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[StillStunned]

I'll just say this will be interesting to see how the usual suspects react if the OP sticks around the forum.

Not sure what this is supposed to mean, or who the usual suspects are. From what I've seen over the past couple of years, and with the current crop of members, if someone becomes a constructive presence in the AH they're mostly accepted and respected.

 

[lovecraft68]

Not sure what this is supposed to mean, or who the usual suspects are. From what I've seen over the past couple of years, and with the current crop of members, if someone becomes a constructive presence in the AH they're mostly accepted and respected.

Don't worry, you're not one of them. And most here will accept people unless they're some type of serious troll, but some have a different view of acceptance and respect based on shall we say expectation.

You'll see it if the time comes. If not, I'll let you know where to look.

 

[Lifestyle66]

Back a few years ago, there was a team in my eightball league that had a 'secret weapon'

Said weapon was an extremely attractive woman who not only could play well but dressed for distraction.

Come playoffs she would wear these shirts that either buttoned or zipped down the front and as time went on she'd reveal more and more of her breasts as she leaned over the table to shoot, or make sure she was in the view of the person shooting against her. The skirts were also much higher or the shorts that much tighter. Juvenile as it seems, she won a lot of games by getting guys to pay attention to her and not the match.

In the finals my captain matched her up with me because I'm so obsessed with winning you could have a nude woman dancing on the table and I wouldn't notice.

It was a good match because she was a legit 6 (out of 8) ranking and for all the tricks, could play, but I beat her by two games, even with her flaunting the goods the entire time.

One of my teammates said afterwards that she commented, "He's either gay or a robot."

Of course his reply was, "Pretty sure he's not a robot." and left it at that.

That's what friends are for.

Now I'd think you're being rude.

She goes to the effort of putting on a show, and you don't give her any consideration!

 

[lovecraft68]

Now I'd think you're being rude.

She goes to the effort of putting on a show, and you don't give her any consideration!

I never said I didn't look, just not during a match.

 

[Lifestyle66]

I never said I didn't look, just not during a match.

"Consideration" is a legal term in business transactions or contract law.

What did you give her as compensation for her efforts to put on a show? That's like watching a good street performer for fifteen or twenty minutes, enjoying their show, then walking away without leaving a tip!

How rude!

 

[lovecraft68]

"Consideration" is a legal term in business transactions or contract law.

What did you give her as compensation for her efforts to put on a show? That's like watching a good street performer for fifteen or twenty minutes, enjoying their show, then walking away without leaving a tip!

How rude!

Keep it in your pants, some of us can look at a woman and not lose their mind.

 

[Lifestyle66]

Keep it in your pants, some of us can look at a woman and not lose their mind.

And that's why we disagree so often.

You'll never appreciate the effort some women put into looking good for us.

When my wife exposes her tits to me in a card game, she does it jokingly and knows she trying to distract me. And I appreciate her effort, so I might not try as hard to win!

And when I do something labor intensive for her or which requires skills she doesn't have, I trust she'll eventually reward me, too.

When I do something for her, she'll lovingly say, "I know you did that because you love me."

I'll reply "Well, there is that. But you know, I really do it for the blowjobs."

We have a great relationship.

 

[nice90sguy]

Keep it in your pants, some of us can look at a woman and not lose their mind.

I agree, but I don't write those women.

 

[lovecraft68]

I agree, but I don't write those women.

I'm talking real life, no one writes them, some men just are, well, men.

 

[Dirtydaydream94]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!! View attachment 2499634

Welcome feel free to inbox me anytime

 

[Noone45]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!! View attachment 2499634

You're sooo beautiful

 

[Djmac1031]

Hi. Welcome aboard. As I'm sure you've already noticed, the mere fact that you are a woman and considered by most societal standards to be attractive has already stirred the nest of controversy that is a regular part of this forum.

But im sure you're used to it and seem to be able to handle yourself.

Have fun and welcome to the asylum.

 

[Djmac1031]

Oh and keep an eye out for the guys who talk a good game about being the Champion Of Women here because they're also the ones trying to slip into your DMs or defaming you behind your back.

 

[AoiEndo]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!! View attachment 2499634

How can you be so beautiful?

 

[SkyBubble]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!! View attachment 2499634

Welcome, SpicyBean.

 

[SkyBubble]

What kind of stuff do you write?

 

[Badxxxwifey]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!! View attachment 2499634

So prettyyy

 

[GallantWriter]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!! View attachment 2499634

Could definitely find myself brainstorming and writing something with you around Bean. I haven't written anything here for a long while, but when a potential muse appears, writing ideas do flow. Glad you're here!

 

[Crownvic]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!! View attachment 2499634

Hot and spicy 🌶

 

[txkhm]

I am a newbie here to this site! I say newbie, I remember sneaking onto my mums laptop when I was far too young to be consuming the content we all know and love here but now I’m back in my mid 20s as a prolific lover, and now writer, of smut. I guess I wanted to get to know some other fellow writers, be able to brainstorm ideas (the more taboo the better), and hopefully make some virtual writing friends! I have no idea how most of this works so please be gentle with meeee! Anyway, I’m Bean and I hope to hear from some of you soon!!! View attachment 2499634

You are gorgeous! Looking forward to read some of your stories.