monday sleeps

[Tryharder62]

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My cousin who died in the Great Turkey killing had a father named Douglas. He was a museum curator. He was also bipolar and had a terrible time being compliant with his medications. One time in his manic episode he climbed this priceless dinosaur and started taking off his cloths yelling "Do me big Boy." He was grinding and bumping so much that the head of the dinosaur snapped. Needless to say he doesn't have that job anymore but two wealthy patrons who were there that day offered to set him up at their house. He just has to perform the same routine for them on a regular basis.

 

[blobfish]

My cousin who died in the Great Turkey killing had a father named Douglas. He was a museum curator. He was also bipolar and had a terrible time being compliant with his medications. One time in his manic episode he climbed this priceless dinosaur and started taking off his cloths yelling "Do me big Boy." He was grinding and bumping so much that the head of the dinosaur snapped. Needless to say he doesn't have that job anymore but two wealthy patrons who were there that day offered to set him up at their house. He just has to perform the same routine for them on a regular basis.

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[Tryharder62]

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This happened the same Day as the Turkey Killing. We thought it would be alright for Granny Clemintine to shuck the corn. She got it in her mind to replace some of the Kernals with her dentures teeth. See the darker Kernals. After fighting the turkeys off my poor cousin Norman and my little Dusty we came back to the house to grieve. Sure enough we heated up the corn and my Grandpa Walter choked on a tooth. Back to the ER. Sad...so, so Sad to lose him that way.

 

[blobfish]

This happened the same Day as the Turkey Killing. We thought it would be alright for Granny Clemintine to shuck the corn. She got it in her mind to replace some of the Kernals with her dentures teeth. See the darker Kernals. After fighting the turkeys off my poor cousin Norman and my little Dusty we came back to the house to grieve. Sure enough we heated up the corn and my Grandpa Walter choked on a tooth. Back to the ER. Sad...so, so Sad to lose him that way.

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[Tryharder62]

As to the pictures on posts 97,98,99. (I don't know how to get them into one post)

Anyway, Don't trust LifeNdeath to get the weed. The hallucinations are killers.

 

[Tryharder62]

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Oh how I wanted to be Pinky Tuscadero!!!!! The reality wasn't as good as the fantasy. I like to move when I dance. (Also he just lays there in bed too. I got tired of doing all the work.) Then I wasn't sure if he liked things or he didn't because all he kept saying was Ayeee!!!!!

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh and the reference to the jump the shark episode. I got it.

 

[pete]

...Then I wasn't sure if he liked things or he didn't because all he kept saying was Ayeee!!!!!

is he middle eastern?

 

[Tryharder62]

is he middle eastern?

Please tell me you recognize Fonzie from Happy Days. I am not that old. Even blobfish knows who he is and the episode that started the end of the series. You know he did the thumbs up!

 

[pete]

Please tell me you recognize Fonzie from Happy Days. I am not that old. Even blobfish knows who he is and the episode that started the end of the series. You know he did the thumbs up!

no i know, just meant that the way you wrote that made me think of a prototypical egyptian laboror getting whipped

aiiyeeee!!!

 

[Tryharder62]

He jumps the shark in his leather jacket!!!!!


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Fonzie_jumps_the_shark.PNG

 

[Tryharder62]

no i know, just meant that the way you wrote that made me think of a prototypical egyptian laboror getting whipped

aiiyeeee!!!

No he liked the whippings

 

[pete]

No he liked the whippings

my problem with 'happy days' was that it sorely lacked hot girls.
a common problem in those days, unfortunately

 

[Tryharder62]

my problem with 'happy days' was that it sorely lacked hot girls.
a common problem in those days, unfortunately

Lacked hot girls. Explain please? What about all of Fonzie's girls.

 

[pete]

Lacked hot girls. Explain please? What about all of Fonzie's girls.

they were few and far between, just passing nameless faces. i mean there were no hot regulars.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I want more sleep.

 

[islandman]

I want more sleep.

Ditto.

 

[blobfish]

I want more sleep.

I've made it my mission to ensure that you don't get it.

 

[blobfish]

Ditto.

You, on the other hand, can have as much sleep as you'd like.

 

[Tryharder62]

they were few and far between, just passing nameless faces. i mean there were no hot regulars.

Not into Mrs. Cunningham huh? I heard she could tear the sheets apart...... (and then sew them back together).

 

[neci]

i wouldn't mind crawling back into bed and sleeping the rest of the day away.

 

[blobfish]

i wouldn't mind crawling back into bed and sleeping the rest of the day away.

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