'Most likely to...'

[DeepGreenEyes]

LMAO! that'd make you 14 years old, maximum

Mom. Get back to the GB. Where you belong, troll.

He's got nice abs for a 14 year old then.

It's all those crunches I did in middle school gym class last year.

Dude, your mom rocks! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-party-smileys-614.gif

She's always liked you. Remember when she used to drive us to the mall to look for subs?

 

[chy_girl]

I never knew that!

Now I'm thinking of ways to improvise enema equipment using the kinds of things you might find on a desert island.

Ummm....

Uhhh....

I got nothing...

How about a blow fish and a piece of hollow wood?

 

[Kikori]

Most likely to not be MacGyver - (Stella_Omega)

 

[Keroin]

By the way, if any of you ever find yourself adrift at sea in raft, do NOT use salt water for your enema. Only rancid or foul fresh water.

Ingesting salt water anally is every bit as dangerous as ingesting it orally.

You can, if absolutely desperate, drink up to 32oz of salt water per day. But that is a very, very worst case option. Ingesting salt water damages your kidneys.

/Public safety announcement.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I never knew that!

Now I'm thinking of ways to improvise enema equipment using the kinds of things you might find on a desert island.

Ummm....

Uhhh....

I got nothing...

Coconut and fish intestines? Plus, that's good eatin'.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

By the way, if any of you ever find yourself adrift at sea in raft, do NOT use salt water for your enema. Only rancid or foul fresh water.

Ingesting salt water anally is every bit as dangerous as ingesting it orally.

You can, if absolutely desperate, drink up to 32oz of salt water per day. But that is a very, very worst case option. Ingesting salt water damages your kidneys.

/Public safety announcement.

I wonder why 32 oz.? Cause it's exactly the size of a Big Gulp, and the human body was somehow biologically attuned to that beverage size by our Egyptian alien masters, thousands of years ago?

http://www.toplessrobot.com/Big-gulp.jpg

Nonetheless, I've committed this to memory. When I leave my desert island with Wilson, I'm scratching your username on a rock.

 

[satindesire]

I wonder why 32 oz.? Cause it's exactly the size of a Big Gulp, and the human body was somehow biologically attuned to that beverage size by our Egyptian alien masters, thousands of years ago?

Was that a StarGate joke?

 

[Etoile]

Was that a StarGate joke?

I really hope so!

 

[seela]

Sadly, I ran into a youtube video about a History Channel document, and that Egyptian alien master thing isn't just a Stargate joke. There are scholars who dig that idea. Ancient aliens

And for the enema equipment, how about rolled up banana leaves and half a coconut?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Coconut and fish intestines? Plus, that's good eatin'.

There you go!
Of course if you have a coconut you have coconut milk. Or you did, once.

 

[satindesire]

I really hope so!

Me too!!!

Sadly, I ran into a youtube video about a History Channel document, and that Egyptian alien master thing isn't just a Stargate joke. There are scholars who dig that idea. Ancient aliens

Shh! You're ruining my nerd-on!

 

[Etoile]

Most likely to have moderator-type influence in forums where she isn't a moderator: ME. For reasons that shall remain secret, but are not too hard to figure out.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Was that a StarGate joke?

I really hope so!

Me too!!!

Thirded.

The moved it to graveyard shift after a few seasons and I lost track.

My little brother has the box set, might be time to go play 'nice big sister' for a while.

And now that Lost is over, I kind of want to jump on that too.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Was that a StarGate joke?

I really hope so!

Thirded.

Spoiler: Ra is really a woman, and she used to date alien god Forest Whitaker's sister Isis, whom she met beside the Slurpee machine.

There you go!
Of course if you have a coconut you have coconut milk. Or you did, once.

True! Also, you can make this:

http://www.instructables.com/image/FN208Z9FX557QBO/How-to-make-a-coconut-bra.jpg

 

[where]

And M thought my whole grilled smelt with heads on were gross.

when we were kids we used to fight over who got to eat the eyes from grilled trout. I can't believe I just typed that.

Fish in general is gross. Oklahoma is landlocked, there are NO good fish here.

fish is wonderful. low fat, high protein yummy goodness.

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Well, I haven't ever done pro porn, but I definately would if I got the chance. Hell, I was jealous of Tiger Woods' fuck buddies that went public. Any one of them could have gotten a million dollars to do a porno. I even had my own amateur page a few years ago, but I'm not sure what I did with a lot of the gigabytes of material. I do have more, but I don't want everyone that reads this thread to have to be exposed to it. I also have some that I can't show off because the participants wouldn't want to risk ending up on the internet.

meh... well in that case I too am a porn star!

I never knew that!

Now I'm thinking of ways to improvise enema equipment using the kinds of things you might find on a desert island.

Ummm....

Uhhh....

I got nothing...

some of the seaweed you get makes big bladders that could be split to make piping.

By the way, if any of you ever find yourself adrift at sea in raft, do NOT use salt water for your enema. Only rancid or foul fresh water.

Ingesting salt water anally is every bit as dangerous as ingesting it orally.

You can, if absolutely desperate, drink up to 32oz of salt water per day. But that is a very, very worst case option. Ingesting salt water damages your kidneys.

/Public safety announcement.

I think you can use seawater in an emergency, like drinking it. I found this which was quite useful...
http://www.caske2000.org/survival/survivesea.htm

I'm going to stop googling enemas now.

 

[midwestyankee]

-Everyone- is a picky eater. People -don't- eat food they don't like.

And some of us don't don't like any food.

 

[infinity706]

-Everyone- is a picky eater. People -don't- eat food they don't like.

I'm not exactly a picky eater. Buffets are problematic for me because I can't always eat some of everything. There are a few things I don't eat, but they're a tiny minority.

Shh! You're ruining my nerd-on!

Yeah, I know how you feel. I spend way too much time playing video games, watching nerdy shows, and playing nerdy games like Yugioh and Magic the Gathering (including being a certified rules advisor). It always makes me laugh when someone says something that could be construed as an obscure nerd reference.

Most likely to have moderator-type influence in forums where she isn't a moderator: ME. For reasons that shall remain secret, but are not too hard to figure out.

Could that be because you're a bit of a control freak with a perfectionist streak?

 

[Etoile]

Could that be because you're a bit of a control freak with a perfectionist streak?

Actually, I saw that some things that needed a moderator's touch hadn't been attended to, so I got them looked at.

 

[FloggingMolly]

Mom. Get back to the GB. Where you belong, troll.
It's all those crunches I did in middle school gym class last year.
She's always liked you. Remember when she used to drive us to the mall to look for subs?

I've changed my mind, DGE, you aren't funny at all...

Now get upstairs and do your homework!

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

She's always liked you. Remember when she used to drive us to the mall to look for subs?

Heck yea.

Me in my black leather pants (to accentuate the "bulge") and you in your see-through black mesh shirt showing off your abs.

We were a force to be reckoned with! We had all the subbies from Abercrombie & Fitch to Hot Topic to the food court on lock.

Good times, bro. Good times.

 

[FloggingMolly]

which is why the alt thing makes no sense... whilst you guys were wearing such fashion trends, I was probably still in nappies (diapers)

 

[satindesire]

And some of us don't don't like any food.

Oh sure, because I don't like fish, I don't like aaaaaanything. Come on, give me a break.

I'm not exactly a picky eater. Buffets are problematic for me because I can't always eat some of everything. There are a few things I don't eat, but they're a tiny minority.

You just proved my point. People don't eat food they don't like.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh sure, because I don't like fish, I don't like aaaaaanything. Come on, give me a break.



You just proved my point. People don't eat food they don't like.

Sorry...you missed the point of my double negative. To quote Jaime Escalante (from Stand and Deliver with Edward James Olmos) "A negative times a negative is a positive."

Was just pointing out that there are some people who are not at all picky eaters. There has never been a food put in front of me that I did not try and there is virtually no dish that I have tried that I would not eat again.

 

[satindesire]

Sorry...you missed the point of my double negative. To quote Jaime Escalante (from Stand and Deliver with Edward James Olmos) "A negative times a negative is a positive."

Was just pointing out that there are some people who are not at all picky eaters. There has never been a food put in front of me that I did not try and there is virtually no dish that I have tried that I would not eat again.

But there are some things you wouldn't eat again.

Not everything tastes good to you, correct?

 

[midwestyankee]

But there are some things you wouldn't eat again.

Not everything tastes good to you, correct?

Honestly, I don't recall a meal that I did not enjoy, though there have been plenty that I thought could have been much better. I suppose there are things that I might not ask for, though that's usually because I would rather eat something more interesting or with less fatty ingredients.

The only "food" that I have knowingly refused to eat are Twinkies and Ho Hos, but not because I don't think I'd like them. It's just a matter of principle now; as much as I'd like to live a lot longer, I'd rather eat real food and less preservative.