Modern day Noah

[Prince Romeo]

If you were Noah, what would you bring on the Ark today?

Mind you, this is just hypothetical. First off, I'd have to say that I might be a bit less than lazy about taking along all the appropriate species along. But being the sensible man that I am, I was going to say that I would take 1 woman with me. But then I got to thinking. If I take one woman, then she is bound to get bored, day after day, stuck a boat, having sex 24/7, surrounded by animals. So, being the sensitive guy that I am, I'd say I'd take 2 women with me. But then I get to thinking again. Two women is good because they can talk to one another, but then they might fight over who gets to be with me. To be considerate, it has to be 3 women. Three is good as it improves the chances of healthy offspring. But then 3 is bad as well. That means 2 of the women might gang up on the 3rd woman. That's it. The final decision is 4 woman! I'd have to make the ultimate sacrifice and squeeze in 4.

 

[honeylick]

sensitive AND a giver.

 

[Guest]

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[Temptress_1960]

and what if you get tired?

Better bring one more man, just to give yourself a break.

 

[Cleopatra]

and what if you get tired?

Better bring one more man, just to give yourself a break.

And another man to break up the inevitable fights that will occur between two men...

 

[eagleyez]

And another man to break up the inevitable fights that will occur between two men...

break up a catfight er two maybe, huh?

 

[MercyMia]

PR, such a thoughtful guy

I'd say make sure you have at least one vibrator per woman and a 40 days and 40 nights' worth of batteries, too.

 

[Cleopatra]

break up a catfight er two maybe, huh?

Perhaps, but I'd bet on the males fighting first - the boat only has one steering device, no?

 

[Guest]

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[Prince Romeo]

hmm...
you might want to consider a fifth that you stash in a lifeboat that the other four don't know about, and whom you really enjoy, just in case you need to make a break for it if all 4 decide to gang up on you

Back to that odd number thing again. I'd have to put 2 in the lifeboat. No wait a sec. Then I'd be in the same postion as before. Better make it 3. Oops, that won't work either. Better stick with 4. Let's see. Now we're up to 8 women for forty days and nights. Someone help me out here. If I make love to 2 women a day, then each woman will get how many days of sex in 40 days? Damn this is getting complicated! In our new world, if you can't figure it out on your fingers, then there's no use knowing it!

 

[Olivianna]

Don't forget that you'll have to practice incest in order to perpetuate the species.

Ewwww.

 

[Temptress_1960]

If I make love to 2 women a day, then each woman will get how many days of sex in 40 days? Damn this is getting complicated! In our new world, if you can't figure it out on your fingers, then there's no use knowing it!

Whatever makes you think that you are the only one each will be making love with?

After all, there's, what, 9 people on the boat?

 

[Prince Romeo]

Don't forget that you'll have to practice incest in order to perpetuate the species.

Ewwww.

Hey, we all had to come from somewhere didn't we?