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[Le Chevalier]

I was walking to the living room when I stubbed my f**king toe on a shoe. It feels so damn good. I like pain but not that much. Are any of you people part of the River of Life International Church? I sure as hell hope not. Over the summer I worked at a hotel as a caterer. This church comes in every day and we have to serve them. They are the type of people who grab each others heads and fall down on the ground because they "feel the spirit." Such garbage. They just left a big mess. So me and my friend are sitting there, waiting for these people to take a hike so we can go in, clean up the place and get the hell out of there. We're staring at them through the kitchen/ballroom window, watching them throw each opther around the room, chanting to the Lord. Mexican music is no engraved into my head forever because all of the kitchen staff is Mexican. I can play the God-damned accordion and I haven't ever touched one before. Then we have to work in the restaurant. That sucks because it's so monotonous but hey, at least we get tips and the waitresses are cool. So we're sitting outside, smoking cigarettes and the assistant manager comes out and bitches at us to get to work. We're like, "what work?" we're done in the restaurant and the f**king bible thumpers aren't done. So this dick makes us haul tables back and forth to the sister company. Real fun.