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Hey aint it the truth?? LOL....when you have to explain what oral sex is....and she hasnt had sex in over 16 yrs....now that happened to me...but not by choice...and have I ever made up for it....
Wow glad to hear your mom is a "hottie" too>>>>> my mom was such a prude>>>>>LOL sure dont know how I ended up being this dammed sexy seventy year old..but I sure as the heck "aint" complaining!!! haha
Wow glad to hear your mom is a "hottie" too>>>>> my mom was such a prude>>>>>LOL sure dont know how I ended up being this dammed sexy seventy year old..but I sure as the heck "aint" complaining!!! haha
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hey Mayi....I'm always willing to have another "daughter" so you must be one of our younger one??? You just hang in her with us honey.....we will keep you sexy and on the right track...
Jewelx....sounds like your sis needs some serious Lit sex therapy!! but I dont suppose she is into this either??? Boy does she need help..LOL shall we show her the way?"??
Jewelx....sounds like your sis needs some serious Lit sex therapy!! but I dont suppose she is into this either??? Boy does she need help..LOL shall we show her the way?"??
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yes yes, that is exactly the kind thing i got too..."well you dont know who you are really talking to"....and "you are ignoring your real friend"....umm excuse me...but these people ARE real!!
.....find someone your own age.....shes just jealous!! Teehheeeee!! Very glad you are back.....and glad he is doing ok. Woohoooooo that you had your time well spent too! lol...
You are such an inspiration Rose...I wanna be just like you when I grow up...*Giggle*
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Jewelx....sounds like your sis needs some serious Lit sex therapy!! but I dont suppose she is into this either??? Boy does she need help..LOL shall we show her the way?"??
she is totally not into computers, chat, sex online....she and my mom literally roll their eyes at me when I speak of Lit or any chat/email friends. Oh well, dont need to please them....and they would be absolutely horrified if they new I engaged in phone sex ROFLOL!!....had an AMAZING session today with a fellow Lit! First time taking it to the phone with anyone from here.....it was FABULOUS!!!!! he came twice....so did i....wowowoww!! yay for me....
Oops....got so excited lost track.....hehe...sorry....but she says she likes sex, but not so much with her hubby. she doesnt like to give head.....WHAT IS HER PROBLEM?????? man....she needs help! lol
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Jamor 9 always glad to make a "member" happy LOL
********....you know thats the same thing my lady Dr always says....the first time I went to see her and she spied the tatoo on my leg..she let out a scream and called her nurse into see it...and when I jumped off the table....she said "how old are you/" LOL
and then when I got the divorced and told her I was "sexually" active...WOW LOL
********....you know thats the same thing my lady Dr always says....the first time I went to see her and she spied the tatoo on my leg..she let out a scream and called her nurse into see it...and when I jumped off the table....she said "how old are you/" LOL
and then when I got the divorced and told her I was "sexually" active...WOW LOL
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Did you ever notice that those with the lousiest sex partners and sexlives are the ones who'll say that they hate sex?Jewelz said:
They usually have never had anyone who is worth a sh*t and they bitch at those of us who have good sex lives and tell us that there is something wrong with us?
Just my 2 cents worth!
Love the thread ladies!!!
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Re: Awwwwwwwww
hmmm well it is definately a good start
as for my singing.... well ever heard a cat being strangled, or better yet, Kylie Minogue sing?
Well thats me
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1sexylady said:QuickDuck....What can a girl do to help...?
hmmm well it is definately a good start
as for my singing.... well ever heard a cat being strangled, or better yet, Kylie Minogue sing?
Well thats me
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jAMOR....hates sex...equals bad sex.....they either havent had the right kind of sex partner....or never been totally satisfied..
Jewelz...hates to give head??? oh boy she does have a problem...dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm some people..will never had that wonderful feeling of OMG...I'm cumming honey!! ROTFLMAO...you go girl...I love it...WOOHOO...phone sex..now I have to admit...I have gotten many men off with only my voice...but for me....I dont get off that way....
Jewelz...hates to give head??? oh boy she does have a problem...dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm some people..will never had that wonderful feeling of OMG...I'm cumming honey!! ROTFLMAO...you go girl...I love it...WOOHOO...phone sex..now I have to admit...I have gotten many men off with only my voice...but for me....I dont get off that way....
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wildrose70 said:
I totally agree with the "hates sex = bad sex" Until you've had someone who rocks your world, you never know what you're missing!!
I've gotten off by phone sex and have gotten women off by phone sex. I've been told that I have a good voice for it!!!
A woman who hates to give head doesn't keep me around for long!! And I give as well as I get!
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Jamor....oral works both ways..and of course giving as well as recieving makes the whole thing so much more enjoyable....and I'm like you...anyone that doesnt want to take the time...does not get invited back!!!!
My voice seems to do the same thing to men
My voice seems to do the same thing to men
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rose you could be my mom any day, damn you are the best. wish i had a teacher when i was learning about sex.........heck i am still learning about sex.
i use to get guys off on the phone, but it never worked for me until a met a guy from lit (if he reads this he will know i am talking about him), but i get offers all ALL the time. one day i may try it again i don't know. right now i need to get over a lit love gone not so good.
i will keep reading and learning........i have a lot to learn
mayi
i use to get guys off on the phone, but it never worked for me until a met a guy from lit (if he reads this he will know i am talking about him), but i get offers all ALL the time. one day i may try it again i don't know. right now i need to get over a lit love gone not so good.
i will keep reading and learning........i have a lot to learn
mayi
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It's interesting that someone has said that if a person hates sex it equals bad sex or that they haven't had the right kind of partner or been totally satisfied.
I've always had a healthy curiousity towards sex and all things sexual yet I'm the only one in my family that is that way. My sister and 3 brothers just don't seem very interested. We had a fairly strict up bringing but it didn't stop me exploring.
So my question is do you think the person you are has as much to do with the way you are sexually or is it just finding the right partner to bring it out ?
Wildrose I think you are wonderful that you are still such a sexual person at your age it's something I would love to inspire to.
I've always had a healthy curiousity towards sex and all things sexual yet I'm the only one in my family that is that way. My sister and 3 brothers just don't seem very interested. We had a fairly strict up bringing but it didn't stop me exploring.
So my question is do you think the person you are has as much to do with the way you are sexually or is it just finding the right partner to bring it out ?
Wildrose I think you are wonderful that you are still such a sexual person at your age it's something I would love to inspire to.
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Mayi..
.I wldnt wish the kind of mom I had on anyone...sex was a nasty word...no one I ever dated was approved of...thats why I decided my kids were never going to be treated that way...or my granddaughters....we had a really good relationship..they can talk to me about anything...and they were the ones that gave me the email foxygr...for their foxy grandma ...they were also the first to pick up on grandma's "internet" lovers LOL...and I was the first in the family to get a tatoo at age 65!!!!
.I wldnt wish the kind of mom I had on anyone...sex was a nasty word...no one I ever dated was approved of...thats why I decided my kids were never going to be treated that way...or my granddaughters....we had a really good relationship..they can talk to me about anything...and they were the ones that gave me the email foxygr...for their foxy grandma ...they were also the first to pick up on grandma's "internet" lovers LOL...and I was the first in the family to get a tatoo at age 65!!!!
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i still get a laugh about the day my hubby found out about my tat..........man he was pissed, but now he thinks it is sexy and hot.......so go figure.
my brother-in-law will not let my sis get one but he wants to see mine( no way in hell he is going to)
sex in my home was a dirty word also, i was told to 'keep my knees together' and be a 'good girl' will i am a good girl now and my knees are not together hehehehe
mayi
my brother-in-law will not let my sis get one but he wants to see mine( no way in hell he is going to)
sex in my home was a dirty word also, i was told to 'keep my knees together' and be a 'good girl' will i am a good girl now and my knees are not together hehehehe
mayi
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Cherrylips....
I think it's something that just seems to happen to some people...my folks certainly werent into sex that much..and it was a very taboo subject...never got talked about and my sis cldnt hold a man...but then here I am....sexy at seventy and have no intention of ever changing..not while I am still able to turn these men on....WOOHOO I love it...and it keeps me young and feeling desirable...thats half the battle being able to be yourself...and enjoy life....and nice to meet you dear....
I think it's something that just seems to happen to some people...my folks certainly werent into sex that much..and it was a very taboo subject...never got talked about and my sis cldnt hold a man...but then here I am....sexy at seventy and have no intention of ever changing..not while I am still able to turn these men on....WOOHOO I love it...and it keeps me young and feeling desirable...thats half the battle being able to be yourself...and enjoy life....and nice to meet you dear....
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Mayi...I sprang mine on the ex also...actually I was having permanent eyebrows put on...and decided I had always wanted a tat..haha...and since then have gotten 2 more small ones...he finally figured it was my leg!!!! No shit!!! haha
Honey...legs together do not for an exciting life make!!!!!You just go for it girl!!!! You only go around once...and if you do it right...thats plenty>>>>> My life is filled with wonderful memoires of very special lovers!!!
Honey...legs together do not for an exciting life make!!!!!You just go for it girl!!!! You only go around once...and if you do it right...thats plenty>>>>> My life is filled with wonderful memoires of very special lovers!!!
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cherrylips_au said:
For me, I've always been a very sexual person, but then it was never a taboo subject. My Mom was single and a woman of the 70's, so she brought lovers home with her quite alot. It took me awhile to figure out why all the giggles were coming from her room though....lmao. She never hid sex from me (which does not mean that she ever did anything in front of me or anything like that), she just made sure to explain anything I might be exposed to in movies and the like to me, and to see that I knew the consequences of sexual activity. Although it did take the right partner to teach me my techniques. I had a bi-sexual phone lover who shared all of her experiences, and what worked for her and for her lovers, with me. I think she, more than anything else, made me the lover I am.
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Wildrose I do agree that if you can enjoy life to the fullest it reflects in your attitude to everything. Really why should you stop being who you are just because we all get older. With the spirit you show on here no wonder the men are still chasing you. Good for you.
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Mayi....
I really hate to tell you this....but the lovers that really rocked my world....were not my ex-hubby....He was wild and horny when younger...but then it got to be a problem for him keeping up with me....and I just outgrew him....perhaps it was the excitement or the thrill of forbidden love....and believe me hon...I went thru many men that didnt have the least little idea of anything other than the basic ....one two three sex game!!!
And 3 strikes and your out!!! at least in my book<<<
I really hate to tell you this....but the lovers that really rocked my world....were not my ex-hubby....He was wild and horny when younger...but then it got to be a problem for him keeping up with me....and I just outgrew him....perhaps it was the excitement or the thrill of forbidden love....and believe me hon...I went thru many men that didnt have the least little idea of anything other than the basic ....one two three sex game!!!
And 3 strikes and your out!!! at least in my book<<<
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Well thanks Cherrylips....
I really feel attitude has a lot of do with it...heck I'm this 70 yr old still wearing the 45 yr old body>>>LOL I just never grew up I guess...and hope I never reach the point of giving up and hitting the old rocking chair....I have wathced classmates turn old at 50 and it makes me think...they have never enjoyed life>>>>
I really feel attitude has a lot of do with it...heck I'm this 70 yr old still wearing the 45 yr old body>>>LOL I just never grew up I guess...and hope I never reach the point of giving up and hitting the old rocking chair....I have wathced classmates turn old at 50 and it makes me think...they have never enjoyed life>>>>
Wildrose...yes, she is borderline nutcase.....kidding LOL...but anyone who doesnt give head....well i just dont get it...i love it!
And yes...ohhh yes......i had the pleasure of telling him that i was cumming twice within what hon? it was 30 minutes? he was such a doll.....put up with interruptions on my end and still took me to that special place....TWICE!!!!! lol...my hubby has never done that....well ok, once. lol So I wanna thank my sweet caller for a wonderful time....not just all the sex talk....just for being a great friend. He is one in a million and whoever gets him is lucky lucky! *kisses* G.!
And yes...ohhh yes......i had the pleasure of telling him that i was cumming twice within what hon? it was 30 minutes?
he was such a doll.....put up with interruptions on my end and still took me to that special place....TWICE!!!!! lol...my hubby has never done that....well ok, once. lol So I wanna thank my sweet caller for a wonderful time....not just all the sex talk....just for being a great friend. He is one in a million and whoever gets him is lucky lucky! *kisses* G.!- Status
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