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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well, based on your own logic, you only wrote 199 stories, not the over 600 you claim. You're counting the multi-chapter stories as ONE story. You're the accountant, so you do the math.



Really? Outside Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? Wait, INCLUDING Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? OFFICIALLY won, not self-proclaimed wins.

Digest this, then. I've written well over 2 million words in only 2 years. Name one writer on this site who has written more than that. Go ahead, I'll wait here until you count words.

"Moron!"

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well, based on your own logic, you only wrote 199 stories, not the over 600 you claim. You're counting the multi-chapter stories as ONE story. You're the accountant, so you do the math.



Really? Outside Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? Wait, INCLUDING Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? OFFICIALLY won, not self-proclaimed wins.

Aren't you from the same state that DK is from? I'm starting to wonder about you Danielle, I mean, of course, BitchChick.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I sincerely apologize about your mother. I thought I remembered you saying she was like 82 or 85. I assumed she was still alive. And being that you are only 60, I thought she might be still alive. I drink and it's hard to remember everything all the time. I can't believe I was making fun of your mother. I love mothers. I might have been making fun of the son, but never the mother. I am a mother and have the deepest respect for what we put up with from our kids. Sometimes the Queen and her princess don't get along. Maybe you can relate.

So, did she ever tell you you were early? You still don't answer questions, Pilot. And, I still say you're wrapped too tight to have fun. Loosen up, huni. I'm going for another drink.

In the mean time, you can go back and find out what the original question was and remind me.

C'mon, really, what makes you think this guy ever had a mother? Really!

 

[sr71plt]

Digest this, then. I've written well over 2 million words in only 2 years. Name one writer on this site who has written more than that. Go ahead, I'll wait here until you count words.

Ummm. I have. And over a million and a half of those words have been published--since you asked.

How many words have you published in that time--that are still on offer?


Just because you asked.

 

[bsergi1]

C'mon, really, what makes you think this guy ever had a mother? Really!

I believe the pilot had a sweet little old mother. Everybody has a mother, even you BFW. I can tell you inheridated most of your genes from your father, the King of his Castle.

 

[sr71plt]

I believe the pilot had a sweet little old mother. Everybody has a mother, even you BFW. I can tell you inheridated most of your genes from your father, the King of his Castle.

No, my father was an army general--and my mother was in charge.

If you two aren't intending to be posting in bad taste on this topic--you are badly mistaken.

And if you think I believe you are female, you are crazy.

 

[Dragonlipz]

Quoth the Bard:

'Much ado about nothing.'

'Mad dogs and Englishmen'

'Methinks the lady doth protest too much'

A lot of energy expended for a questionable goal.........

 

[michchick98]

Aren't you from the same state that DK is from? I'm starting to wonder about you Danielle, I mean, of course, BitchChick.

*yawn*

 

[michchick98]

Digest this, then. I've written well over 2 million words in only 2 years. Name one writer on this site who has written more than that. Go ahead, I'll wait here until you count words.

"Moron!"

Oooh! You really got me with that one!

*yawn*

 

[michchick98]

Do you have an answer for this:

Outside Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? Wait, INCLUDING Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? OFFICIALLY won, not self-proclaimed wins.

Word count doesn't mean shit. You could published 3 trillion words, it doesn't make you any better of a writer than me.

Where are YOUR publishing awards? What have you won?

And before you ask me, I don't claim to be anything other than a writer for Literotica and a writer with a few published works outside of Literotica.

I don't puff out my chest and brag about the amount of words I've written or how many "stories" (read: chapters) I've published for a free PORN site.

I let my work speak (or not speak) for itself.

So, waiting on those awards there, sunshine. Until you can produce them with solid proof they're yours, then you have absolutely no right to criticize anyone else's writing or methods of winning a contest.

 

[bsergi1]

No, my father was an army general--and my mother was in charge.

If you two aren't intending to be posting in bad taste on this topic--you are badly mistaken.

And if you think I believe you are female, you are crazy.

Pilot, I was trying to be nice to you. I (almost) said I missed you. I claimed you had a fire in your belly. Those were all good things. I even claimed your mother was a sweet little old lady. Now, you are telling us she was a bitch? I made no mention of your father in my last post. I said it was Freddie's father that was the King of his castle. Damn! Your father was General. My dad was only a sergeant. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

I am female, so yeah, you must be crazy because, I am not. Do you want to see my tits? They're real, too. Would that prove it to you?

What does any of this have to do with Freddie, King of Litertoica, not totally winning a real crown?

 

[sr71plt]

Being nice. Yeah, sure.

 

[Dragonlipz]

Pilot, I was trying to be nice to you. I (almost) said I missed you. I claimed you had a fire in your belly. Those were all good things. I even claimed your mother was a sweet little old lady. Now, you are telling us she was a bitch? I made no mention of your father in my last post. I said it was Freddie's father that was the King of his castle. Damn! Your father was General. My dad was only a sergeant. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

I am female, so yeah, you must be crazy because, I am not. Do you want to see my tits? They're real, too. Would that prove it to you?

What does any of this have to do with Freddie, King of Litertoica, not totally winning a real crown?

Pretty sad shit....you really need a: Blowjob, vacation, strong drink, blowjob, calming mantra, stronger drink, a hobby, a blowjob.......take your pick but jeez, get over not winning a contest.....it is a competition, after all......

 

[bsergi1]

Pretty sad shit....you really need a: Blowjob, vacation, strong drink, blowjob, calming mantra, stronger drink, a hobby, a blowjob.......take your pick but jeez, get over not winning a contest.....it is a competition, after all......

Now, what the fuck would I do with a blowjob, let alone three of them? Pay attention to who's talking lipschitz! The drink I could use.

 

[bsergi1]

Being nice. Yeah, sure.

Pilot, this is the nicest I know how to be. Maybe you are just reading in a bad mood. Lighten up, paleeze!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ummm. I have. And over a million and a half of those words have been published--since you asked.

How many words have you published in that time--that are still on offer?


Just because you asked.

Oh, you think this is the R-book publishers site. This is Literotica, moron. Go take your superiority to a gay bar where you are welcomed.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No, my father was an army general--and my mother was in charge.

If you two aren't intending to be posting in bad taste on this topic--you are badly mistaken.

And if you think I believe you are female, you are crazy.

Don't ask, don't tell. You must have been a huge disappointment to daddy.

"What? My son is gay?"

"No, dear, he's not gay, he's bi-sexual."

"Does he enjoy having his cock sucked by men?"

"Yes."

"Does he suck cock?"

"Yes."

"Does he take a cock up his ass."

"Yes."

"He's gay."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Do you have an answer for this:

Outside Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? Wait, INCLUDING Literotica, how many awards have you won for your writing? OFFICIALLY won, not self-proclaimed wins.

Word count doesn't mean shit. You could published 3 trillion words, it doesn't make you any better of a writer than me.

Where are YOUR publishing awards? What have you won?

And before you ask me, I don't claim to be anything other than a writer for Literotica and a writer with a few published works outside of Literotica.

I don't puff out my chest and brag about the amount of words I've written or how many "stories" (read: chapters) I've published for a free PORN site.

I let my work speak (or not speak) for itself.

So, waiting on those awards there, sunshine. Until you can produce them with solid proof they're yours, then you have absolutely no right to criticize anyone else's writing or methods of winning a contest.

It doesn't make a difference, dipshit. This is an amateur site for writers. This is a porn site and not a literary site.

I'm not looking to publish, never have. I just enjoy writing.

Now fuck off and go eat your cheese doodles, you fat, unemployed fuck.

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, yes, now we move into the outrageously nasty comment/"get off my thread" phase--almost exactly on schedule.

 

[starrkers]

Ah, yes, now we move into the outrageously nasty comment/"get off my thread" phase--almost exactly on schedule.

I gather he failed to win something again?

 

[sr71plt]

I gather he failed to win something again?

But of course.

 

[michchick98]

It doesn't make a difference, dipshit. This is an amateur site for writers. This is a porn site and not a literary site.

I'm not looking to publish, never have. I just enjoy writing.

Now fuck off and go eat your cheese doodles, you fat, unemployed fuck.

Aww, looks like I hit a nerve. No wonder you can't win anything, Freddie. You recycle the same old shit over and over again.

And I never said you were looking to get published. You trash so many writers on this site, in particular the ones who win contests here and I simply asked how many awards you've won. But never mind answering me, I already know the answer, judging by your usual reaction.

Don't get your panties in a bunch, it could cause a rash on your sensitive behind.

 

[Dragonlipz]

Now, what the fuck would I do with a blowjob, let alone three of them? Pay attention to who's talking lipschitz! The drink I could use.

Freddie or BFW or whoever's alt you are - you aren't a woman.....that much is obvious....,
I stand by my original statement: chill, chill and when ya think that you've chilled enough, chill some mo'......

 

[Carmenica Diaz]

If you think you are successful because you have received a few good ratings on this cloistered site, you are deluding yourself.

Get out in the real world and see if anyone actually buys your work!

There's no self inflated ego in the commercial world, just facts and revenue!

 

[bsergi1]

Freddie or BFW or whoever's alt you are - you aren't a woman.....that much is obvious....,
I stand by my original statement: chill, chill and when ya think that you've chilled enough, chill some mo'......

What on earth makes you think that I am not a woman, Lipschitz? What have I said or done that makes you think I'm a man? I'm not BFW. I'm not Freddie, who happen to be the same person, ya know. I think. I'm not Scouries.

I really am a woman who happens to look just like her avatar. I am a Queen, but not the same kind of Queen as the Pilot writes about. A real one. With a palace and a kingdom.

I like to have fun and screw around with the court jesters on the side. I'd like to be treated with some respect.