monday sleeps

[neci]

now i lay me down to sleep.

if you wake me up, i will punch you.

 

[neci]

Reclining Woman, Seen from Behind, 1916–17, Gustav Klimt. Graphite. Albertina, Vienna.

 

[blobfish]

Would you like to be awakened by a slow, gentle hum?

 

[CandiCame]

I am so fucking sleepy... but I wanna stay up so I won't be so fucking sleepy tomorrow... Three cups of coffee and still nodding off... tips & tricks?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i love mondays

 

[CandiCame]

i love mondays

I love Mondays when I get called in to teach. Today's just gonna be a day where I'm half-asleep and earn no money...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I love Mondays when I get called in to teach. Today's just gonna be a day where I'm half-asleep and earn no money...

what type of teacher are you?

 

[neci]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU&feature=related

 

[neci]

L.J. Bridgman. Mother Wild Goose and Her Wild Beast Show Boston, 1900

 

[CandiCame]

what type of teacher are you?

I'm subbing right now. I was gonna be an art teacher, but I failed my student teaching because my professor was a goddamn prick. On the last day when he told me not to come back I was literally one minute late. I know that I'm habitually late for everything, but that really fucking pissed me off. When you sub you basically do anything- from kindergarten right up to seniors in high school. I'd rather do elementary school. I hate teenagers. They're total dicks to subs, half the girls spend the entire day trying to get me fucking arrested because they think it's funny, and half the guys are bigger then me. And there's literally no way to control them. I only went for the teaching degree because "professional artist" isn't a job. But little kids are cool. I like them.

 

[blobfish]

 

[blobfish]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i see pussy!! lol

 

[blobfish]

i see pussy!! lol

 

[blobfish]

 

[neci]

it's like there are monkeys bouncing on my bed.

 

[blobfish]

it's like there are monkeys bouncing on my bed.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

meooooow! haahhaha

 

[blobfish]

 

[sweepthefloor]

I might go back to sleep. I haven't decided yet.

 

[CandiCame]

This makes me happy.

 

[blobfish]

This makes me happy.

It's an illustration by the great Ivan Bilibin for The Little Mermaid. He was a Russian master of the art nouveau movement, and my favorite ever artist.

 

[blobfish]

 

[Tryharder62]

It's an illustration by the great Ivan Bilibin for The Little Mermaid. He was a Russian master of the art nouveau movement, and my favorite ever artist.

I like it very much but did he die before he finished the eyes? (JUST KIDDING!)
But a little creepy. Neci shouldn't see that before she goes to bed.

 

[blobfish]

I like it very much but did he die before he finished the eyes? (JUST KIDDING!)
But a little creepy. Neci shouldn't see that before she goes to bed.

It's a rusalka, a type of Russian water demon.