More Random Thoughts

[barefootgirl69]

I find myself thinking about the poor bunny wabbit in Fatal Attraction and I can’t think why

I shouldn't laugh, but this is spot on. Or maybe BECAUSE it is spot on.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Guys, thanks for reminding me why I rarely post anymore. Holy shit. Lol

Bingo...you and I

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Bingo...you and I

Yes! And hi, darlin

 

[BlackCashmere]

Yes! And hi, darlin

Miss you

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dogs have a much stronger sense of smell and smell makes up a huge part of taste but somehow that doesn't stop him from eating deer shit

 

[TongueLust]

Ellen DeGeneres is awesome, I love her.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The sound of something falling inside a cupboard when you close it is the sound of someone else's problem.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Anyone over 8 years old that gets on a pogo stick should be examined and possibly institutionalized as a danger to themselves.

 

[Taten]

I wonder how much time people waste daily, while waiting around for plumbers.

 

[vibes]

I wonder how much time people waste daily, while waiting around for plumbers.

... let's hope their wait is fruitful at least

 

[Taten]

... let's hope their wait is fruitful at least

Well you know

 

[mnbreastluver]

We have somehow made sitting in a chair at 30,000 feet,, hurtling through the sky at well over 500 mph the safest form of travel, but we can't stop 100 people dying every year from choking on pen caps.

 

[DeckardNYC]

You can actually choke to death from eating peanut butter. Especially direct from the jar. Look it up.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You can actually choke to death from eating peanut butter. Especially direct from the jar. Look it up.

Yes, I could see that.


The orgasm and the sneeze are uncannily similar in build up and ending.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Yes, I could see that.


The orgasm and the sneeze are uncannily similar in build up and ending.

Hmm. So pepper is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

The chemical composition of urine and sweat are very similar.

 

[HBergeron]

Spare me from the assholes who think it's okay to disrespect you and then try to put it on you for not having a 'sense of humor'.

 

[rlaflamme]

Just need a bit more quiet time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hooters would make far more money if they converted from being a breastaurant to being a place where you could drink beer and pet actual owls.

 

[emsway]

Five more minutes.

 

[doowopdoowop]

Them grapes

 

[SuperSissy]

How did the first person to bake bread come up with the process?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Honey is just bug puke made from plant jizz.

Hope nobody is eating something with honey at the moment.

 

[Xerxes82]

Two wrongs don't make a right. But if wrongs are anything like lefts, then three do.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Gary Cooper is literally the love of my life, and he’s dead.

Better to have loved and lost?

 

[rlaflamme]

Sometimes the world moves to fast.