Moridin's New "I'm Bored" Thread

[Moridin187]

Well.. I Had an "I'm Bored" Thread before... But the search function is down, and I'm not fuckin going through 40 pages of posts just to find it.. Soo.. here we go again.

Mor is bored outta his skull, he needs interaction.. Someone should talk to him before he starts posting inane polls again. Or at least to stop him from speaking in the third person.

 

[BlazeofLife]

blaze says hi, and responds by sinply stating that 3rd party interaction isn't neccessarily a bad thing, so long as one remembers which person is which.

Blaze (the 3rd, hehe)

 

[Kasha]

I am relatively bored as well..... so talk... or type actually.

 

[seXieleXie]

tell me a story moridin that should keep both of our minds occupied for a while.

 

[Moridin187]

Ahh.. Mor is glad to find another who speaks of himself in the third person. It makes Mor feel slightly less freakish. Mor wonders what has drawn blaze to this particular thread and how blaze is doing tonight

Kasha, what's up? Where you from? Don't think we've ever interacted before, tell 'ole Mor a bit about yerself.

 

[Wiggles]

<--------Bored girl here also.

So what's your favorite last hour before dawn, too stoned to do anything productive, hope I pass out soon movie?

I have two, The Rocky Horror Picture show, and Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory.

Close third: The Gremlins.

 

[SempreAngela]

Mor, can I be the third person? I don't mind sloppy thirds! *blink*

 

[BlazeofLife]

Ah, Blaze is also gratified to realize that he is not alone in his freakish state of the 3rd person. As to the drawing of Blaze's persona to this particular thread, Blaze would have to say that it was the top thread at the time, and so attracted his attention. Odd how such details tend to pique Blaze's interest at this time of night. Blaze would say more on this topic, however, he has begun to notice that the word 'Blaze' is appearing an inordinate number of times in his thread, so Blaze will therefore end this missive now, and wait for another opportunity to continue his inane ramblings.

Blaze

 

[Moridin187]

<--------Bored girl here also.

So what's your favorite last hour before dawn, too stoned to do anything productive, hope I pass out soon movie?

I have two, The Rocky Horror Picture show, and Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory.

Close third: The Gremlins.

Oh, that's easy.. I watched this movie a couple years ago.. I'd smoked an ounce with one of my buddies, and he'd passed out.. it was about 4 and I was watching UPN.. a movie came on.. it was called "Surviving the Game" with Ice T..

Kicked some ass I tell you what. Ice T getting hunted like an animal by a bunch of rednecks through the woods.

 

[Wiggles]

Ice T getting hunted like an animal by a bunch of rednecks through the woods.

I can definitely see how that would be appealing.

 

[Moridin187]

Mor, can I be the third person? I don't mind sloppy thirds! *blink*

You'd only be my second Sempre, but sure!

Blaze:

Mor has noticed that when one speaks of one's self in the third person, one's name does appear quite often. Mor finds the case of Bob Dole to be an excellent example of this. Mor is somewhat saddened that the only thing that drew Blaze to his post was the fact that it was up top, but Mor will get over it, as it gives him another person to talk to. Mor wonders what else Blaze would like to ramble about, as Mor's boredom is increasing at a nearly exponential rate and he is about to resort to inventing something, which is always very dangerous. The last time Mor invented something he needed to buy new clothing and a throw rug to cover the stains on the carpet.

 

[Moridin187]

I can definitely see how that would be appealing.

lol, I almost woke my friend up.. Ice T was portraying an inner-city slum-lord.. and this guy told him how he could make some easy money being a wilderness guide. But the guy was rather shifty, and the way he phrased things... I was yelling at the TV "THEY'RE GONNA HUNT YOU DUDE! *singsong* THEY'RE GONNA HUNT YOU! THEY'RE GONNA HUNT YOU!" lol.. yes, I was rather stoned at that point.

 

[Kasha]

Hi Mor...

About me huh... well I am 26, married, creative type. I am currently un-employed but I just finished school so that is no big shocker. Hmmmmm.. let's see. I am from Texas..near Houston. I live in the Northwest now.. which I hate (too cold for me).

Oh, I just got pulled over on the way to rent movies. So, I am a bit ticked off at the moment. Here, I will tell you what happened.

So, I am driving along in my crappy 92 Nissan Sentra. Husband in tow. Chit chatting and what not, when I come to a red light. Like the good driver I am.. I stop. Staring out at the woman who looks to be about 7 months pregnant, with a grungy man thing following her to the corner. She has a stroller with a kid in it... Mind you it is 8:30 at night and about 30 or so degrees out. She lights up a cigerette... Witch. Anyhow, I am contemplating hollering out the window... some comment. Maybe... "Hey Fucklestick, Quit Breeding" but I think better of it since she had a kid with her already.

Anyhow, so the light turns green and ...again like the good driver I am, I go. I am then assaulted with bright flashing lights that nearly blind me. So, I pull over into some parking lot and proceed to wait for the copper to come and let me know what the heck it was that I did.

Now, let me give you a bit of background. I am from Houston as I said. My grandpa pays my insurance, sends me my little sticker thing for my windshield, all that . I also have Texas plates. This being because I am insured in Texas and that is where my license is from and where my permanent address is. I don't keep my registration or anything in my car, due to the fact that I live in a crackhead ass neighborhood and my car allllllways get's broken into. Last thing I need is some creepy crackhead with my personal information.

So, the cop comes to the car and I politely ask "What did you pull me over for?" He says.. "Well,..uhhhhhhhhh.. you don't have any tags." Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I say "Well, that's cause I am from Texas and we don't have those type of tags... we have these little sticker things in our windows..See." I point to the Texas shape sticker.

So, any how...the cop essentially asks me all the formal questions about insurance and id. I explain at that point that I don't have that stuff with me...and why. I go to get my id from the hubby, since he carries that in his wallet, since my purse was stolen out of the car!!! He doesn't have it..but he has my Washington stat e ID. I hand that over.

(This is long huh...lol)

Well, the cop comes back like an eternity later telling me I have no license in Texas or anywhere else and then he starts asking for my husbands information and his id.

It was a tremendous amount of rigamorole for nothing. I have all the stuff but the cops are apparently just bored and looking for someone to mess with.

It ended up, the cop has me lock up my car and tells me I can come get it with a licensed driver....dumb ass...whatever. So, then...here's the kicker.. He gives me a ticket for 890$$$$ WHATEVER.. isn't that nutty.

So, my husband and I make it over to the Denny's to have his step father come give us a ride home and then we discuss what the hell just happened. The cops were not nice nor courteous.. they were plenty rude and acted like I was some type of criminal.

I am going up to the courthouse tommorow to of course, show my license and insurance and find out what in the hell the whole thing was about.... I guess I am just thinking it was total nonsense but the cops were bored and I was an easy way to kill 45 minutes.

kasha

 

[Moridin187]

Oh don't even get me started on the kinds of horrors inflicted on me by cops in the past Kasha.. I feel your pain, completely. Tell me, are these small town cops?

Oh, and just so we're on equal footing..

I'm 19, single, jobless at the moment. I'm attending college taking a lot of social studies courses cuz I was planning on being a social studies teacher.. but I'm not so sure about that.. Either way though, I'm taking accounting so I'll have a useful job skill to work with until I figure out what it is I Do want to do in life... I have times where I'm creative.. I'm planning on writing a story for Lit someday when I get around to it, but I'm wedged under a major writer's block and have been for almost a year now, so don't expect it anytime soon.

 

[seXieleXie]

*quietly withdraws*

 

[Moridin187]

*quietly withdraws*

*takes leX by the shoulders and gently guides her back in*

Where ya goin? And why didn'tcha answer ma PM?

 

[BlazeofLife]

Blaze:

Mor has noticed that when one speaks of one's self in the third person, one's name does appear quite often. Mor finds the case of Bob Dole to be an excellent example of this. Mor is somewhat saddened that the only thing that drew Blaze to his post was the fact that it was up top, but Mor will get over it, as it gives him another person to talk to. Mor wonders what else Blaze would like to ramble about, as Mor's boredom is increasing at a nearly exponential rate and he is about to resort to inventing something, which is always very dangerous. The last time Mor invented something he needed to buy new clothing and a throw rug to cover the stains on the carpet.

Blaze is sorry for saddening Mor, but hope that he will find forgiveness in his heart. Blaze also has had unforunate experiences with creativity, however, and is loathe to invent something himself, having found that such can lead to very compromising positions. Blaze has at various times found himself in the homes of others, with members of the opposite sex who might otherwise have engendered little attraction from him, in situations which might best be described as embarrassing, and Blaze has little interest in repeating such episodes.

 

[Kasha]

sorta small.

I live in Spokane. Which..from what I've seen on the news in inundated with meth heads and pedophiles. Yep, that's where I get to live.

My poor husband get's harassed by cops everywhere we live.. not really sure why. He is pretty clean cut looking. He is half Mexican and Caucasion. He got it pretty bad when we were living in the small town outside of Houston.

I just don't understand cops. I mean they want the community to feel comfortable with them and give them all kinda tax money. But the only people I am ever see them messing with are usually non criminal types. I would think that if this city is so filled up with icky pedophiles and meth head, then they would have better things to do than to pull me over when I am trying to go rent a dang video.

I just don't have such a friendly feeling towards my local law enforcement.

OH... and I was just reading the ticket.. The guy put all kinda wrong information.. Wrong model of car, didn't put my right information for my address AND didn't even spell the name of the street he pulled me over on.

So, you are studying Social Studies to be a teacher. That sounds great. I was thinking I wanted to be a teacher for quite some time. I think I would be a great elementary school teacher... who knows I may still do it. I haven't written anything for Lit yet. I think I am a little afraid to... but maybe once I get a good idea I will.

 

[seXieleXie]

*takes leX by the shoulders and gently guides her back in*

Where ya goin? And why didn'tcha answer ma PM?

sowwy. i'm easily distracted. i probably saw something shiney right after reading it. that kind of thing always throws off my concentration
....
oOoOoOo a gum wrapper!

 

[Moridin187]

Blaze is sorry for saddening Mor, but hope that he will find forgiveness in his heart. Blaze also has had unforunate experiences with creativity, however, and is loathe to invent something himself, having found that such can lead to very compromising positions. Blaze has at various times found himself in the homes of others, with members of the opposite sex who might otherwise have engendered little attraction from him, in situations which might best be described as embarrassing, and Blaze has little interest in repeating such episodes.

Mor is a very forgiving person and will not hold Blaze's words or actions against him. Moridin has yet to find himself in such compromising positions, but usually winds up somewhat injured while inventing things. Mor invented something once that he thought would sell well, but was told by family and friends that he was a fucking moron. Mor still thinks a cigarette pack with 20 built in matches and a striking surface would be a great idea...

 

[Moridin187]

Re: sorta small.

I live in Spokane. Which..from what I've seen on the news in inundated with meth heads and pedophiles. Yep, that's where I get to live.

My poor husband get's harassed by cops everywhere we live.. not really sure why. He is pretty clean cut looking. He is half Mexican and Caucasion. He got it pretty bad when we were living in the small town outside of Houston.

I just don't understand cops. I mean they want the community to feel comfortable with them and give them all kinda tax money. But the only people I am ever see them messing with are usually non criminal types. I would think that if this city is so filled up with icky pedophiles and meth head, then they would have better things to do than to pull me over when I am trying to go rent a dang video.

I just don't have such a friendly feeling towards my local law enforcement.

OH... and I was just reading the ticket.. The guy put all kinda wrong information.. Wrong model of car, didn't put my right information for my address AND didn't even spell the name of the street he pulled me over on.

So, you are studying Social Studies to be a teacher. That sounds great. I was thinking I wanted to be a teacher for quite some time. I think I would be a great elementary school teacher... who knows I may still do it. I haven't written anything for Lit yet. I think I am a little afraid to... but maybe once I get a good idea I will.

This'll give you an idea of the cops in the town I grew up in...

When I was 14 I was out with my friends.. I'd already had dealings with the police several times.. anyway, I didn't come home when I was supposed to (lost track of time) and my ma called the cops and asked 'em to look out for me and tell me to come home when they saw me.

They found me about half an hour later, sitting in the mall 2 miles from my house, shooting the shit with my friends.

I was handcuffed, put in the back of the car, and processed through the police station for "running away"

 

[BlazeofLife]

Blaze thinks that Mor's idea is very good indeed, and know several people who would be greatly appreciative should such an idea be brought to fruition. Blaze thinks that Mor's creativity should remain unstifled by the comments of others, as the idea of having a means of inflamation in direct proximity to the source of one's nicotine cravings is pure genius. Blaze does not think that Mor is a 'Fucking moron', and is glad that Mor is so forgiving.

 

[Kasha]

That is really sucky. My mom pulled some shit like that on me.. she wasn't trying to be "motherly" just a pain in the ass. My mom used to drink...like way too much. So, I had enogh and I tok off. I hid in a Party supply store for like 4 hours. A friend of my uncles was in the same shopping center so she took me home with her. She knew my mom was a nut ball... Anyhow, my mom freaked and called the law and then when I called her to let her know I was okay but just no ready to come back to her shithole house.. she freaked even more and came to get me with the cops.

The cop put me in the back of the car and started telling me how my mom was so great and I was ..get this.. lucky she cared about me so much... I thought.. Geez... on the ride over did she suck your dick..lol. Anyhow, it ended up us fighting for days and then I took off and went back to Texas.

 

[Moridin187]

That is really sucky. My mom pulled some shit like that on me.. she wasn't trying to be "motherly" just a pain in the ass.

No.. see.. that's just the thing.. My ma didn't want the cops to pick me up, she knew I hadn't run away. She just couldn't get ahold of me and thought she'd call on our "friendly" local police force to get the message to me...

Other nice things the cops have done for me:
Picked me up for shoplifting with absolutely no evidence whatsoever
Dragged my mother, kicking and screaming, from the house at three o'clock in the morning
Advised parents to file assault charges on me after their kids attacked me 3-on-1..

 

[Moridin187]

Blaze thinks that Mor's idea is very good indeed, and know several people who would be greatly appreciative should such an idea be brought to fruition. Blaze thinks that Mor's creativity should remain unstifled by the comments of others, as the idea of having a means of inflamation in direct proximity to the source of one's nicotine cravings is pure genius. Blaze does not think that Mor is a 'Fucking moron', and is glad that Mor is so forgiving.

Mor thought it was a good idea as well... Mor has, many times, had to resort to lighting cigarettes off of stove burners.. Mor is now thinking again about his idea, and possibly patenting it. Mor thinks that would be very cool to be set for life at the age of 19 having come from white trash background. Mor also thinks it could further his goals of conquering the world..