Moonwoman Aine Osiris speaks.....

[Guest]

I think I'm supposed to be some kind of oracle. I'll do my best but I'm new to this so please be patient.



~~The Oracle is open~~

 

[Nora]

Do we gotta burn incense n' stuff?

 

[Zmey]

Am I the ONE?

hi ya lady with wings

 

[Nora]

Hiya guy with the Conversation Heart.

I hope you didn't rip that particular one off of MaxP's av. He might get cold without it.

 

[Guest]

Do we gotta burn incense n' stuff?

If you feel it will help, go ahead. I'm just the oracle around here, wadda I know?

 

[honeylick]

you've been playing around with that pagan name generator, huh?

 

[Susano]

Oh magnificent oracle, whose oracularities are more authoritative than reality itself,

Why does "elf" occur twice in my Pagan name? Does this mean I should try to be more androgynous and pointy-eared, and perhaps take up archery and woodsmanship?

 

[Zmey]

Hiya guy with the Conversation Heart.

I hope you didn't rip that particular one off of MaxP's av. He might get cold without it.

Nah I just toke it to have a closer look ... he'll be fine with out it

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Moonwoman Aine Osiris speaks.....

you've been playing around with that pagan name generator, huh?

*Large innocent eyes*

no.

 

[Guest]

Oh magnificent oracle, whose oracularities are more authoritative than reality itself,

Why does "elf" occur twice in my Pagan name? Does this mean I should try to be more androgynous and pointy-eared, and perhaps take up archery and woodsmanship?

No, the "S" on the Pagan typewriter was broken. You have to be more selfish.

 

[Guest]

Am I the ONE?

Yes.

 

[Zmey]

Ok then, will Marxist gonna die?

 

[Guest]

Ok then, will Marxist gonna die?

Repeat, please.

 

[Guest]

I don't condone killing people - even Marxists. However, I'm tired so I'm closing the Oracle Booth for the night.

 

[Zmey]

I never said kill him hehe I just thought you knew when he is gonna die ...

 

[Guest]

I never said kill him hehe I just thought you knew when he is gonna die ...

Well, I do but I'm closed for the night.

 

[Zmey]

well then where is my fucking cookie ?!

 

[Guest]

well then where is my fucking cookie ?!

In the fucking packet with the rest of the fucking cookies.

 

[Cleopatra]

Dear Oracle,

Who's better, you, or my Magic 8-ball?

Sincerely, Cleo

 

[Guest]

Dear Oracle,

Who's better, you, or my Magic 8-ball?

Sincerely, Cleo

No-one dares pretend to equal Cleo's mighty 8-ball. I'm just sitting in this draughty booth trying to look cool and oracle-like, but don't tell the others, ok?

 

[Cleopatra]

No-one dares pretend to equal Cleo's mighty 8-ball. I'm just sitting in this draughty booth trying to look cool and oracle-like, but don't tell the others, ok?

Secret's safe...

I'm afraid you got the short end, gp, oops...Moonwoman Aine Osiris. The real oracle got to sniff the sulfur fumes while she "oraclized".

And I'm glad my 8-ball still rules. That would just turn my world all wacky.

 

[Guest]

Secret's safe...

I'm afraid you got the short end, gp, oops...Moonwoman Aine Osiris. The real oracle got to sniff the sulfur fumes while she "oraclized".

And I'm glad my 8-ball still rules. That would just turn my world all wacky.

I love the smell of matches..........and rest assured your 8-ball's still in charge.

 

[Nora]

Miz Oracle? Should I bother trying to find a Valentine's Day av?

 

[Guest]

Miz Oracle? Should I bother trying to find a Valentine's Day av?

Now, Nora, you know it's The Most Important Day of the year for Hallmark. Ofcourse, you must find a suitable AV. Infact, you're a person in Lit of such good standing, I was hoping you'd set an example for others.

 

[Nora]

Now, Nora, you know it's The Most Important Day of the year for Hallmark. Ofcourse, you must find a suitable AV. Infact, you're a person in Lit of such good standing, I was hoping you'd set an example for others.

lol ok. Sweet or sexy? I found a couple a while ago for me and Eumenides, but in looking at them again tonight, I don't really like them.

Ok, if I find something I like I'll use it. So far everything's blown.