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Awwwww, that’s so cool! You have a magical penis, too?! Mine vibrates and doesn’t come with emotional blackmail...does yours?
 
While I may not be around, reach out in that way we are connected, and you will feel my hugs.:heart:

Nods... I was kinda wondering where heck you were last week... :( my fault for allowing jealousy to trump friendship.
 
Nods... I was kinda wondering where heck you were last week... :( my fault for allowing jealousy to trump friendship.

I've been going through a trying time myself in the past couple of weeks. As such my mind has been in chaos.

That and withdrawal effects from medication and my head has a constant buzz.:heart:
 
It would be awesome if we had an alarm clock that puts us to sleep instantly at a certain time instead of waking us up.
 
When you think you’re puking blood and then remember you had a red Gatorade 🤦🏻*♀️
 
When you think you’re puking blood and then remember you had a red Gatorade 🤦🏻*♀️

lol...or, more recently for me, I spotted a small piece of red in my pee...and got worried until I realized that it was some lint from the red blanket I placed over me on the couch.
 
Sex is used to sell almost everything, yet if you offer money for sex itself you can go to jail.
 
I think you need help! :heart: Maybe if the taco truck sold sex.........no that wouldn't work.

Yes, I once went to a sex addict group meeting but got kicked out for meeting new conquests.


Maybe sometimes you lose a pair of socks but don't notice it like when you lose a single one.
 
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