Monosyllabic Thread

[NoJo]

It is quite hard to do this. If you try, you will find that your posts will end up like Dick and Jane.

If you want to talk of sex, while you stay with this sort of short word too, say, if you want to get a dumb chuck all hot, you may as well give up. It is just too damn hard.

 

[impressive]

It is quite hard to do this. If you try, you will find that your posts will end up like Dick and Jane.

If you want to talk of sex, while you stay with this sort of short word too, say, if you want to get a dumb chuck all hot, you may as well give up. It is just too damn hard.

Fuck me hard, stud man. Put your hot cock in my wet cunt and suck my big tits 'til I come like sweet cream fire. Spank my white cheeks while I suck your balls and ram my thumb up your tight ass. We can kiss and lick and suck and fuck 'til dawn.

PMSL!

 

[NoJo]

Fuck me hard, stud man. Put your hot cock in my wet cunt and suck my big tits 'til I come like sweet cream fire. Spank my white cheeks while I suck your balls and ram my thumb up your tight ass. We can kiss and lick and suck and fuck 'til dawn.

PMSL!

Fuck, you have just made me come in my pants. Your short words are like small jabs with a stick, which is the sort of thing that i like.

 

[Liar]

Don't you guys have things to do? You know, real things. Stuff that needs long words to pull off?

 

[NoJo]

Don't you guys have things to do? You know, real things. Stuff that needs long words to pull off?

I bet you spent a long time in thought when you made that post. I guess you now see that it is more hard to do than one would think at first sight.

 

[impressive]

Don't you guys have things to do? You know, real things. Stuff that needs long words to pull off?

I do NOT need long words to pull off -- or jerk off -- or wank -- or mast... (well, you get the idea).

We could do this for poems, too, you know?

There once was a hot chick from Lit
Who could get off with dick or with clit
She sat on Bel's lap
and gave Mat's ass a slap
and came 'tween the lick and the split

 

[NoJo]

I do NOT need long words to pull off -- or jerk off -- or wank -- or mast... (well, you get the idea).

We could do this for poems, too, you know?

There once was a poet from Lit
Who was happy with dick or with clit
She sat on Bel's lap
and gave Mat's ass a slap
and came 'tween the lick and the spit

(ahem: po-et?) I have to tell you that in spite of your rhyme skill which made me laugh, you fucked up.

 

[impressive]

(ahem: po-et?) I have to tell you that in spite of your rhyme skill which made me laugh, you fucked up.

piss!

 

[NoJo]

piss!

That post should have gone in the swear box. But you could just mean that you need to piss, in which case, go for it.

 

[impressive]

There once was a hot chick from Lit
Who was happy with dick or with clit
She sat on Bel's lap
and gave Mat's ass a slap
and came 'tween the lick and the split

I made right.

 

[matriarch]

I made right.

Wrong!!!!!!!!!!

Ha-ppy!!

Boing!

Try again.

 

[matriarch]

I do NOT need long words to pull off -- or jerk off -- or wank -- or mast... (well, you get the idea).

We could do this for poems, too, you know?

There once was a hot chick from Lit
Who was happy with dick or with clit
She sat on Bel's lap
and gave Mat's ass a slap
and came 'tween the lick and the split

You try to slap my ass and you will come off worst.

 

[impressive]

There once was a hot chick from Lit
Who could get off with dick or with clit
She sat on Bel's lap
and gave Mat's ass a slap
and came 'tween the lick and the split

Me fix one more time.

 

[BlackShanglan]

It's not hard to write with short words. It's just hard to write well.

That said, we can still suck dick or lick clits with the best of them

Shanglan

 

[impressive]

It's not hard to write with short words. It's just hard to write well.

That said, we can still suck dick or lick clits with the best of them

Shanglan

Well said, black horse!

 

[Liar]

I bet you spent a long time in thought when you made that post. I guess you now see that it is more hard to do than one would think at first sight.

Did not. I can't use words that span too far as it is, and tend to fuck up quite well when I try most of the time, so this is just the right kind of thread for me. You know, it's not that hard if you just let go of the thought of one sound per word, and say "yes" to the dumb lil kid in you that have done this since the dawn of days.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Well said, black horse!

Is that like, "How now, brown cow!"?

 

[Liar]

By the way, which short word takes up the most space when spelled? I think it's "thoughts". or to you have one that can top that?

 

[impressive]

Is that like, "How now, brown cow!"?

No, that would be: "Of course, black horse!"

 

[pop_54]

Is that like, "How now, brown cow!"?

No zoot, more like, "hold still white sheep".

 

[impressive]

No zoot, more like, "hold still white sheep".

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Liar]

No zoot, more like, "hold still white sheep".

Best post of the year so far.

 

[NoJo]

By the way, which short word takes up the most space when spelled? I think it's "thoughts". or to you have one that can top that?

strengths.

 

[pop_54]

strengths.

I'd like 2 fuck u 2 Joe

 

[BlackShanglan]

No zoot, more like, "hold still white sheep".

Ha hahahahaha !

Come here, my wool clad sweet ...