More Intimate?

[IndieSnob]

No, you're just wrong here. You need to take that all back.

Yeah, but you eat your fish and chips from Longjohn Silvers.

 

[rosco rathbone]

There's a meme or urban legend or commonly known thing about how hookers won't kiss because it's intimate and they save that for the person they have a non-pecuniary relationship with.

For a certain segment of the female populous, oral IS kissing. It's how they express the things that the hookers are saving the kiss from the tricks for.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Always the poop jokes with you.

Pooping is very intimate.

On second thought, if for some reason I'm holding a cup of poop

Do you often find yourself holding a cup of poop?

you never know who's just been holding a cup of poop, apparently

Somewhere on a deserted highway in Idaho, an elderly senior who posts on Literotica.com as "Vettman" has interrupted his vacation journey and pulled off the road, simultaneously alarmed and excited that his Very Special Lit News Feed has sent no less than FIVE separate text alerts to him in the past hour....

 

[KRCummings]

Yeah, but you eat your fish and chips from Longjohn Silvers.

In a pinch. Arthur Treachers was better and there's a place in South Bend that has real English style fish and chips. So. Fucking. Good.

 

[Recidiva]

There's a meme or urban legend or commonly known thing about how hookers won't kiss because it's intimate and they save that for the person they have a non-pecuniary relationship with.

For a certain segment of the female populous, oral IS kissing. It's how they express the things that the hookers are saving the kiss from the tricks for.

Pretty sure if I was a hooker I'd kiss. I'd go all in there too.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My favorite is poutine. Cheese curds and gravy. Sounds dirty, doesn't it?

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Nooooo, it'sa good.

About four or so years ago, when the foodie culture movement was charting big and alt-chefs with tattoos were the new rock stars, hipsters here tried hard to make poutine the latest thing. You can still get it at certain places as a dish amongst many on the menu, but it can't sustain a whole shop on the Lower East Side.

 

[Recidiva]

Nooooo, it'sa good.

About four or so years ago, when the foodie culture movement was charting big and alt-chefs with tattoos were the new rock stars, hipsters here tried hard to make poutine the latest thing. You can still get it at certain places as a dish amongst many on the menu, but it can't sustain a whole shop on the Lower East Side.

I have made a hobby out of convincing servers to convince the kitchen to make poutine for me for years. I'm very persuasive.

I don't say cheese curds though. Just mozzarella and brown gravy is fine. Everybody has those three things.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Yeah but it might have been for different reasons.

a) Gross, unclean junk
b) She's a prude
c) Jaw surgery
d) Selfish/lazy

my reason for it is none of the above, I might just not like you enough to get that intimate with you, which I'm not sure is that common a reason.

a) Of course, my junk would be clean enough for her slit, but not her mouth.
b) Prude for BJ, but not so much for rough fucking. Makes sense.
c)
d)

In short, it was for the exact same reason you mentioned.

 

[ejredlady]

There are some things that you do with some people that you don't do with others, some things you might do with one person but not other things because it just doesn't feel...right.

I know for a lot of girls BJs are easier than sex if you're not ready to bang the guy yet but for me BJs are something I'll only do for somebody I really care about. That's weird, right? He can fuck me but I won't blow him unless I REALLY like him.

I won't hold your hand less I really like you, either.

For me, intimacy kinda goes in order of

Kiss -> Sex -> Hold hands -> BJ

What's your intimacy scale? What's more intimate to you?

Kissing is extremely intimate for me. I would rather give a blowjob. I can always spit or swallow depending on my attachment. and a blow job is much easier to clean up afterwards. Brush my teeth, wash my face and hand and I'm done!
they come inside me and that shit dribbles out for hours.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Feet are just disgusting as hell. Blech.

I like a nice foot.

You are one weird cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I will not have sex with anyone who thinks Friends is a watchable TV show.

Or likes coconut, honey, and 99% of condiments.

Friends is great.

Cunt.

 

[IndieSnob]

I like a nice foot.

You are one weird cunt.

Friends is great.

Cunt.

I'm sure if you asked Mike Yate's dishwasher nicely it would allow Mike to suck on your toes while you watch Friends.

 

[run_silent]

Someone is liking the word cunt tonight. She is my kind of woman.

 

[InsatiableDsire]

Kissing is extremely intimate for me. I would rather give a blowjob. I can always spit or swallow depending on my attachment. and a blow job is much easier to clean up afterwards. Brush my teeth, wash my face and hand and I'm done!
they come inside me and that shit dribbles out for hours.

Exactly!

 

[lovetoread]

I find kissing more intimate than sex.

BJ's are only for the chosen. You ever know where that wingdinger has been.

 

[LillyO]

Kissing is by far the most intimate for me.

 

[Adre]

To me it's all pretty intimate, so maybe I'm weird.

 

[blackleggings]

Kissing is by far the most intimate for me.

This.

 

[jomar]

I'm in the camp that thinks bj's are less than sex so it has often been the alternative with guys I don't want in me at the time or ever.
Ok, maybe "often" isn't the right word here. It has happened but not too frequently.
As for other types of intimacy, I dunno. I don't go to the bathroom in front of a guy and don't intentionally fart in front of one either although we've all had them slip out now and then.
That is if I went to the bathroom and farted. Which I don't.
I put kissing after holding hands but before sex and not necessary or even wanted for most bj's.
Also certain sex acts I won't do with a man unless I've been with him a while. Facials, rim jobs, anal, stuff like that. Only the top tier guys get that.

So wait, if you sort of want to brush me off with a bit of groping I might get a bj from you instead of a kiss goodnight and see you tomorrow?

 

[great lover]

I'm in the camp that thinks bj's are less than sex so it has often been the alternative with guys I don't want in me at the time or ever.
Ok, maybe "often" isn't the right word here. It has happened but not too frequently.
As for other types of intimacy, I dunno. I don't go to the bathroom in front of a guy and don't intentionally fart in front of one either although we've all had them slip out now and then.
That is if I went to the bathroom and farted. Which I don't.
I put kissing after holding hands but before sex and not necessary or even wanted for most bj's.
Also certain sex acts I won't do with a man unless I've been with him a while. Facials, rim jobs, anal, stuff like that. Only the top tier guys get that.

For someone who's been outed as a guy, you sure have a lot of opinions!

 

[run_silent]

So wait, if you sort of want to brush me off with a bit of groping I might get a bj from you instead of a kiss goodnight and see you tomorrow?

I was kind of thinking that too.

 

[Laurel]

Vinegar and sea salt keeps the plain janes away with their frisky fingers.

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I so want that right now.

Do you often find yourself holding a cup of poop?

I can't remember ever holding a cup of poop. Or a bowl, or a bag.

I've held a baby's dirty diaper a couple of times, but that was only because the mother thrust it at me. So it was either accept it and put it in the garbage or drop it where it could potentially explode upon impact with the floor.

 

[Laurel]

No reason it should be shocking. He liked to watch/hear about it. Fairly common I think.
The whole thing was experimental really. Lasted about 5 minutes before we figured out it wasn't really for us.

This is really lacking details. Please fill us in.

 

[KRCummings]

This is really lacking details. Please fill us in.

Nothing fancy. A couple 3somes to start and then he watched once and I was alone with other guy in hotel room once then told him about it later. One of those things that was fun at the time but neither of us was in a big hurry to do it again and the fantasy just faded away. If husband brought it up again I might do it but maybe not. Not really my thing.

 

[IndieSnob]

Nothing fancy. A couple 3somes to start and then he watched once and I was alone with other guy in hotel room once then told him about it later. One of those things that was fun at the time but neither of us was in a big hurry to do it again and the fantasy just faded away. If husband brought it up again I might do it but maybe not. Not really my thing.

Bring up Mikes Yates to the husband.

The dishwasher could cheer you on. I dunno, sounds hot to me.