More Random Thoughts

My home state, California changed the law so that stealing a car that is worth less than $950 is no longer a felony, but a misdemeanor.

Anybody driving a car worth $950 or less really fucking needs that car - losing it is much more damaging to him or her than anybody losing a Mercedes or BMW.

Thanks, Cali, for fucking the small people again.
 
What does it take for people to say "Oh, yes, she's awesome!" when someone mentions your name, or for people to name you on the "Litsters you miss" thread when you've taken a whole two days off, or to say "I love it when she's here" when all she does is bitch about people? :rolleyes:

Sweet Jenny - I :heart: you!

I thought this was appropriate for the Lit we are experiencing these days...

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Sweet Jenny - I :heart: you!

I thought this was appropriate for the Lit we are experiencing these days...

I always loved pineapples, but now I am thinking if I should have a hedgehog instead. Such a cutie! :):heart:

My random thoughts lies in between pomegranates and strawberries, sweets and sours, patience and forgiveness.
 
Go ahead -- riddle me this:

What is so mystifying about an elevator? I ride in one every weekday a lot. This affords me the opportunity to witness a large percentage of the population at large use the contraption, or attempt to. The simple act of stepping into the mobile box AND THEN pushing a button -- ideally the one with the same number as the floor you wish to go -- and wait for the indicator light to tell you that you have arrived. It is the most amazing thing to witness and I get to do it on a daily basis. Truly scary stuff.
 
Hmmm.. I think I'll have a grilled cheese.

More of a meal than a snack but it sounds good 😋
 
4 more days.
Fuck you, scales.
Still LOLing at “elevator toilet”.
Time for breakfast

My mind is all a-whirl.
 
Later she can recall the way those words felt in her mouth, how delicious they were, how absolutely sweet. "From now on, he's mine. "
 
Go ahead -- riddle me this:

What is so mystifying about an elevator? I ride in one every weekday a lot. This affords me the opportunity to witness a large percentage of the population at large use the contraption, or attempt to. The simple act of stepping into the mobile box AND THEN pushing a button -- ideally the one with the same number as the floor you wish to go -- and wait for the indicator light to tell you that you have arrived. It is the most amazing thing to witness and I get to do it on a daily basis. Truly scary stuff.

Ever get off on the wrong floor?
 
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