More Intimate?

[Laurel]

Holy hell.

I haven't read through this thread, but I dare anyone to out-intimate this.

Me neither. I wrote a response, got distracted, then posted it without reading what other people wrote. But to answer your question:

You and Phelia have to fight over who takes me up the rear and who gets the front.

*dreamy sigh*

and

*blows wad on iman's t-shirt as he can't find his sock*

wtf! Who are you people?

 

[Recidiva]

I get it though. It is tacky, in a way, to scream about how much you love/are loved by/have the greatest husband man partner lesbian lover etc ever. Because what does it accomplish, aside from fuel your own ego and make other people feel bad? What competition are you trying to win? Does it do anyone, aside from you, any good? (I'm using you in the general sense, not you specifically). I think when people are in love it bursts out of them and they can't help but be a little bit smug, feel a little like the cat who got the canary because they know most other people don't get to feel as happy as they do now. And don't get me wrong, I am (as Iman pointed out haha) VERY guilty of this myself. So I do it too, but I totally get why people would get shitty at me for doing it.

I think you can also do it in a fairly tactful way as well. Sometimes people will find ANY excuse to squeeze in some mention of how fantastic their SO is and that point even I want to barf and start gouging eyes out.

I have learned. I'm really not...and nobody laugh. Okay, you can laugh. I don't really come here to offend people. I just...do it by my...beingatude.

And the fact that I insult people directly and by implication. That could be it.

BUT. I do think that some people are anti-romance in modern culture. Rather like...if an author wants to be taken seriously and wishes to be in the fiction section and not the "romance" section, they better fucking well not be romantic. Screw that shit.

I'm romantic and I know it. (leaves time for more laughing...) But out of respect for general social attitudes (yes, I can detect them even if I choose not to honor them) I keep it down. Well, more down than I used to.

 

[bg23]

That totally sucks.



You're pretty smart for a short girl.

I know what you mean about feeling like a fool. That's the worst feeling in the world, feeling like somebody is laughing behind your back and all the while you're oblivious. Calls for some serious "want to cut you!" violence. And it makes you feel stupid, makes you doubt yourself and question your own self worth because how could you have been dumb enough to trust them? But it's not a reflection on you - it's a reflection on that piece of shit. All you're guilty of is being open and trusting and caring about your friendship - their shittiness is about them, and only them. These people never think about anyone but themselves, they're good at manipulating and lying and using people - that's why they fool so many others too!

Hey, who're you calling shorty...SHORTY!

 

[Laurel]

I know what you mean about feeling like a fool. That's the worst feeling in the world, feeling like somebody is laughing behind your back and all the while you're oblivious. Calls for some serious "want to cut you!" violence. And it makes you feel stupid, makes you doubt yourself and question your own self worth because how could you have been dumb enough to trust them? But it's not a reflection on you - it's a reflection on that piece of shit. All you're guilty of is being open and trusting and caring about your friendship - their shittiness is about them, and only them. These people never think about anyone but themselves, they're good at manipulating and lying and using people - that's why they fool so many others too!

Hey, who're you calling shorty...SHORTY!

That's MIZ Shorty to you, Short Stuff.

Lit should have a Short Girl gang. We could wear leather jackets and big boots and brass knuckles and big red lips and walk around shoulder to shoulder flicking our hair and popping our bubblegum all menacingly.

But you're 120% on target there. And you're right. They were only in our lives for a short time, but they have to live with themselves forever.

 

[IndieSnob]

That's MIZ Shorty to you, Short Stuff.

Lit should have a Short Girl gang. We could wear leather jackets and big boots and brass knuckles and big red lips and walk around shoulder to shoulder flicking our hair and popping our bubblegum all menacingly.

But you're 120% on target there. And you're right. They were only in our lives for a short time, but they have to live with themselves forever.

Could I join although I'm not a girl?

I could flick my beard, and I am told I look good in heels. Plus it helps me be a little taller.

 

[Laurel]

Could I join although I'm not a girl?

I could flick my beard, and I am told I look good in heels. Plus it helps me be a little taller.

Can you pull off a true red lipstick?

 

[Laurel]

Always the poop jokes with you.

http://woodyafterhours.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2010-06-02_Poop_Jokes.png

 

[IndieSnob]

Can you pull off a true red lipstick?

You've seen these lips! I just have to be careful not to get it in my beard or mustache.

Plus, and I know this sounds funny, but I get told by girls all the time how jealous they are of my eyebrows and lashes.

*shrug*

 

[IndieSnob]

Pooping is very intimate.

 

[butters]

You've seen these lips! I just have to be careful not to get it in my beard or mustache.

Plus, and I know this sounds funny, but I get told by girls all the time how jealous they are of my eyebrows and lashes.

*shrug*

you so flicked your hair when you said that, didn't you?
hair, beard, pubes... whatever

 

[KRCummings]

Pooping is very intimate.

It is unless you're part of a female duo and there's only one cup available. Then what do you do? It can be a real dilemma.

 

[Laurel]

It is unless you're part of a female duo and there's only one cup available. Then what do you do? It can be a real dilemma.

You don't share. Not fries, not soda, and certainly not...that.

On second thought, if for some reason I'm holding a cup of poop, and someone asks, "Can I have some?" then I'll just give them the whole cup and walk away. Forever.

If you need me, I'll be dry heaving in the corner.

 

[IndieSnob]

Two shorties, one cup.

 

[KRCummings]

You don't share. Not fries, not soda, and certainly not...that.

On second thought, if for some reason I'm holding a cup of poop, and someone asks, "Can I have some?" then I'll just give them the whole cup and walk away. Forever.

If you need me, I'll be dry heaving in the corner.

Do you often find yourself holding a cup of poop?

 

[butters]

You don't share. Not fries, not soda, and certainly not...that.

On second thought, if for some reason I'm holding a cup of poop, and someone asks, "Can I have some?" then I'll just give them the whole cup and walk away. Forever.

If you need me, I'll be dry heaving in the corner.

^altruist

*nods*

 

[Recidiva]

I don't want to share anyone's fries anymore.

 

[butters]

I don't want to share anyone's fries anymore.

you never know who's just been holding a cup of poop, apparently

 

[Recidiva]

you never know who's just been holding a cup of poop, apparently

I guess it just...doesn't come up...and for that I'm grateful.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I don't want to share anyone's fries anymore.

Vinegar and sea salt keeps the plain janes away with their frisky fingers.

http://cdn.hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/farside-fries-salt-vinegar.JPG

 

[Recidiva]

Vinegar and sea salt keeps the plain janes away with their frisky fingers.

My favorite is poutine. Cheese curds and gravy. Sounds dirty, doesn't it?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSupYiOfKZPHKHXFUHQE-Qsy5_ZSzHEFa6TjrHare_6S9DtT6hQ

 

[butters]

Vinegar and sea salt keeps the plain janes away with their frisky fingers.

http://cdn.hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/farside-fries-salt-vinegar.JPG

nom

My favorite is poutine. Cheese curds and gravy. Sounds dirty, doesn't it?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSupYiOfKZPHKHXFUHQE-Qsy5_ZSzHEFa6TjrHare_6S9DtT6hQ

ewww

 

[IndieSnob]

People who put vinegar on anything, especially fish and chips...so fucking wrong.
Just gross.

 

[Recidiva]

ewww

More for me!

 

[IndieSnob]

ewww

I dare say I'd rather eat poutine than curry.

 

[KRCummings]

People who put vinegar on anything, especially fish and chips...so fucking wrong.
Just gross.

No, you're just wrong here. You need to take that all back.