Most Influential Writer & Poet

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

If you think you are successful because you have received a few good ratings on this cloistered site, you are deluding yourself.

Get out in the real world and see if anyone actually buys your work!

There's no self inflated ego in the commercial world, just facts and revenue!

This thread was written in humor. Anyone who would take anything that I write as serious needs to have their head examined and/or get a sense of humor.

Now, as far as publishing books, I don't want to publish. I'm happy writing my little amateur stories.

Thank you for posting to my thead. It's nice to meet you. Good luck with your publishing. I wish you all the success.

 

[starrkers]

And now we enter the "you don't get my humour" phase...

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

And now we enter the "you don't get my humour" phase...

Hey, I'm a funny guy Starrkers. You'd like me if you met me. You'd just have to read my stories to see that most of what I write is funny.

Now, c'mon, seriously, read this thread. It reads as if Scouries wrote it (sorry Jim).

It was all meant in good fun. I had fun with this contest. It was a thrill just to be nominated. I wrote from the beginning that I didn't believe I had a chance of winning, which is why I voted for Many Feathers.

I was surprised that I received as many votes as I did. Certainly, I wasn't surprised that Soular, DK and Selena received as many votes as they did.

Nonetheless, when you compare all that I wrote and the quality of my stories, I should have been annointed as the Most Influential Writer for 2008, but I can understand why I wasn't. That's the way this site is, more of a popularity site rather than a talent driven site.

 

[michchick98]

Yeah, sure it's all in good fun. As soon as someone hits a sore spot, the insults fly. Just remember that when you're old and alone, sitting in a nursing home and wondering why no one comes to visit you.

Some highlights from Freddie's greatest hits:

It doesn't make a difference, dipshit. This is an amateur site for writers. This is a porn site and not a literary site.

I'm not looking to publish, never have. I just enjoy writing.

Now fuck off and go eat your cheese doodles, you fat, unemployed fuck.

Don't ask, don't tell. You must have been a huge disappointment to daddy.

"What? My son is gay?"

"No, dear, he's not gay, he's bi-sexual."

"Does he enjoy having his cock sucked by men?"

"Yes."

"Does he suck cock?"

"Yes."

"Does he take a cock up his ass."

"Yes."

"He's gay."

Aren't you from the same state that DK is from? I'm starting to wonder about you Danielle, I mean, of course, BitchChick.

Digest this, then. I've written well over 2 million words in only 2 years. Name one writer on this site who has written more than that. Go ahead, I'll wait here until you count words.

"Moron!"

Actually, you don't have much of a sense of humor 007. You must be a Virgo. You are anal enough to be one. Virgos don't laugh much.

I think I'm a pretty funny guy. I laugh at what I write all the time. All my friends tell me that I should have been a stand up comic.

What I write has much truth to it. You know that I should have won for the Most Influential Writer on this site, based on the volume and quality of my stories.

Now, instead of having popularity contests, Literotica needs to do something about their contest. Perhaps, they could have a panel inconjunction with the popular vote with Laurel and/or Manu having a weighted deciding vote.

The way that contests are run now are nuts.

When a woman who doesn't even write a poem in 2008 gets nominated for being the Most Influential Poet in 2008 is beyond me.

How a writer who has only written 2 stories could be considered as the Most Influential Writer is outrageous.

When another writer pulls all her stories and makes up shit about me, for which she's since apologized, but the damage was done, and then reposts her stories...how is she the Most Influential Writer for 2008.

Now, in the case of Selena... I've read many of her stories and...she can't write.

You, Sir, by far, are a better writer than she is. We both know that, as you know that I am a much better writer than Selena.

You and I write different types of stories. You are more literary than I am. I'm more of the average kind of guy writer, which is not to say that my stories are not professional and well done. They are pitched at the average person.

Nonetheless, we all know that contests on Literotica are not fairly run.

So, with that written, I am the unofficial winner of Literotica's Most Influential Writer for 2008.

"Congratulations to me! Good job. Well done. Congrats! You out did yourself. A tremendous effort. Way to go, Freddie!"

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Hey, I'm a funny guy Starrkers. You'd like me if you met me. You'd just have to read my stories to see that most of what I write is funny.

Now, c'mon, seriously, read this thread. It reads as if Scouries wrote it (sorry Jim).

It was all meant in good fun. I had fun with this contest. It was a thrill just to be nominated. I wrote from the beginning that I didn't believe I had a chance of winning, which is why I voted for Many Feathers.

I was surprised that I received as many votes as I did. Certainly, I wasn't surprised that Soular, DK and Selena received as many votes as they did.

Nonetheless, when you compare all that I wrote and the quality of my stories, I should have been annointed as the Most Influential Writer for 2008, but I can understand why I wasn't. That's the way this site is, more of a popularity site rather than a talent driven site.

You're a sad, pathetic, dispicable, reprehensible excuse for a human being Fredddie. You're not even worth the vomit on the floor of a New York taxi cab. How do you fit through the door you fat, lazy, smelly piece of shit.


Oh, come on, I just said that "all in good fun."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You know, FatChick, hate is as strong of an emotion as love. Do you love me FatChick? Is that why you cannot stop from posting to my thread?

Is that why you follow me from thread to thread? Is that why you start all the trouble? Is that why you attack me and then cry foul when I attack you back and/or defend myself.

I don't follow you around the site, yet, here you are again complaining that I insult you. Well, here's an idea. Perhaps, if you stopped chasing after me and posting to my thread, I wouldn't have to kick you in the ass to leave me alone.

Listen, I'm sorry but I'm not attracted to someone who looks like you. There will never be anything between us romantically. I'm more attracted to normal looking woman, one who has teeth and who doesn't have a waist size equal to her height.

You really need to find a boyfriend. How long has it been since you had sex with anyone...human? Gees, it's been that long? I had no idea. Well, that explains much, not really, not at all.

Allow me to give you some advice. Put down the Cheese Doodles and go out side. Only, wash the orange dye off your face and hands first. You look ridiculous. You've never find someone, other than a dog to lick your face and hands, with Cheese Doodle dust all over you.

Look, there's an old bum standing around a barrel that you can bother. Maybe you can collect empty cans and bottles together to make enough money to buy more Cheese Doodles.

 

[freshface]

snort yammer drool

*yawn* Hey Freddie, did you miss the memo? You've already moved into "It was all a joke. You have no sense of humor" phase. Backsliding back to the insults phase isn't part of the script. You need a new thread for that.

 

[michchick98]

You know, FatChick, hate is as strong of an emotion as love. Do you love me FatChick? Is that why you cannot stop from posting to my thread?

Is that why you follow me from thread to thread? Is that why you start all the trouble? Is that why you attack me and then cry foul when I attack you back and/or defend myself.

I don't follow you around the site, yet, here you are again complaining that I insult you. Well, here's an idea. Perhaps, if you stopped chasing after me and posting to my thread, I wouldn't have to kick you in the ass to leave me alone.

Listen, I'm sorry but I'm not attracted to someone who looks like you. There will never be anything between us romantically. I'm more attracted to normal looking woman, one who has teeth and who doesn't have a waist size equal to her height.

You really need to find a boyfriend. How long has it been since you had sex with anyone...human? Gees, it's been that long? I had no idea. Well, that explains much, not really, not at all.

Allow me to give you some advice. Put down the Cheese Doodles and go out side. Only, wash the orange dye off your face and hands first. You look ridiculous. You've never find someone, other than a dog to lick your face and hands, with Cheese Doodle dust all over you.

Look, there's an old bum standing around a barrel that you can bother. Maybe you can collect empty cans and bottles together to make enough money to buy more Cheese Doodles.

Careful there, Freddie, your spittle might drip onto the keyboard and ruin it, then how would you insult me? Oh wait, you can do that without a keyboard since all you do is copy and paste your insults anyway.

You might wanna see a doctor for that vein popping out in your neck though, I don't think that's healthy.

Oh and in case you didn't realize it, this is a PUBLIC forum. I can post here as often as I want. Until I'm banned from this site, you can't get rid of me. (sound familiar?) And if my posting here annoys you, well then that's just a bonus!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Careful there, Freddie, your spittle might drip onto the keyboard and ruin it, then how would you insult me? Oh wait, you can do that without a keyboard since all you do is copy and paste your insults anyway.

You might wanna see a doctor for that vein popping out in your neck though, I don't think that's healthy.

Oh and in case you didn't realize it, this is a PUBLIC forum. I can post here as often as I want. Until I'm banned from this site, you can't get rid of me. (sound familiar?) And if my posting here annoys you, well then that's just a bonus!

My apologies. I forgot you don't have a life. Knock yourself out and post to my thread all you want.

"Where's MichChick? I haven't seen her in a while. I followed her Cheese Doodle trail but it stopped at her room."

"Oh, she's in there posting to Freddie's thread."

"Wow, she really loves that guy. She never goes out anymore."

 

[michchick98]

yammer, yammer, drool, fart, snort, vomit, burp

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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I see by your location that you are proud of the fact that you never leave your house.

I didn't know the 7-Eleven delivered Cheese Doodles to your room.

 

[michchick98]

My name is Freddie. I'm an idiot. I can't come up with an original insult so I keep saying the same things over and over again.

I've submitted over 600 stories to this site and each and every one of them is basically the same, flat lifeless story. But they're really are only 199 stories, broken down into chapters so I can say I wrote more stories than anyone else.

If you don't conform to my way of thinking, I'll kick and scream (and drool and fart) then cry like a whiney sissy boy until I get my way. Then when I don't win, I'll accuse everyone of cheating, but then claim I don't care that I didn't win.

I have no life. I like to sit around all day in my rubber underpants and attempt to insult people in an effort to make my lowly, pathetic life better for myself.

Please just ignore my incessant babbling and drooling. I have yet to make an appointment for the doctor to have my medication increased.

No one loves me except me.

Thanks for taking the time to read my post. If you need me, I'll be over in the corner licking the glass.

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[bsergi1]

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Can't find the right words to say, Chick from Michigan?

 

[michchick98]

Can't find the right words to say, Chick from Michigan?

Does it bother you that I don't type any responses? Yeah? Good. Gives me two people on this thread to annoy. Besides, I didn't feel a reply in the post you're quoting was necessary, Freddie said it all quite well.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Does it bother you that I don't type any responses? Yeah? Good. Gives me two people on this thread to annoy. Besides, I didn't feel a reply in the post you're quoting was necessary, Freddie said it all quite well.

Sheryl, you're 38-fucking-years-old and you still live with your parents. WTF!

You've never been married and have the one kid, knocked up by a black drug dealer at 17-years-old and who now hates your guts.

The only time you leave your Mom and Dad's house and your tiny room is to visit your son in prison. What kind of life it that for you?

Is it any wonder why you are so mean in miserable to people? The only reason why you're on this thread is because Scouries has a life and is on vacation.

Truly, you really need to do more with your life than to eat Cheese Doodles and annoy the unauthorized Most Influential Writer on this board.

I've already reported you to Laurel. No, not because you post to my thread. I reported you because you're fat, mean, and ugly. You bring down this site. The majority of people on this site are good looking. You're not.

Are you kidding me? Did you just fart? Is that your reponse? Farting? You're nothing but a fat, disgusting, filthy pig. And no, for the last time, I won't have sex with you. Stop sending me PM's asking me to fuck you. I'd rather have sex with my dog than with you.