mortage spam

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does anyone else here get endless mortgage spam in their email boxes? i figured it out, there's apparently something called a "bondage loan" and they're CLEARLY confused on my usage of the word bondage...

so anyway, am i the lone ranger on this or does it happen to all you guys too?
 
All the time!! Don't feel like the only one, I'm sure just about everyone gets them from time to time.

The ones that I actually laugh at are the ones for enlarging my penis. LOL They really need to not assume that I have one. ;)
 
Me too. Loans, penis enlargement, Viagra and bestiality. I had a friend that was complaining amount the amount of spam she was getting and I thought it was because of sites that she had visited so I made her a new web address. We didn't even use the new address or visit any sites and when we logged on with it about after an hour there was already about 15 porn spams.
 
Thanks, bunny.

I couldn't figure out why I go so much mortgage spam.

Now, who thinks I need that penis enlargement?


:devil:
 
my job includes being a spam-blocker for web.dol.net and thusly, i get to look at all of the messages titles which were sent more than 25 times. almost half of them are "are you happy with the size of your member?" or "enlarge your penis!" or "is she REALLY happy" or "size DOES matter!" and all kinds of penis-related spam! the other half are "careful, you might see your friend's mom on this site!" or "this crazy girl does it with dogs!" or "i snuck a camera into my sistter's bedroom..."

i'm not sure what makes the spammers decide to send their messages to a person, but it clearly isn't working very well because, not only do i block all those, but you girls are all CLEARLY not in need of cock enlarging drugs!
 
bunny bondage said:
my job includes being a spam-blocker for web.dol.net and thusly, i get to look at all of the messages titles which were sent more than 25 times.

So, you actually get to read other peoples mail? I could learn to like a job like that...

:rose:
 
dixicritter said:
All the time!! Don't feel like the only one, I'm sure just about everyone gets them from time to time.

The ones that I actually laugh at are the ones for enlarging my penis. LOL They really need to not assume that I have one. ;)

Uh huh.
And I get the ones for breast enlargement. :rolleyes:



Actualy, if you post to a board or send an unsecured e-mail with the words bondage or loan in them and it's picked up by a 'bot, you get on those spammers lists.
 
MissTaken said:
Thanks, bunny.

I couldn't figure out why I go so much mortgage spam.

Now, who thinks I need that penis enlargement?


:devil:

Perhaps your sub thinks you need a strap-on enlargement?????
 
wolf2002 said:
So, you actually get to read other peoples mail? I could learn to like a job like that...

:rose:

oh my god, the things i could tell you about all these people in the northern US. for instance, this one guy is still trying to get this woman to leave her husband and be with him, though she keeps playing both sides of the field and being indecisive. he's leaving this friday and though she's sad, she's been given ultimatums. this other guy thinks that his girlfriend looks like a shetlen pony, but in a good way. apparently her rump and thighs are round but she is short in stature. OH the things i hear!

i took out the names cuz i don't wanna get in trouble...
 
I used to love the ones that said "dyke_in_DC she will love your huge new penis" or "dyke_in_DC you can keep it up lots longer" - gee, I never had a problem keeping silicone hard, and if she wanted a bigger one I could just swap it out! :D
 
bunny bondage said:
oh my god, the things i could tell you about all these people in the northern US. for instance, this one guy is still trying to get this woman to leave her husband and be with him, though she keeps playing both sides of the field and being indecisive. he's leaving this friday and though she's sad, she's been given ultimatums. this other guy thinks that his girlfriend looks like a shetlen pony, but in a good way. apparently her rump and thighs are round but she is short in stature. OH the things i hear!

i took out the names cuz i don't wanna get in trouble...

Do you think there;s anyone at Yahoo checking my messages too? Poor bastard, those are REALLY sick...
 
Right now my current bitch is against "Liz" - she really needs to get a life instead of spamming for days on end about all manner of sexual activities! :D
 
SexyChele said:
Right now my current bitch is against "Liz" - she really needs to get a life instead of spamming for days on end about all manner of sexual activities! :D
Oh yes! And sending the same thing over and over again...
She needs to try something different once in a while :D
 
Pixie said:
Oh yes! And sending the same thing over and over again...
She needs to try something different once in a while :D
I had to go and say that, didn't I...
I so was not interested in hearing about her and that horse :rolleyes:
 
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