Most Influential Writer & Poet

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I am Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter, creative, talented, prolific, and modest.

I am the only writer nominated for both the most influential writer and the most influential poet, without doubt, I am the most influential personality on Literotica for 2008.

Allow me to write that again. I am the only writer nominated for both the most influential writer and the most influential poet, without doubt, I am the most influential personality on Literotica for 2008.

What I wrote above drives a certain few (we all know who they are) crazy. They hate it that I enjoy such success here. They truly hate me. Why? Because I write stories and, well, they don't or can't.

In 2008, no one writer, no one, has written, submitted, and posted as many stories as I have in the time span that I have written, submitted, and posted them. In 2008, no one writer, no one, has inspired more stories from reading my stories. In 2008, no one writer, no one, has received as many hits.

This Most Influential Contest is a shame, ruined by DanielleKitten, Soular, SelenaKitten, and their many alts and friends. None of them can hold a candle to me. They all lack talent as writers, so instead they stuff their ballot boxes with fake votes.

For those of you who haven't voted for the most influential writer and the most influential poet, I suggest you cast your vote for me.

A vote for me is a vote for those writers who love to write. Certainly, vote for any one of them if you'd rather continue to make every contest a personality contest, rather than a talent contest.

I suggest that you may find yourself in the same position as I am, an outcast because I speak my mind and because many of the AH regulars are jealous that I'm so prolific. It could be your stories that are so bashed one day.

Let's take a stand. Those of you who have never voted in a contest, it's time to take control of this site. This could be our site, a writers' site and not a forum board gamesmanship site where psychotic personalities unleash their mental illnesses with a multitude of alts upon those of us who just want to write stories.

I write stories. All this other stuff is shit. I'm tired of having their shit thrown at me. If you are tired of having your stories bashed, too, then vote for me and I promise you, as your Most Influential Writer, I will work to make this site a better place for writers.

A vote for Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter, is a vote for writing stories and for those of us who want to write stories.

Moreover, in these hard economic times, I will personally send money to those who vote for me. Just e-mail me with your name and address and how many votes you cast and tell me how much you want.

Below are the links for you to cast your vote for the Most Influential Writer...me, and for the Most Influential Poet...me again.

I thank you in advance and this time the check really is in the mail.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=652135

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=652136

Freddie,
Bostonfictionwriter,
The Most Influential Writer and the Most Influential Poet for 2008

 

[eek!]

Deja vous. Haven't we seen this thread before? Oh yes, here it is.

And yes, this is an alt (but not of anyone you'd expect), so deal with it.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Deja vous. Haven't we seen this thread before? Oh yes, here it is.

And yes, this is an alt (but not of anyone you'd expect), so deal with it.

Ah, yes, you cockroach. I figured as soon as I posted this thread, this cry for a better site for writers, there'd be those who would fight and those who would refuse to relinquish their stanglehold on this site.

Back you cockroach. I step on you.

'Crunch!'

Now, you're dead, until another cockroach runs out from under the pile of shit that has been dumped here by all those with alternate personalities who are intent on ruining this site for writers and for all the good people of AH land.

There are many good people in AH land. Yet, there are a few troublemakers who ruin this site for all.

As you can see here, I've already killed one cockroach. By giving me a vote, won't the rest of you help me to make a statement that we want this site for writers? We want to make this a better place for those of us who love writing and reading stories.

Yes, arm yourselves by voting for me, Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter. Together, we will rid this site of all the cockroaches.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Interesting, a 180 degree change of attitude. Thank you EEK for voting for me as the Most Influential Writer and for your complimentary e-mail. You're too kind.

Your check is in the mail.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thank you, sr71plt, for voting for me as the Most Influential Writer and the Most Influential Poet. You're check is in the mail. Thank you again for the e-mail.

 

[sr71plt]

Thank you, sr71plt, for voting for me as the Most Influential Writer and the Most Influential Poet. You're check is in the mail. Thank you again for the e-mail.

I do, in fact, still have my vote for Most Influential Poet available--so just keep licking my boots for my vote. One never knows.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I do, in fact, still have my vote for Most Influential Poet available--so just keep licking my boots for my vote. One never knows.

Yes, sorry that I "outted you", but you must be used to being "outted", by now.

I realize you'd rather that everyone not know that you voted for me. I promise that I won't tell anyone. It will be our little secret. Okay?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I do, in fact, still have my vote for Most Influential Poet available--so just keep licking my boots for my vote. One never knows.

You know, now that I think about it, just between me and you, how many Literoticans know that you and I are the same person?

I know that many know that DanielleKitten, SelenaKitten, and Soular are all one in the same and plenty have figured out that I'm Scouries, but I don't think anyone knows that you are me or that I am you.

Gees, I'm in an outting mood today. Yes, it's true. Scouries, Bostonfictionwriter and sr71plt are the same person.

I'm tired of the sham. I mean, after a while, it's tedious arguing with myself. Ah, I feel better getting that load off my chest.

Should we name others that fellow Literoticans don't know about? C'mon, it'd be fun. I have the list in front of me. Do you want me to go first Ace or should I?

 

[The_Fool]

I do, in fact, still have my vote for Most Influential Poet available--so just keep licking my boots for my vote. One never knows.

Damn....If only I had posted something I could give Freddie a run for that vote...

 

[sr71plt]

Damn....If only I had posted something I could give Freddie a run for that vote...

Do you have your backup circus lined up yet?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Damn....If only I had posted something I could give Freddie a run for that vote...

Thank you, Fool, in advance for your vote.

The check is in the mail...almost.

 

[The_Fool]

Do you have your backup circus lined up yet?

Complete with elephants and clowns. The woman on the trapeze may not show up but I can almost guarantee the bearded lady and the snake charmer.

 

[sr71plt]

Complete with elephants and clowns. The woman on the trapeze may not show up but I can almost guarantee the bearded lady and the snake charmer.

Don't forget the brass band. That's very important in this context.

 

[TxRad]

Don't forget the brass band. That's very important in this context.

Not to mention your asbestos underwear and football helmet

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Not to mention your asbestos underwear and football helmet

Thank you for your vote, TxRad. I appreciate the compliments you paid me, as well, in your e-mail.

Yes, of course, your check is in the mail.

 

[TxRad]

Thank you for your vote, TxRad. I appreciate the compliments you paid me, as well, in your e-mail.

Yes, of course, your check is in the mail.

Keep your money Freddie, I voted for someone else a long time ago.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Keep your money Freddie, I voted for someone else a long time ago.

Yes, of course, sorry, I should have respected your privacy. I just now realized that you don't want the other AHer's to know that you voted for me.

I'll tell you what, we'll just keep that as our little secret. No one needs to know that TXRAD VOTED FOR BOSTONFICTIONWRITER AS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL WRITER, WRITER, WRITER, WRITER AND AS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL POET, POET, POET, POET.

Sorry, there's an echo in here.

I added a little extra to your check, too.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR A BETTER SITE FOR WRITERS AND READERS.

VOTE BOSTONFICTIONWRITER AS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL WRITER AND AS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL POET.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=652135

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=652136

Everyone who votes from me will receive a new car in the color of your choice.

Just send me an e-mail telling me the make and model.

Thank you in advance for your votes.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Hey, I'm catching up. I only need 50 more votes to take the lead as the Most Influential Writer.

Surely, one of you regular AHers has 50 alternate identities to vote for me.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well, I just picked up another vote. Thank you whoever voted for me. I only need 49 more votes to take the lead.

I'm giving away a dream date with Jessica Alba for everyone, male or female, who votes for me.

 

[Dragonlipz]

If I may quote the Bard:

'Methinks the lady doth protest too much'

'Much Ado about nothing...."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

And...are you ready? Drum roll please.

For every vote received, as the Most Influential Writer and Most Influential Poet, I'm giving away the following.

2 tickets to the 2009 World Series against the Red Sox and LA Dodgers.

Note: If any team other than the Red Sox win the AL East, you're out of luck, as I only have season tickets for Sox games.

A date with my sister and/or mother-in-law. Yeah, I know, it doesn't get any better than that.

A new car (preferrably a Chrysler product). Youre choice of make, model, and color.

And...are you ready? Drum roll please.

A video secretly taken of Laurel giving Manu a blowjob. The video alone is worth the price of your vote.

I'll be checking the link, so I'll know if you voted for me or not. Once you've voted, just make a post to this thread to claim your prizes.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=652135

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=652136

Above are the links to vote for me as the Most Influential Writer and as the Most Influential Poet.

Good luck in claiming your prizes, er, I mean, good luck to me in the contest.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I realize that a lot of you are waiting for me to sweeten the deal before you give up your vote and vote me as the Most Influential Writer and the Most Influential Poet.

Along with everything mentioned above, the cash, the car, the date with Jessica Alba, the date with my sister and/or mother-in-law, and the hot video of Laurel giving Manu a blowjob, I'm also including, for those first 50 lucky people who vote for me, a matching set of his and hers luggage and his and hers Lucien Piccard 14K gold wrist watches.

Okay, go ahead and vote for me. The links are above on my previous post. I'll wait right here until you post that you voted before giving you your prizes.

 

[TxRad]

Freddie, 90% of this forum has you on ignore.

Just thought I'd point that out as a weak spot in your campaign.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

This is only for 10% of you

Freddie, 90% of this forum has you on ignore.

Just thought I'd point that out as a weak spot in your campaign.

Thanks for the heads up, but I knew that already.

For the multitude who have me on ignore, I'd say that 90% are missing out on good entertainment and a lot of fun. Hey, I'm a pretty funny guy and witty, as are you.

Then, again, I was never geared for the average person, much like yourself and like my flyer friend, sr71plt. Most people don't get my humor. I dare say that you do and so doesn't Scouries. He's a pretty funny guy.

Further, 90% of people are average at best with an IQ or 85-105. To all those people, I'm glad they put me on ignore.

For the rest...

Vote for me as the Most Influential Writer and as the Most Influential Poet.

Claim your prizes. This is your chance to win big by just voting for me, Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter.