More Sexual Misadventures with Todd

[Todd]

Well here I was restoring a hard wood floor.

I was using one of those big industrial Orbital while naked {out in the country had the house all to myself for 8 hours.

I was pushinging this huge vibrating machine aoround the floor back and forth.

And well i got thinking to myself {i had nothing better to do and i knew it would be dangeous, thinking that is} that vibrating might be good for something fun, so I upped and flopped my balls and cock on the handle while I was psuhing this beast around.

Well in no time the vibrating proved stimulating and I was fully erect and thinking of the lovely ladies around here and online.

Well I left my cock sitting there on the vibrating handle as I went about my work.

Well within 5 minutes I was shooting my load. Out of curiosity I decided to see if there would be recovery and lo and behold there was.

I spent 8 hours cumming all day long, most of it was empty loads after the first hour but what the hey, free sex they say and STD free.

It was fun I would recommend it for any guy with a over actve libido that needs taming or any woman who wants to give her clit a good work out

 

[MissTaken]

Well, now that you mention it....?

What is an Orbital?

Can I get one at Sears?

 

[Todd]

Re: Well, now that you mention it....?

What is an Orbital?

Can I get one at Sears?

Orbital Sander, you should be able to get one at sears, if not reant one from the local rental company.

25$ a day you can't go wrong for cheap safe sex

 

[lobito]

although I've never tried it myself, my wife swears by her jack rabbit. I don't think that even I compare to that damned thing sometimes.

MissTaken, how about a handheld sander, cost about $20, just don't use the side that you put the sandpaper on.

 

[MissTaken]

Geesh! Sounds dangerous!

However, when the the double Aa battery operated toys aren't enough..................

 

[Todd]

although I've never tried it myself, my wife swears by her jack rabbit. I don't think that even I compare to that damned thing sometimes.

MissTaken, how about a handheld sander, cost about $20, just don't use the side that you put the sandpaper on.

believe me the handheld is like a battery power toy compared to this Orbital sander

 

[Renegade]

Well in no time the vibrating proved stimulating and I was fully erect and thinking of the lovely ladies around here and online.

So who were you thinking of from here? Want names, dude.

 

[MissTaken]

although I've never tried it myself, my wife swears by her jack rabbit. I don't think that even I compare to that damned thing sometimes.

MissTaken, how about a handheld sander, cost about $20, just don't use the side that you put the sandpaper on.

Ummm thanks for the pointers!

I might just stick with the cordless drill with 60 attachments for now!

 

[Todd]

So who were you thinking of from here? Want names, dude.

a guy doesn't fanatsize and tell now does he?

 

[MissTaken]

a guy doesn't fanatsize and tell now does he?

Since when????

 

[miles]

Ewwwwwwwww

Didn't the sander just erase all the skin off your johnson?

Sounds kinda maso to me.

 

[Chuckus]

Damn Todd, now I won't be able to sand a floor without that visual in my head.........arrrrgggghhhhhhhh

I just hope you don't have any splinters

 

[pabloback]

a guy doesn't fanatsize and tell now
does he?

sex doesnt finish when you cum but when you get down the bar and tell everyone else how great it was

 

[Phoenyx]

didnt you say that if you had sex the world was gonna end thats whyyou were staying a virgin... (no masturbation, oral,or even holding hands...) and if ya did we got to kick the living cum outta you for ending the world??