humor you put in it. What i want from you is more stories of that kind. But it is seemed that you wrote more on incest (the worst form of sex). Stop writing on it.

Thanks & Regards

I obviously push the right buttons sometimes (this next one had a return address) -

Awesome. I had three orgasms just reading it. I want to seduce my nephew like the aunt did in this story but wasnt sure if I could, till I read this story. Thanks. Aunt Ellen

I've had the 'your story sucks' as well, but I'm pleased to say most of the feedback has been positive. One of my favourites is this -

A perfect last sentence; the ones in the middle were pretty good, too! Laying the ghost

And another inspired by the same story - gave me a smile -

A little off the cuff at points, but oh, so mature and intelligent. Err... perhaps too intelligent... but great stuff pal.

And on that note . . .

Alex