Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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And then there was the plan with the Trojan Rabbit. Only one thing went wrong.
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Dennis Rant Continued
Dennis "I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week."
King Arthur "Yes."
Dennis "... but all the decisions of that officer..."
King Arthur "Yes, I see."
Dennis "... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs."
King Arthur "Be quiet!"
Dennis "... but a two-thirds majority..."
King Arthur "Be quiet! I order you to shut up."
Old Woman "Order, eh – who does he think he is?"
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Dennis "I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week."
King Arthur "Yes."
Dennis "... but all the decisions of that officer..."
King Arthur "Yes, I see."
Dennis "... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs."
King Arthur "Be quiet!"
Dennis "... but a two-thirds majority..."
King Arthur "Be quiet! I order you to shut up."
Old Woman "Order, eh – who does he think he is?"
DC
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That is why I am your King!
ARTHUR
I am your king!
OLD WOMAN
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR
You don't vote for kings.
OLD WOMAN
Well, how did you become king, then?
ARTHUR
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur... That is why I am your king!
DC
ARTHUR
I am your king!
OLD WOMAN
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR
You don't vote for kings.
OLD WOMAN
Well, how did you become king, then?
ARTHUR
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur... That is why I am your king!
DC
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sueanninct said:And then there was the plan with the Trojan Rabbit. Only one thing went wrong.
"We could build a giant Badger"
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"I'm being repressed....I'm being repressed!"
"I'm being repressed....I'm being repressed!"
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"Get on with it!"
Get on with bumping this thread.
Get on with bumping this thread.
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sueanninct said:
Per Sue's request
"nest comes the Oral Sex" - Zoot
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Ammo44 said:She turned me into a newt!!!!!!
It got better.........
A DUCK -------
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CharlotteNCguy said:
If she weighs more than a duck, then she's made of wood.
And that means....
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A WITCH !!!!!!sueanninct said:
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CharlotteNCguy said:
BURN HER!!!
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one of my favorite movies of ALL TME!!
to continue this scene.....
DENNIS
Listen, strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
ARTHUR
SHUT UP!!
DENNIS
Supreme executive power weilds from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
ARTHUR!
SHUT UP!!!
DENNIS
You can't go around saying you have supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR
I order you to Shut UP!!
DENNIS
I mean, if I went around claiming I was an emperor just cause some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me up!!
Any thread about python, I'm totally there!!
dcraz said:
to continue this scene.....
DENNIS
Listen, strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
ARTHUR
SHUT UP!!
DENNIS
Supreme executive power weilds from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
ARTHUR!
SHUT UP!!!
DENNIS
You can't go around saying you have supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR
I order you to Shut UP!!
DENNIS
I mean, if I went around claiming I was an emperor just cause some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me up!!
Any thread about python, I'm totally there!!
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Re: one of my favorite movies of ALL TME!!
CodeRed316 said:to continue this scene.....
DENNIS
Listen, strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
ARTHUR
SHUT UP!!
DENNIS
Supreme executive power weilds from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
ARTHUR!
SHUT UP!!!
DENNIS
You can't go around saying you have supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR
I order you to Shut UP!!
DENNIS
I mean, if I went around claiming I was an emperor just cause some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me up!!
Any thread about python, I'm totally there!!
Cracking up!!!!! Very good!!!
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Re: one of my favorite movies of ALL TME!!
well welcome Code RedCodeRed316 said:to continue this scene.....
DENNIS
Listen, strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
ARTHUR
SHUT UP!!
DENNIS
Supreme executive power weilds from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
ARTHUR!
SHUT UP!!!
DENNIS
You can't go around saying you have supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR
I order you to Shut UP!!
DENNIS
I mean, if I went around claiming I was an emperor just cause some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me up!!
Any thread about python, I'm totally there!!
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Re: Dennis
"Help, help! I'm being repressed!!"
dcraz said:
"Help, help! I'm being repressed!!"
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Re: Re: Dennis
" Just because some watery tart throws a sword at you doesnt mean you are a king!"BrightFlower said:
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Re: Frenchie
"Why do you think I have this Outrageeeous Accenta"
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dcraz said:
"Why do you think I have this Outrageeeous Accenta"
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Re: Re: Frenchie
"Your father was a hampster and your mother smelt of elderberries"
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"Your father was a hampster and your mother smelt of elderberries"
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