Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[sueanninct]

and now for something entirely different...

Monty Python is coming to Broadway!


‘Holy Grail’ coming to Broadway

Big mistake. I don't think it's a good idea.

 

[PepperTed]

a white picket fence

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three!

 

[Warmslide]

The number shall not be...

Four, nor shall it be Two...unless thou then proceedest to Three...

Five is RIGHT OUT!

 

[BrightFlower]

You stay here, and make sure HE doesn't leave.....

 

[sueanninct]

Re: The number shall not be...

Four, nor shall it be Two...unless thou then proceedest to Three...

Five is RIGHT OUT!

Oh Lord, Bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thy enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

 

[BrightFlower]

All right, we'll call it a draw....

 

[Lady_Sam]

we are the knights who formerly said "ni"

 

[Starfyre]

Pi-e, Jesu, Domine
Dona eis requiem...

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Pi-e, Jesu, Domine
Dona eis requiem...

Forgot the <Thud!> of the board on the head

 

[sueanninct]

(Upon seeing the castle at Camelot)

"Camelot!"

"Camelot!"

"Camelot!"

"It's only a model."

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

......

I m not dead yet!

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: ......

I m not dead yet!

Yes you are!

 

[TNRkitect2b]

I'm doing much better now.... I feel Happy! <thunk!>

 

[Lady_Sam]

woman in the background beating the cat against the wall while the dead man's cart is there.

 

[Playtimes fun]

Anyone have a Shrubery!!!!

 

[Starfyre]

Anyone have a Shrubery!!!!

...one that looks nice~

and not too expensive!

 

[Warmslide]

"You MUST bring us........

another Shrubbery!

One a bit shorter...so we can get the two level effect."

(Oh those Knights who say NI)

 

[Warmslide]

Ok.....

but how many of you got laid to this movie...and was it your first???????

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Re: "You MUST bring us........

another Shrubbery!

One a bit shorter...so we can get the two level effect."

(Oh those Knights who say NI)

Those knights were EVIL ~~~~~

 

[BrightFlower]

(Upon seeing the castle at Camelot)

"Camelot!"

"Camelot!"

"Camelot!"

"It's only a model."

Shhhh!!

 

[Starfyre]

She was carving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an innerspace toothbrush, given to her by her brother-in-law, Swenge, an Oslo dentist.... star of many films such as....

 

[dcraz]

"People said I was DAFT to build a castle in the swamp! But I built one anyway."

 

[Mountain Man]

"No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! " ~FRENCH GUARD~

 

[Mountain Man]

"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! " ~Dennis~