More Intimate?

[bg23]

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I enjoy giving BJs so it's one of the first things I want to do with a guy - it makes me wet when I give them, so it's a nice foreplay.

I find kissing to be very personal/intimate, though. And hugging, cuddling.

i love joey! and the first time i ever saw that episode i was like YES YES YES

That made me think of Lincoln Logs. Remember those?



EXACTLY

it is sometimes very difficult to get narky at the other person for taking your food if they paid for it. i wish there was some kind of etiquette on how to yell at the guy who buys you dinner for stealing your food. i went on a date with a guy once who ate off my plate without asking. it was a second date, there was no third.

I will not have sex with anyone who thinks Friends is a watchable TV show.

Or likes coconut, honey, and 99% of condiments.

i LOVE friends! i go through the entire 10 seasons every so often when i'm feeling blue.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dude, if you're going to ride my ass, just get it over and tell me you want to fuck me already.

 

[yossi]

Recently I've had a supposed friendship go spectacularly wrong. This is someone to whom I confided a whole lot of really embarrassing secrets, shared lots of stuff I'd never shared with anyone. And though we're not friends and don't talk, I can tell by their occasional sarcastic remarks that they remember all those things I told them and laugh about it, that they think I'm a big loser. I'd give an arm to go back in time and unshare it all, but once it's out there, it's out there.

In light of that - were I single, I'd rather fuck someone sideways and senseless every which way than tell them a single secret or personal something about me.

Fuck them. How humans can be so petty and yet so obliviously, or not so obliviously high and mighty is beyond me.

Opening up to people is very intimate for me as well - not something I trust very many people with.

Also, spanking, tying/restraint and the like are very much in the same vein. I have to know my best interests will be at the forefront of my partner's mind.

 

[islandman]

I've learned not to start too many "I love my husband!" threads.

It attracts sour fruit. Thrown at my face.

Not the intended reaction.

BUT I DO LOVE MY FUCKING HUSBAND AND HE IS FREAKING AWESOME!

EVERYONE! YEAH! I DO!

RIGHT NOW!

STILL!

Yeah.

No sour fruit here; I'm just teasing her because that's my way to show affection.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Dude, if you're going to ride my ass, just get it over and tell me you want to fuck me already.

I'll only fuck you if it irritates you......so no lube k?

 

[IndieSnob]

Yeah, I don't think your cock would be large enough to make anything hurt, so don't worry.

 

[bg23]

Christ, yet another 'bg23-I-have-an-awesome-fiance' thread.

It's not!!! Almost every encounter I've talked about here has been with some other schmoe!

 

[Recidiva]

No sour fruit here; I'm just teasing her because that's my way to show affection.

Yeah, I figured that.

But it's true. WORST place to go on Valentine's Day when you're in love? Lit.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Yeah, I don't think your cock would be large enough to make anything hurt, so don't worry.

Size is totally irrelevant..

The hurt will be in a few months hero...maybe even a couple years.....and that itching burning hell will last a life time.

 

[islandman]

It's not!!! Almost every encounter I've talked about here has been with some other schmoe!

Pro tip: you should only have one fiance at a time.

Yeah, I figured that.

But it's true. WORST place to go on Valentine's Day when you're in love? Lit.

I would think a wedding would be a worse place to be.

Especially if you get to sit at the 'Singles' table.

 

[bg23]

Dude, if you're going to ride my ass, just get it over and tell me you want to fuck me already.

Look man, I didn't think I needed to spell it out

 

[IndieSnob]

Look man, I didn't think I needed to spell it out

You and Phelia have to fight over who takes me up the rear and who gets the front.

*dreamy sigh*

 

[Recidiva]

I would think a wedding would be worse place to be.

Especially if you get to sit at the 'Singles' table.

*starts to cry with loud snuffles* oh...ohkay...you...win... *blows nose on islandman's shirt*

 

[BotanyBoy]

I always enjoyed being single from like thanks giving to post V day....get a new car and a new gf....let someone else pay the "Love = money spent!!" holiday taxes.

 

[islandman]

*blows nose on islandman's shirt*

I haven't read through this thread, but I dare anyone to out-intimate this.

 

[IndieSnob]

I haven't read through this thread, but I dare anyone to out-intimate this.

*blows wad on iman's t-shirt as he can't find his sock*

 

[Recidiva]

I haven't read through this thread, but I dare anyone to out-intimate this.

Sorry. I'll pay for the dry cleaning/cremation of said item. You just bring it out in me.

 

[islandman]

*blows wad on iman's t-shirt as he can't find his sock*

I'm going to have to burn this computer now.

Sorry. I'll pay for the dry cleaning/cremation of said item. You just bring it out in me.

That's me, Mr. Expectorant.

 

[bg23]

Fuck them. How humans can be so petty and yet so obliviously, or not so obliviously high and mighty is beyond me.

Opening up to people is very intimate for me as well - not something I trust very many people with.

Also, spanking, tying/restraint and the like are very much in the same vein. I have to know my best interests will be at the forefront of my partner's mind.

And blindfolds! You never know what they might do if they know you can't see them!

Yeah, I figured that.

But it's true. WORST place to go on Valentine's Day when you're in love? Lit.

I get it though. It is tacky, in a way, to scream about how much you love/are loved by/have the greatest husband man partner lesbian lover etc ever. Because what does it accomplish, aside from fuel your own ego and make other people feel bad? What competition are you trying to win? Does it do anyone, aside from you, any good? (I'm using you in the general sense, not you specifically). I think when people are in love it bursts out of them and they can't help but be a little bit smug, feel a little like the cat who got the canary because they know most other people don't get to feel as happy as they do now. And don't get me wrong, I am (as Iman pointed out haha) VERY guilty of this myself. So I do it too, but I totally get why people would get shitty at me for doing it.

I think you can also do it in a fairly tactful way as well. Sometimes people will find ANY excuse to squeeze in some mention of how fantastic their SO is and that point even I want to barf and start gouging eyes out.

Pro tip: you should only have one fiance at a time.




I would think a wedding would be a worse place to be.

Especially if you get to sit at the 'Singles' table.

but i can have as many boyfriends as i want, right? right??

 

[butters]

there's intimacy of the flesh, and intimacy of the mind

 

[yossi]

I'm going to have to burn this computer now.

You can get a Mac.

 

[Laurel]

i've experienced that recently. found out somebody that i'd trusted for a decade had been using me, manipulating me, making up things about me behind my back to other people. it really makes you want to not trust anyone ever again.

That totally sucks.

but at the same time that's 1 person out of all the others that you have in your life who do deserve your trust, right? i try to think of all the people in my life that i'm thankful for that i have, and it lessens the sting just a little bit.

You're pretty smart for a short girl.

 

[IndieSnob]

You're pretty smart for a short girl.

Watch it! No hating on us shorties!

 

[islandman]

You can get a Mac.

There's a MacBook Air in the house right now.

If I could slap Windows on that thing....golden.

 

[yossi]

There's a MacBook Air in the house right now.

If I could slap Windows on that thing....golden.

I'm just wondering how it slipped in under your radar.