More Random Thoughts

[Miles Long]

It’s always beer o’clock at the airport.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It is annoying when you wake up in the morning and your phone isn’t charged, think how pissed off you’ll be in the future when you wake up in the morning and your car isn’t charged.

 

[beachbaby179]

I should still be in bed.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It must take forever for a giraffe to throw up...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Some things I’ve found it’s not necessary to share with your SO, or right away that is. For example:

Shit, I forgot about the car, it’s been running for 30 mins now!

You know when our nieces/nephews spent the night a few weeks back, well I forgot about The Grinch we rented from RedBox. 12 days late.

Before I went to the gym, the elementary school up the street hadn’t been plowed yet. And this new car did some fucken amazing cookies. Like three of them.

Oh, BTW I signed up for a five day bike ride this summer. *

I bought a new anal toy, but I wanna test out this DP feeling first before we ....

Oh you know that last pair of white socks you’ve been hiding from me, well I found it and laid them to rest with the other four pairs I found around Christmas.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Some things I’ve found it’s not necessary to share with your SO, or right away that is. For example:

Shit, I forgot about the car, it’s been running for 30 mins now!

You know when our nieces/nephews spent the night a few weeks back, well I forgot about The Grinch we rented from RedBox. 12 days late.

Before I went to the gym, the elementary school up the street hadn’t been plowed yet. And this new car did some fucken amazing cookies. Like three of them.

Oh, BTW I signed up for a five day bike ride this summer. *

I bought a new anal toy, but I wanna test out this DP feeling first before we ....

Oh you know that last pair of white socks you’ve been hiding from me, well I found it and laid them to rest with the other four pairs I found around Christmas.

And so .... what wrong with any of that?

 

[ashesatwork]

i also forgot my car was running happens

 

[SMNaughtywife]

And so .... what wrong with any of that?

Absolutely nothin.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Trying to use sign language while holding things is the equivalent of trying to talk with your mouth full.

 

[rlaflamme]

When you wake and are not sure if what you dreamed really happened or not.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The most popular prosthetic limb is the dildo.

 

[PWilton]

When I am horny, my judgement is greatly impaired...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Someone will be the last person to see this post

 

[kurrginatorX]

Why do some freeways have toll booths?

 

[CamronsInsider]

Absolutely nothin.

I agree. BTW, love your avatar!

 

[ydahecnot]

That sig is revelatory

 

[CamronsInsider]

I started my first thread today

 

[ashesatwork]

my stress level popped a gigantic headache

 

[BlackCashmere]

Really worried about hubbys health

 

[PapaRomantic]

Really worried about hubbys health

Praying for your hubby...please pray for my wife. It's not a fun feeling, is it.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Praying for your hubby...please pray for my wife. It's not a fun feeling, is it.

Prayers sent my friend...big hug

 

[ydahecnot]

I know most of my posts dissipate into the ether, but I kinda wish that one hadn’t

 

[mnbreastluver]

If time went backwards even for just one minute, tons of people would be violated by their poo jumping out of their toilet and back into their butts.

 

[JennyNo1]

Really worried about hubbys health

Praying for your hubby...please pray for my wife. It's not a fun feeling, is it.

Praying for both of my friends' families. (((hugs)))

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I am going to stop masturbating for 1 week, hope I can last